Put on your thinking caps! It's question and answer time.

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Name the only vegetable or fruit that's never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh:  I bet this is a sneaky one!!!

 

 

Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter 'S.' : sneakers, socks, sandals, sling-back shoes, shoes, slippers,......

 

What fruit has its seeds on the outside?

 

How do you say hello to a two-headed monster?  Very carefully? At a great distance? Only in your

 

worst nightmare?

 

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?  This is just a sad question.....what is the answer?

 

lettuce

 

strawberries

 

you say hello hello

 

Bam Boo, that wasn't too sad was it?

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Nope - not too sad at all - I will keep playing.

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How do you catch a unique horse?

 

With a unique rope?

Unique up on it...

 

How do you catch a tame horse? 

 

That is so funny :laugh: , thanks, i haven't laffed that hard in ages.

 

How do you catch a tame horse?.........You catch it the tame way

 

hehehe

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ok im jumping in and hoping i make the grade...lol...how many animals of each species did Moses take on the ark?

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ok im jumping in and hoping i make the grade...lol...how many animals of each species did Moses take on the ark?

 

Was it 2?

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ok ill bend...lol....yes the number is two but Noah took them...lol...tag pj you're up...next question...please dont make it a math or outer space one as when i read those i was in perma-scull cramp...lol

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ok ill bend...lol....yes the number is two but Noah took them...lol...tag pj you're up...next question...please dont make it a math or outer space one as when i read those i was in perma-scull cramp...lol

 

Supposedly, what type of wood was the Ark made of ?

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cyprus?  hmmmmmmmmm......just a guess

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What is it that comes before God, is worse than Satan, poor people have it and rich people need it and if you eat it you would die?

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Nothing

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Nothing

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cyprus?  hmmmmmmmmm......just a guess

 

I read where it was made of cyprus, and i also read that it was made of gopher wood.  Who knows?

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Nothing

 

Where did Noah find that much nothing?

 

I thought you were giving an answer to what was the Ark made of.     me!

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lol..good one pj....i love the nothing one!  ok...this one is a bit off the wall but lets see...there is a physicist, a biologist and a mathematician sitting on a bench...they watch two ppl enter a house...short time later they see three ppl leave the house...they were a little perplexed and the physicist suggested there must have been something wrong with their initial observation...the biologist said clearly they procreated....and the mathemetician thought for a minute and said if another person goes in to the house it will be empty!!!!!!!   

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lol..good one pj....i love the nothing one!  ok...this one is a bit off the wall but lets see...there is a physicist, a biologist and a mathematician sitting on a bench...they watch two ppl enter a house...short time later they see three ppl leave the house...they were a little perplexed and the physicist suggested there must have been something wrong with their initial observation...the biologist said clearly they procreated....and the mathemetician thought for a minute and said if another person goes in to the house it will be empty!!!!!!!   

 

I think they were all sitting on that bench consuming some cheap wine, and were seeing things that weren't really there. 

 

 

I hope this one is not offensive, but it is kinda funny.

 

How do you tell the sex of a chromosome?

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oh gosh pj i was wrecking myself laughing at the cheap wine on the bench......you have a great sense of humor!  ...im in a benzo fog but not dead and ill bite...how do i tell the sex of a chromosome..hmmmmm...dunno.....i give....

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oh gosh pj i was wrecking myself laughing at the cheap wine on the bench......you have a great sense of humor!  ...im in a benzo fog but not dead and ill bite...how do i tell the sex of a chromosome..hmmmmm...dunno.....i give....

 

How do you tell the sex of a chromosome?  ......    You pull down it's genes 

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:laugh: :laugh:like it!  what do aliens read ?  and why do sharks only swim in salt water?  keep in mind these are groaners to some extent...lol....but funny and may crack a smile!

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:laugh: :laugh:like it!  what do aliens read ?  and why do sharks only swim in salt water?  keep in mind these are groaners to some extent...lol....but funny and may crack a smile!

 

Well, all the aliens i have met, have tried to read my mind

 

I think the sharks swim in salt water for it healing properties, and it's buoyancy, just a guess

 

or maybe they like a lot of salt with their Margaritas

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why do sharks only swim in salt water

Cuz pepper water burns their nose?

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yeppers its cuz the pepper makes em' sneeze!  and aliens read cmoet books....groan groan....lol

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How did the saying, ( it's a doozy ) come about?

 

Why do male deer need braces?

 

What gives milk, and has one horn?

 

What branch of the military did Elvis Presley serve in?

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mr. pj...you have me stumped....its a doozy...sounds maybe australian but who knows....male deer need braces because they have crooked teeth? i have no clue! milk and a horn....sounds like a misfit who may be benzo addicted like me!  :laugh:sorry...ok ok ok and mr. presley...well im going to guess army..shot in the dark but hey!  ok...hit me....how'd i do?  lol  i'm thinking my score may look worse than a flatline......lol........

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mr. pj...you have me stumped....its a doozy...sounds maybe australian but who knows....male deer need braces because they have crooked teeth? i have no clue! milk and a horn....sounds like a misfit who may be benzo addicted like me!  :laugh:sorry...ok ok ok and mr. presley...well im going to guess army..shot in the dark but hey!  ok...hit me....how'd i do?  lol  i'm thinking my score may look worse than a flatline......lol........

 

Nice to see you jenny,

 

it's a doozy comes from the Duesenberg car, it was so neat, that when people saw it they would shout , "IT'S A DOOZY"

 

close, 'male' deer have 'buck' teeth

 

What gives milk and has one horn, a milk truck

 

right, Elvis was in the Army

 

You are a lot fun, and a good sport

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ohhh goodness........i failed...well rather got one right!  lol...i havent got any questions as my brain is a bit foggy today...oh wait....here is one...who is tired, feels like her limbs are redwood trees, had a wicked anxiety attack last night, and has what is known in the benzo world as cog fog or benzo brain?  LMAO  if you guess ME then you win!  lol......hows that for originality?  no mean thoughts or poking at anyone else on here who is in my boat...the good news is my boat is floating and not sinking today!  woop!  woop!.............jen