THIS OR THAT

[[pe...]]

Creamy Peanut Butter

 

Wedding

or

Elope?

[[Ro...]]

Elope- but then I'm a guy. Weddings are for the lady's edification. The groom is more or less an afterthought for such.

 

Brown Sugar?

 

or

 

Sugar Cubes?

 

 

 

[[pe...]]

Elope- but then I'm a guy. Weddings are for the lady's edification. The groom is more or less an afterthought for such.

 

  Too funny!  You must have been groom at one time in your life.  But I will admit what you say is pretty accurate.  All the planning is done for the bride, and the groom just basically shows up (hopefully).

 

Brown sugar, because it adds more flavor.

 

Mechanical pencil

or

Standard pencil?

 

 

[[Bl...]]

Brown sugar

 

Sit up in a chair to watch TV

or

Lie down on the couch to watch TV

 

[[Bl...]]

Elope- but then I'm a guy. Weddings are for the lady's edification. The groom is more or less an afterthought for such.

 

  Too funny!  You must have been groom at one time in your life.  But I will admit what you say is pretty accurate.  All the planning is done for the bride, and the groom just basically shows up (hopefully).

 

Brown sugar, because it adds more flavor.

 

Mechanical pencil

or

Standard pencil?

Standard pencil...I often break the lead of a mechanical

 

Sit up in a chair to watch TV

or

Lie down on the couch to watch TV?

 

 

[[Te...]]

Has to be a reclining chair, otherwise the couch is 'it'...

Bottle rockets

Or

Roman candle?

[[ca...]]

Bottle Rocket 

 

[[Ro...]]

Roman Candle, if I'm gonna do fireworks, I'll at least have a chance of maiming myself.

 

Snack foods-

 

Organic carrot?

 

or

 

Flavored sugar? (Standard candy bar.)

[[Te...]]

Sugar, caffeine, and chocolate are well rounded dietary involvements...my horse votes for carrots. My horse is in the stable. I don't let my horse near this ipad REPLACEMENT...thank you for the candy bar...

Bow tie

Or

Neck tie?

[[pe...]]

People with bow ties tend to look kind of nerdy, so I'll say neck tie.

 

Carport

or

Garage?

[[Bl...]]

Garage..You have a place to store things

 

Salmon

or

Halibut?

[[Ro...]]

Both thank you.

 

But salmon tastes best when smoked.

 

House Cats?

 

or

 

Feral?

[[ca...]]

Feral !

[[Bl...]]

Down pillow

or

Memory foam pillow?

 

[[Te...]]

GET DOWN!!!!!!!!!

Memory foam heats up too much and weighs a ton...

 

Subway

Or

Bus?

[[ca...]]

Bus ! Ya can get off whenever lol !                                                                                                                                                      River or Ocean ?

[[Te...]]

Ocean

 

 

wise man

or pretty woman?

 

You have to ask???

So, i hope you can return your wise man...me and the pretty will be over here...hmmmm, does that make me the wiser man? Or the bigger fool? That's a Monday morning question...

 

Strange friend

Or

Intimate enemy?

[[ca...]]

Ocean

 

 

wise man

or pretty woman?

Wise man because he is wise in his soul! Apple Blossums or Apples ?

 

[[Te...]]

Ocean

 

 

wise man

or pretty woman?

Wise man because he is wise in his soul! Apple Blossums or Apples ?

 

My horse says APPLES!!!!!

[[Ro...]]

The pies taste better with apples.

 

Apple Pie ala mode?

 

or

 

Apple Butter?

[[pe...]]

Apple Pie ala mode

 

Apple Crisp

or

Apple Dumplings?

[[Ro...]]

Crrrriiiiisssspppp!

 

 

Apple Jack

 

or

 

Apple Cider?

[[pe...]]

I've never had it, but I think Apple Jack is sounding pretty good right now!

 

Caramel Apples

or

Apple Sauce?

[[Ro...]]

Caramel Apples (oh my teeth ache just thinking about it!)

 

Apple Cobbler?

 

or

 

Apple Cake?

[[pe...]]

Apple Cobbler.  I'm not a big cake fan.

 

Apple Fritters

or

Apple Cinnamon Muffins?

 

 

Hey, are we starting to sound like Forest Gump?  Only instead of shrimp...we're talking about apples!