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1. Don't have to make the bed, always ready to jump back in every hour

2. Car always has gas in it, I hardly go anywhere anymore

3. Save money on food, hardly am hungry anymore

4. Can watch old movies and they seem brand new, cant remember seeing them

5. Don't have to listen to nagging girlfriend--she dumped me when i jumped

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14. Your hearing becomes super sensitive and gives your stealth hearing powers.

 

Ahhh, so the neighbour from below must be testing his new couch.... at 2 in the morning.

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14. Your hearing becomes super sensitive and gives your stealth hearing powers.

 

Ahhh, so the neighbour from below must be testing his new couch.... at 2 in the morning.

 

 

:laugh: :laugh:

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I'm making the eye drops company A LOT of money.

 

 

Ditto here Grandma!  They are making billions on us.... :laugh:

 

Maybe we could go into business and create benzo withdrawal eye drops!  :thumbsup:

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