A haiku for you

[[Sh...]]

Benzo belly by Shayna 78

 

Bloated and farty

My belly is a zeppelin

10 seconds til launch

 

 

You’re welcome

[[ki...]]

You’re a true poet!  :laugh:

[[Sh...]]

 

Thank you mam!

[[sa...]]

:laugh:   Looove it!  Boy did I need that laugh!

[[Be...]]

Shayna, you're too much.  I'm sure your belly balloon will deflate soon.

[[Sh...]]

God I hope so becks. For the community 

[[Sh...]]

Oh shit this girl is on 🔥

 

Being a girl rocks by Shayna 78

 

Peri menopause

hormones are being assholes!

I now have a beard

 

 

[[Be...]]

Shayna, are you peri-menopausal now?  I do have a few chin whiskers now and need to pluck them out at times.  I think it is true that some women grow "beards" when they reach menopause.

[[or...]]

Peri menopause

hormones are being assholes!

I now have a beard

 

 

TY for that!

 

Katz

[[Be...]]

I guess when you shave your legs and pits, you'll need to shave your beard too. 

[[or...]]

I guess when you shave your legs and pits, you'll need to shave your beard too. 

 

Good one, Becks!

 

K

[[Sh...]]

I guess when you shave your legs and pits, you'll need to shave your beard too. 

 

I don’t have to shave it but I do have to wax it. It’s like peach fuzz. Totes embarrassing

[[Sh...]]

Come on katz ur a writer where’s ur haiku 

[[or...]]

Oy, a haiku challenge! Bring it! I only write poetry/prose about cats, though. Here's one:

 

My human is so strange.

She screams when I cuddle her:

Are my claws that sharp?

 

Not as good as yours, Shay. I think we can all relate more to, um, facial hair.

 

Katz

[[Sh...]]

Haha I love it x nice one katz!

 

Hehe 🙃 anything for a giggle.

 

What the hell is sleep?

U don’t really need it at all

Ooh look pink bunnies

 

 

[[or...]]

Nice, Shay! Here's another cat haiku:

 

You are my best friend,

person allergic to cats.

Let me shed on you.

 

K

[[Be...]]

When you hit menopause

You'll need to shave your beard

I get up and shave every morning.

 

My stupid haiku. 

[[2c...]]

Good one Becks

 

Here’s my attempt:

 

Crazy muscle pain

Legs and hips like steel rods

Walk like a zombie

 

 

FYI, I have been shaving my “peach fuzz” for a couple of years now. 

[[or...]]

Morning yoga stretch:

Please tell why you call it

Downward facing dog.

 

 

Inquiring minds want to know!

 

 

K

[[2c...]]

Nice, Shay! Here's another cat haiku:

 

You are my best friend,

person allergic to cats.

Let me shed on you.

 

K

 

Katz I love this one… absolutely true!

[[sa...]]

Strong are those who hope

Those who laugh in Withdrawal's face

Light in a dark place

[[Be...]]

They could call it downward facing cat, too.  Cats do that pose too.  Can't discriminate against cats.

[[Sh...]]

Oh look at us go with the amazing haikus! 

 

About a bum… by Shayna

 

Dimples ever grow

Across my backside no! My

Bum torments me so

 

[[Sh...]]

She closes her eyes.

And dreams of a world that was

So far away now….

[[sa...]]

Your haikus are great!  The bum poem made me smile and the second one brought tears to my eyes.  So relateable.