Joke

[[ha...]]

What do they call a Dr who graduates at the bottom of his class?

 

 

 

 

 

Answer: Doctor

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LOL 

[[Mo...]]

good one 

[[ig...]]

I KNEW that!

 

Thanks! We need to remember this one!!

 

Iggy 

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Sad but true, huh?

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What do they call a Dr who graduates at the bottom of his class?

 

 

 

 

 

Answer: Doctor

good one. funny, but true.

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What do you call somebody who takes 30 hours of classes, then passes a multiple-choice exam

in order to work in one of the most maligned careers in the industry?

 

 

Real estate agent.

 

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for school?

 

 

"Bi-son!"

 

Corny, I know...

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for school?

 

 

"Bi-son!"

 

Corny, I know...

Corny is cool. If you bang your head and get a knot on your head what do you do?  Untie it.

If you break a toe what do you do?  Call a toe truck. Now that's corny. I challenge anyone to be as corny as me.

[[Ho...]]

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for school?

 

 

"Bi-son!"

 

Corny, I know...

Corny is cool. If you bang your head and get a knot on your head what do you do?  Untie it.

If you break a toe what do you do?  Call a toe truck. Now that's corny. I challenge anyone to be as corny as me.

 

Yesterday I was outside while it was raining cats and dogs and stepped into a poodle.

 

Do I win? 

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Hope...That's pretty corny too. I'm so proud of you.

[[Ho...]]

Hope...That's pretty corny too. I'm so proud of you.

 

Thank you. I tried my best. 

[[Mo...]]

i found a quote from albert einstein.

 

there are three types of doctors:

 

the general practitioner.. .who knows little and does little

the surgeon....who knows little but can do a lot  and

the pathologist...who knows everything...can do everything ...but always comes too late.

 

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Hahahahaha omg Hope that was hilariously corny. I gotta start saying that one! 

[[Bi...]]

i found a quote from albert einstein.

 

there are three types of doctors:

 

the general practitioner.. .who knows little and does little

the surgeon....who knows little but can do a lot  and

the pathologist...who knows everything...can do everything ...but always comes too late.

:laugh: :laugh:     how true

[[Ho...]]

Hahahahaha omg Hope that was hilariously corny. I gotta start saying that one! 

 

I may not be a lot of things but I am the most corny person you'll meet.    Sadly it doesn't end at jokes. 

[[re...]]

What did the ocean say to the shore?

 

 

 

 

Nothing, it just waved.

 

[[sn...]]

What did the ocean say to the shore?

 

 

 

 

Nothing, it just waved.

 

whoa! It makes me feel better to know that there are others.

 

Where does a snowman keep his money?

 

 

In a SNOW BANK.

Thanks for the laughs friends.

[[Ho...]]

What did the ocean say to the shore?

 

 

 

 

Nothing, it just waved.

 

 

[[re...]]

Lol!! Someone givew me another corny one...I can't think of many because I'm giggling 

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So 2 people walk into a bar and… OUCH!

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So 2 people walk into a bar and… OUCH!

I've done that before. I think I lost some IQ.

 

Why did the lady throw the butter out of the window?

 

Cause she wanted to see a BUTTER FLY. Its getting bad here.

 

Why did the guy throw the clock out of the window?

 

He wanted to see time fly.

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What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits your winshield?

 

 

 

Its butt. :D :D

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snoball that's so funny! I ran to tell my 12 year old and she cracked up! Thanks!

 

Keep em comin'!!

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snoball that's so funny! I ran to tell my 12 year old and she cracked up! Thanks!

 

Keep em comin'!!

It's cool you started this thread. Thanks.

Can you think of any more at the moment, because right now, I'm feeling so slow...it just took me an hour to make minute rice.