Joke

[[ha...]]

Why do gorillas has such big nostrils?

 

Because they have such big fingers.  :laugh:

[[sn...]]

LOL that's funny. I always wondered why they had big fingers...now it all makes perfect sense.

[[ha...]]

OK One more before I go to the Chiropractor.

 

An oldie:

 

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

 

 

Because 7 8 9.

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OK One more before I go to the Chiropractor.

 

An oldie:

 

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

 

 

Because 7 8 9.

Ya know what they say "an oldie but a goodie"

 

Hey, I was just wondering...Theres got to be more than 3 or 4 cornballs on this site Come on everyone, step right up...don't be shy. You're the next contestant on "cornballs r us"

[[Co...]]

Some of you may not get this.

 

What did the French poodle say to the butcher?

 

"Save-zee-bone".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry 

[[sn...]]

Some of you may not get this.

 

What did the French poodle say to the butcher?

 

"Save-zee-bone".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry 

woof woof, that's funny.

[[Ni...]]

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?

 

He lay awake wondering of there is really a dog.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?

 

He lay awake wondering of there is really a dog.

LOL Now that's a good one. Its almost too witty to be corny, but beats my jokes all to hell.

[[Ni...]]

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

 

 

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

 

 

How does a man take a bubble bath?

He eats beans for dinner.

 

 

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

 

 

How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?

He's breathing.

 

 

[[ha...]]

Yay Niki!

[[sn...]]

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

 

 

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

 

 

How does a man take a bubble bath?

He eats beans for dinner.

 

 

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

 

 

How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?

He's breathing.

LOL...I would say the last one describes me very well.

[[re...]]

What did one toilet say to the other toilet?

 

You look flushed.…

 

[[Bi...]]

[[re...]]

I just told my friend that and she almost died laughing because it was so silly

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:laugh:

[[sn...]]

I had a plumber over and he asked how I wanted my toilet mounted...surface or flush mounted.

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Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?

 

It runs in the "jeans" Gross.

[[Bi...]]

Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?

 

It runs in the "jeans" Gross.

ooow! :o :o

[[sn...]]

Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?

 

It runs in the "jeans" Gross.

ooow! :o :o

What? Never heard that one before Birdie?

[[sn...]]

How about this one...Whats black, white and red(read) all over?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A newspaper

[[sn...]]

How about this one.

Wanna here a dirty joke?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A white horse fell in the mud.

[[Bi...]]

How about this one.

Wanna here a dirty joke?

 

 

A white horse fell in the mud.

 

http://i.imgur.com/4VilUmU.gif

[[sn...]]

Hey Birdie...you're pretty corny too. Cough up some jokes.

[[Bi...]]

Hey Birdie...you're pretty corny too. Cough up some jokes.

 

What did the painter say to the wall??

 

 

One more crack like that and i'll plaster you! 

[[sn...]]

Hey Birdie...you're pretty corny too. Cough up some jokes.

 

What did the painter say to the wall??

 

 

One more crack like that and i'll plaster you! 

:laugh:That's funny. See, I knew you had it in ya.