THIS OR THAT

[[sn...]]

Whatahellofaburger 

 

Sonic the Hedgehog video game?

 

or

 

 

Grand Theft Auto?

 

[[Te...]]

Sonic drive thru in a stolen car... 

 

Grand Theft Auto. And I'll put up my whata with jalapeños...

 

Brownies

Or

Brownies with nuts?

 

 

[[sn...]]

Sonic drive thru in a stolen car... 

 

Grand Theft Auto. And I'll put up my whata with jalapeños...

 

Brownies

Or

Brownies with nuts?

Too funny Tex. 

 

Brownies. I never knew there were brownies of different genders.  

 

Nutbars?  (Payday is one of my favorites )

 

or

 

A bar full of nuts?

[[Te...]]

Recovering or not, a bar full of nuts has always been entertaining...and sober, a bit frightening...

 

Flagrant disregard

Or

Covert coquettishness?

 

[[sn...]]

Covert coquettishness.  There's some of that going on the forum lately.  All in good fun. 

 

Lard or Vegetable oil?

 

 

[[Te...]]

Covert coquettishness.  There's some of that going on the forum lately.  All in good fun. 

 

Lard or Vegetable oil?

 

Hmmm hard to be covert when yer slathered in...

Vegetable oil...!!! Ya slid that one in right cleverly, snowman...or, should i call you...Snowdrift? Or was that before your time? Am I shortening your time? 

 

English gentleman

Or

British butler?

 

[[sn...]]

Covert coquettishness.  There's some of that going on the forum lately.  All in good fun. 

 

Lard or Vegetable oil?

 

Hmmm hard to be covert when yer slathered in...

Vegetable oil...!!! Ya slid that one in right cleverly, snowman...or, should i call you...Snowdrift? Or was that before your time? Am I shortening your time? 

 

English gentleman

Or

British butler?

British butler  He can fetch me up some vittles, fried in lard. What do you call donkey meat fried in lard? 

 

Bull riding?

 

or

 

Horseback riding? 

 

 

 

 

[[Te...]]

Covert coquettishness.  There's some of that going on the forum lately.  All in good fun. 

 

Lard or Vegetable oil?

 

Hmmm hard to be covert when yer slathered in...

Vegetable oil...!!! Ya slid that one in right cleverly, snowman...or, should i call you...Snowdrift? Or was that before your time? Am I shortening your time? 

 

English gentleman

Or

British butler?

British butler  He can fetch me up some vittles, fried in lard. What do you call donkey meat fried in lard? 

 

Bull riding?

 

or

 

Horseback riding? 

 

Oil of olay? Fatass? I dunno...

 

Uhm, 'member me...tex...? Horse with no name, yet...likes apples?

Besides, bullriding is a spectator sport...

 

Broccoli

Or

Cauliflower?

 

 

 

[[sn...]]

Oh ya. 

 

Brocolli 

 

 

Fish or chicken?

[[Te...]]

BAKAWK!!!!! Ahem...cough...err...chicken...

 

Antiques Roadshow

Or

Storage Wars?

[[Ro...]]

Storage Wars- it's amazing what folks consider to be gems.

 

Estate Sales?

 

or

 

Yard Sales?

[[Te...]]

Estate sales, second day...

 

Hot dog

Or

Spam?

[[Wi...]]

Kosher beef hotdogs..mmmmm

 

 

Cake frosting made with lard

 

or

 

Cake frosting made with whipped cream

[[Ro...]]

Whipped Cream of course.

 

Baked Alaska?

 

Or

 

Deep fried snicker's bar?

[[Bl...]]

Baked Alaska

 

Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich

or

Grilled Cheese sandwich?

[[Te...]]

Can't go wrong with P,B,&J!!!

 

By reason of insanity

Or

Reasonable doubt?

[[pe...]]

Reasonable doubt

 

Lawyer

or

Liar?   

 

[[Ro...]]

Not much of a choice.

 

Liar- at least they can keep their lies simple.

 

College Professor

 

or

 

Mentor?

[[Te...]]

MENtOr...you impart rather than implant...

 

Hypothesis

Or

Theory?

[[Ro...]]

Theories have some evidence to explain phenomena.

 

Lead by example?

 

or

 

Lead by following?

[[pe...]]

Lead by example

 

Raspberries

or

Blackberries?

[[Ja...]]

Raspberries

 

Dog

or

Cat

[[Te...]]

DAWGon it!!!

AND I DON'T HAVE ONE, RIGHT NOW...got two going on five feral kitties and cats...

No mice...

 

Quilt

Or

Blanket?

[[be...]]

Reasonable doubt

 

Lawyer

or

Liar?   

 

Aren't they two in the same? 

[[Ro...]]

Quilt- warmer.

 

Fried Spam with Ketchup sandwich

 

or

 

Spoonfuls of Sweetened Condensed Milk pudding?