stupid questions

[[ru...]]

in France is all toast made with eggs, sugar, cinnamon and milk? when they eat regular toast what do they call it? worldly toast, outside of France toast?

 

i got this idea from another thread, some people say there's no such thing as a stupid question. so try and think of the stupidest question u can and post it here and lets c if we can prove "them" wrong.

[[Ni...]]

Why do you drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?

 

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

 

Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?

 

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

 

Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?

 

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

 

Why are Softballs hard?

 

If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

 

If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

 

[[ig...]]

Damn. I'm really stupid this morning. 

 

I'm still working on the French Toast Quandary. 

 

Cool thread--

bestest,

Iggy   

[[sn...]]

Nice thread rubberduck.

 

Now you've got me wondering...Is there such thing as a stupid question? Oh, wait...I guess that was a stupid question.

 

snoball

[[Ni...]]

Nice thread rubberduck.

 

Now you've got me wondering...Is there such thing as a stupid question? Oh, wait...I guess that was a stupid question.

 

snoball

 

I think there are more stupid answers than stupid questions.

[[sn...]]

Got that right Niki.

[[Bi...]]

Nice thread rubberduck.

 

Now you've got me wondering...Is there such thing as a stupid question? Oh, wait...I guess that was a stupid question.

 

snoball

 

I think there are more stupid answers than stupid questions.

[[sp...]]

"What is the answer to this question?"

 

spartacus

[[sn...]]

Why don't catfish meow?

[[sn...]]

Why are carpenter ants called carpenter ants, when all they do is destroy instead of build?

[[Be...]]

Hey, these are good.  I'd like to hear some more. 

[[re...]]

Why don't catfish meow?

Catfish don't meow to you,

for the very simple reason

that you appear to be

a big black dog.

[[sn...]]

Which brings me to my next question...Were the Carpenters caprenters and singers?

[[sn...]]

Why don't catfish meow?

Catfish don't meow to you,

for the very simple reason

that you appear to be

a big black dog.

Whoa, How did you know I'm a dog? Actually that's a picture of my girlfriend. I'm a German Shepard.

[[sn...]]

Yeah, You raise some very good points .Hmmmm

[[sn...]]

Ive heard of card sharks. Can sharks really play cards?

[[Co...]]

Q:  If a buttercup is yellow, what colour is a hiccup?

 

A:  Burple.

[[sn...]]

Q:  If a buttercup is yellow, what colour is a hiccup?

 

A:  Burple.

Very clever. Did you make that one up?

[[sn...]]

Why do men have nipples?

[[Ni...]]

Why do men have nipples?

 

Speaking of that...Did Adam have a belly button?

[[sn...]]

Why do men have nipples?

 

Speaking of that...Did Adam have a belly button?

That's a very good question.

[[sn...]]

Can you swim in a car pool?

[[Ni...]]

Does fudge taste bad if it's shaped like poop?  Inquiring minds want to know!

[[2z...]]

this is a funny thread. tx.

 

my dog like poop but can't have fudge. do dogs taste what poop smells like?

[[Ki...]]

 

Some of these I am sure have been heard many times, but I still love them. 

 

 

Can you cry under water?

 

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

 

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

 

What disease did cured ham actually have?

 

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

 

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

 

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

 

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

 

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

 

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

 

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

 

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs.

 

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

 

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

 

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

 

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

 

Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?

 

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

 

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

 

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

 

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

 

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

 

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

 

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

 

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

 

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

 

Why do people keep running over a thread a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

 

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

 

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

 

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

 

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

 

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

 

Kimba