THIS OR THAT

[[Bl...]]

Coloring book....not so messy

 

Rifle

or

Pistol?

[[Fl...]]

Pistol....RIFLE HAS TO MUCH OF A KICK...FOR SURE A SHOT GUN DOES.

 

THE SMELL OF BLACK DIRT

 

OR

 

THE SMELL OF RAIN?

 

[[Bl...]]

Definitely rain...love the rain!

 

Hurricane

or

Tornado?

[[Te...]]

Hurricane...it is such a display of combined raw chaotic power...and it spawns tornadoes...can't stand on the beach in a hurricane...there isn't one...

So,

Beach

Or

Lakeshore?

[[Ro...]]

Lakeshore- less chances of a Tsunami.

[[Bl...]]

Tsunami

or

8.0 Earthquake?

[[Te...]]

Gotta be the big wave...uhm, sorry, unfortunate choice of words...

Gotta be the large compilation of fluid gathered by moon gravitation and underwater earthquakes.

I can say this with a modicum of smugness since i live at 9,318 feet above the beach...oh, wait, I'm in Austin...is it too late to change my answer?? It is...? Well, damn! Ok, hand me the water wings...we're gonna ride it out...

 

Sushi

Or

Bait?

[[Bl...]]

Bait for fishing. Raw fish is not my thing

 

Shih Tzu

or

Lhasa Apso?

 

 

 

 

[[Te...]]

As in shitzunami??? Didn't we already do this?

 

Ok, CD, this one's for you

 

Shovel snow

Or

Shovel wet sand?

[[Ro...]]

I'd rather shovel snow. Wet sand sticks to everything, including the shovel blade.

 

What's for dinner?

 

Dancing Squid Bowl?

 

or

 

Fugu- Puffer Fish Dish?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8XDBo5c09o

[[Bl...]]

Courage

or

No fear?

[[Te...]]

COURAGE...'cause the fear is there, but ya do it, anyway...kinda like eating a squid with spats and taps...which is why I'd opt for the puffer...

 

Religious path

Or

Spiritual direction?

[[Bl...]]

Spiritual direction

 

Skip

or

Hop?

[[Ro...]]

What's for dinner?

 

Dancing Squid Bowl?

 

or

 

Fugu- Puffer Fish Dish?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8XDBo5c09o

[[Bl...]]

Puffer fish dinner. The dancing squid was too sad

 

skip

or

Hop?

[[Te...]]

Guessing that 'jump' didn't make the cut...?

Skip to the loo my darlin'

Edam

Or

Gouda?

[[Bl...]]

Gouda is yummy, but so is Edam. But I will go with Gouda

 

Bing 

or

Google Chrome?

[[Ro...]]

Bing bang boom!

 

Shaken

 

or

 

Stirred?

[[Te...]]

Stirred...ever shake a hornets' nest??

 

Lumpy oatmeal

Or

Gelatinous gravy?                          Eeeeewwwww!!!!!

[[Bl...]]

Lumpy Oatmeal

 

Tennis

or

Badminton?

 

 

[[Ro...]]

Yes as a matter of fact I did shake a hornet's nest- unintentionally.

 

Badminton- more challenging.

 

Soccer

 

or Football?

[[Te...]]

Futball...

Balance beam

Or

Parallel bars?

[[Ro...]]

Parallel Bars- more fun to watch.

 

Base Jumping

 

or

 

Bungee Jumping?

[[Te...]]

Bungee jumping!!! Those yo-yos remind me of...well...yo-yos...not to be confused with Hi-Hos or Ding-Dongs...

 

So.....

Ding-Dongs

Or

Twinkies?

[[Bl...]]

Ding Dongs...I love chocolate.

 

People magazine

or

Forbes magazine?