stupid questions

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Some of these I am sure have been heard many times, but I still love them. 

 

 

Can you cry under water?

 

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

 

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

 

What disease did cured ham actually have?

 

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

 

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

 

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

 

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

 

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

 

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

 

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

 

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs.

 

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

 

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

 

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

 

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

 

Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?

 

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

 

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

 

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

 

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

 

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

 

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

 

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

 

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

 

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

 

Why do people keep running over a thread a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

 

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

 

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

 

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

 

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

 

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

 

Kimba 

Wow! Kimba, That's alot of really good questions. The kamikaze one really made me laugh.

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Hey, wheres Rubberduck?...the creator of this cool thread.   :)

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i'm here i'v been checking this thread regularly there's some really funny stupid questions here. i just didn't have any of my own to add so i didn't write anything but this was definitely a good idea.

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i'm here i'v been checking this thread regularly there's some really funny stupid questions here. i just didn't have any of my own to add so i didn't write anything but this was definitely a good idea.

Hi Rubberduck. Yeah unfortunately, I never run out of stupid questions.

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here is a BZ stupid question.

 

why does everybody think its a really good,  healthy idea to not use them & you feel so awful doing it?

 

that is stupid.

 

no instant gratification. bhah

 

like this thread. makes me laugh.

 

why do people cry when they're happy?

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here is a BZ stupid question.

 

why does everybody think its a really good,  healthy idea to not use them & you feel so awful doing it?

 

that is stupid.

 

no instant gratification. bhah

 

like this thread. makes me laugh.

 

why do people cry when they're happy?

That's true and why are elephants the only other animal that can cry? Lots of animals also have reasons to be sad and cry. Actually, I'm not sure that qualifies for the stupid question category.

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Hi sno,

 

good to hear from you.

 

I can't think of any funny dumb questions now either Rubber or sno. just those age old ones like: why are I here?

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Hi sno,

 

good to hear from you.

 

I can't think of any funny dumb questions now either Rubber or sno. just those age old ones like: why are I here?

Hi 2zaz Hope all is well with you.

Snoball

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why are I here?

 

Everyone has to be somewhere.

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This one always annoyed me:  Which came first?  The chicken or the egg?  I'd like a real answer to that one.  Why did the chicken cross the road?  To get to the other side.

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This one always annoyed me:  Which came first?  The chicken or the egg?  I'd like a real answer to that one.  Why did the chicken cross the road?  To get to the other side.

Ummmm....the chicken...no the egg...wait, now I'm really confused.

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Do dragon flies breathe fire?

 

Have you ever seen a HORSE FLY?

 

Have you ever seen a HOUSE FLY?

 

Just some food for thought.

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Why does a women shave ( pluk) her eye brow,

Just to draw it back on again?

 

Never got that one

 

Sandra.

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I just smoked a little sompn-sompn right before I found this thread, I'm LMAO

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I just smoked a little sompn-sompn right before I found this thread, I'm LMAO

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Well I just googled "what is sompn-sompn" boy do I feel silly...and yes I'm blond..and old.. .

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    The one that really got me was when my adult kids were talking about the catalina wine mixer, they had a real good laugh when I try to join in the conversation..

 

Molly

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Is it safe to go cold turkey, Thanksgiving night?

 

 

Cold turkey sandwiches