The poo thread.

[[Su...]]

Whew !  Somebody stirred up a stink in here. 

 

[[Fe...]]

Wa S  and Damaged123 .  You two are funny.

[[ve...]]

 

You Sharted (A Sh-tty fart)

 

Has anyone poo'd in their pants?  I've not read the whole thread.  When I was about six months off and sporting a handsome hemmerhoid and still had some intermittent benzo "leakage", I was brilliant enough to take my son on a hike through the Sedona hills in summer 2010.  On our way back, I thought I had to pass a little gas, but alas, it was more than gas that came out of me a$$  .  Perhaps shoulda worn some DEPENDS. On a positive afternote, the rhoid is gone for good now and I had a clear colonoscopy a few months ago .

 

V

 

.  How about the BART?  That would be a burp and fart at the same time.

[[La...]]

:We are starting to sound like a bunch of old fogies sitting around on  the cruise ship discussing our bowel habits, its THE topic of conversation for the older set, it truly does set the tone for the rest of your day if you can have that satisfying normal daily BM

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We are starting to sound like a bunch of old fogies sitting around on  the cruise ship discussing our bowel habits

 

EXACTLY!

[[da...]]

                                                                  An Ode to The Poo

Why do we gaze upon The Poo,

as if it were a treasure,

 

We praise it's form, it's size, it's smell

it's weight, we cannot measure...

 

We tell our friends about our poo,

they nod their heads with praise

 

As even those with normal poo

can speak of it, for days.

 

The poo...the poo

I bow to you

At best, you make my day

So please be kind...I lose my mind.....

 

 

WHEN NOTHING FREAKING HAPPENS...Do you hear me?  HUH?  Come out, come out, wherever you are.....

 

 

The end.

 

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Boo Hoo..boo hoo

I hate my poo.

 

Now, THAT's the end.

 

 

 

[[Ch...]]

                                                                  An Ode to The Poo

Why do we gaze upon The Poo,

as if it were a treasure,

 

We praise it's form, it's size, it's smell

it's weight, we cannot measure...

 

We tell our friends about our poo,

they nod their heads with praise

 

As even those with normal poo

can speak of it, for days.

 

The poo...the poo

I bow to you

At best, you make my day

So please be kind...I lose my mind.....

 

 

WHEN NOTHING FREAKING HAPPENS...Do you hear me?  HUH?  Come out, come out, wherever you are.....

 

 

The end.

 

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

Boo Hoo..boo hoo

I hate my poo.

 

Now, THAT's the end.

 

[[Fe...]]

Damage123

please give us

more poetry

[[da...]]

Damage123

please give us

more poetry

 

We have to laugh or we will cry,

this fact I know is true,

 

So as I sit here, smiling wide,

I write about the poo.

 

 

But I serioulsy need to get a life.  Hmmm.

 

Donna

 

 

[[sa...]]

 

Or Bart could be a benzo fart

 

 

 

 

You Sharted (A Sh-tty fart)

 

Has anyone poo'd in their pants?  I've not read the whole thread.  When I was about six months off and sporting a handsome hemmerhoid and still had some intermittent benzo "leakage", I was brilliant enough to take my son on a hike through the Sedona hills in summer 2010.  On our way back, I thought I had to pass a little gas, but alas, it was more than gas that came out of me a$$  .  Perhaps shoulda worn some DEPENDS. On a positive afternote, the rhoid is gone for good now and I had a clear colonoscopy a few months ago .

 

V

 

.  How about the BART?  That would be a burp and fart at the same time.

[[La...]]

:laugh: :clap: I love this poo thread and that poem was too funny, and a much needed laugh today

[[Fe...]]

[[da...]]

Farting is for men, you know,

we ladies aren't a hog...

 

we hold it tight

just for spite

then blame it on the dog.

 

Donna

[[Fe...]]

Write a childrens book Damage123. You could finish in a day. Just look at the walter the farting dog series.

 

You have a gift. Don't waste it.  (no pun)

[[da...]]

 

 

:laugh:

[[Ch...]]

 

 

:laugh:

 

Are you Werner? 

[[da...]]

 

 

:laugh:

 

Are you Werner? 

 

:'(

[[Ch...]]

 

 

:laugh:

 

Are you Werner? 

 

:'(

 

Loved it!  Just played the whole thing.  I have Everyone Poops...used to read it to my classes on the years I had no weirded out parents.

[[Su...]]

Farting is for men, you know,

we ladies aren't a hog...

 

we hold it tight

just for spite

then blame it on the dog.

 

Donna

 

:2funny:  

[[Fe...]]

Ddam3... what poem have you  for us today?

[[da...]]

Ddam3... what poem have you  for us today?

 

My pee, my pee

it bothers me

it's fast, it's slow,

at times I sit

and cannot go...

 

Why do our functions plague us so

I hate The Beast...THIS I know.

 

 

 

 

[[Fe...]]

So DDam3.... your icon... is it a loaf of bread that id morphing into a cat?

 

 

Also  thank you for the poem

[[da...]]

So DDam3.... your icon... is it a loaf of bread that id morphing into a cat?

 

 

Also  thank you for the poem

 

I serioulsy don't know what the icon is.  I think I was hallucinating when I picked it out...I have meant to change it many times.  Creepy, isn't it...LOL!