New Game - Our Story - 3 words at a time

[Guest [Ce...]]

Gold - I'm rich!

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We're Off to...

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the lingere store

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I was alone when I heard of a ghost inhabiting my creepy, big old mansion in Salem. My therapist advised me to immediately call ghost busters again, when suddenly the thunder and lightening became so intense the door burst off its hinges and in walked an old lady with her head in her hands, jabbering away while dancing Gangnam style. She was singing "kung Fu Fighting". After taking a trip to the outhouse and frightening the old dog, the old prostitute kissed a frog, became the dog on the hill telling a tale involving a male, one handed hermaphrodite who craved truffles boiled in honey and served with oysters from Tathra. The mansion moved, burst into flames, I ran out towards the hill. Sadly, without clothes. I tried to get back in with Thors hammer but my hair tripped me up.  I landed safely but to my horror I felt flames of desire in my empty heart. I screamed and shook with trepidation until a loud thunderous roar broke forth, as the minutes ticked by then, suddenly, silence.

 

In the darkness drip, drip, drip, a wolf howled, a hand appeared, talon like fingers stroked my cheeks.

My senses aroused to scary heights my heart pounded, I decided to, friend or foe? Storming the castle to get help while still naked shaking, shaking, shaking. Suddenly I blinked, temporarily blinded by a brittle impulse to rush headlong into a dark ... eerie forest filled with gnomes, ghouls and goblins lions, tigers (&) bears. Naked and alone. Ran back home, which still burned.

 

After that HUGE quake levelled all the horse stables leaving me desperate, dateless and deprived, anxious and scared, I must get my head together. So try meditation. Didn't work so went to doctor - a head shrinker and real stinker. He ignores me bored by another moan about life there's no magic, all run out, make another appointment, ask for understanding,  Plato not prozac. Doctor's mouth foams. Quick fix dogmatist pushing his pills and shock treatments.

 

I feel sad. Are you sick? Are you serious? Bad prostate problems? Does it show ? :- [Are you serious?

Unfortunately, deadly so. Really sorry David. I like you. Just age guess.

 

Mansion still burns, call fire engine, it's too late. Anything worth salvaging? Just my mind. Guesthouse is safe. I'm still naked! Can you help? State Rescue arrives. My medications are? I need clothes. Finally Heather Ashton. We need this. I need clothes and a syringe and a needle  SORRY MY MISTAKE and oxygen tank. Reality is slipping, hallucinating vividly now. Wow...a window!...What is outside - a red moon. What is inside?  Evil or good? What is evil? An old pirate who sells benzos.

 

Run from him before he gives them to me free of charge ....... barters for rum. Johnny Depp maybe inhabits mansion ruins and frightens cats. Call the police. He eats police. I love Johnny so I run. Evil's behind you dragging its tail. I escape and I'm still naked can you help? State Rescue arrives. My medications are? I need clothes. Finally Heather Ashton. We need this. I need clothes and a syringe and a needle SORRY MY MISTAKE and oxygen tank.

 

Reality is slipping hallucinating vividly now. Wow ...a window!... What is outside? - a red moon what is inside? Evil or good? What is evil? An old pirate who sells benzos. Run from him before he gives them to me free of charge....barters for them. Johnny Depp maybe inhabits mansion ruins and frightens cats.

 

Call the police. He eats police. I love Johnny so I run. Evil is behind you dragging its tail. I escape and I'm still naked. I find a buried treasure box  - gold I'm rich! We're off to the lingerie store. I need basics!

 

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Hop a train

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wearing new lingerie

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I'm going to

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spend the next

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few days at

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a detox centre

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to be assessed

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for benzo dependency

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Then RAPID WITHDRAWAL...........

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head for Emergency

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EXIT and Runnnn...........

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trip up and

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bump head on

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a bed pan

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Finally, a weapon.

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to defend myself

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from the wicked

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benzo which chased

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I struck benzo

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on the head

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Benzo got BIGGER