Joke

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Haha this is my favroite thread ever. These jokes are so corny!

 

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!

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Haha this is my favroite thread ever. These jokes are so corny!

 

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!

Now that's corny. But just made me LMAO.

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Why didn't the nose have any friends?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He was always snotty.

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What did the ocean say to the sea?

 

Nothing, it just waved. 

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What did the ocean say to the sea?

 

Nothing, it just waved. 

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Lady – “So do you drink?”

Man – “I used to drink a lot, but I quit cold turkey.

Lady – “Wow, that must take a lot of self control.”

Man – “Well I found out I was allergic to it, every time I drank I broke out in handcuffs.”

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Lady – “So do you drink?”

Man – “I used to drink a lot, but I quit cold turkey.

Lady – “Wow, that must take a lot of self control.”

Man – “Well I found out I was allergic to it, every time I drank I broke out in handcuffs.”

:laugh: :2funny:

 

Thanks!  I'm still lol!

 

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Lady – “So do you drink?”

Man – “I used to drink a lot, but I quit cold turkey.

Lady – “Wow, that must take a lot of self control.”

Man – “Well I found out I was allergic to it, every time I drank I broke out in handcuffs.”

Now thats good. :laugh:

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I know, huh? lol

 

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

 

because he felt crummy 

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So a priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar, and the bartender says,

What is this? Some kinda joke?

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:laugh:

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So a priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar, and the bartender says,

What is this? Some kinda joke?

 

OK , now that's corny   - snoball like those 

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So a priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar, and the bartender says,

What is this? Some kinda joke?

 

OK , now that's corny   - snoball like those 

Well look what the cat dragged in.

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I once dated a Golden retriever...The blond thing just ain't true. She was smart as a whip.

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Women need a reason to have sex.

 

Men just need a place.

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Women need a reason to have sex.

 

Men just need a place.

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So a priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar, and the bartender says,

What is this? Some kinda joke?

:laugh:

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Sex is one of the most beautiful, satisfying, wholesome things that money can buy!

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb??

 

None - the light blub has to want to change😳

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How did Canada get its name?

 

But all that matters in the outfit and pick them out one by one

C a

N a

Da

Etc.  get it??

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ego trapped that makes sense and is funny in german to me.

(slang german) ?

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Did you hear about the boy who was born with a golden screw in his belly button? He went through his entire childhood, wondering what it was for. So one day, when he was grown, he went to the top of a mountain to seek the answer from a wise man. He sat upon a rock while this great healer unscrewed the golden screw from his belly button. The man was so pleased to finally find someone to help him, he stood up to thank the healer....and his butt fell off. :laugh:

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Guy 1: Somebody said you sounded like an owl.

 

Guy 2: Who?