THIS OR THAT

[[Ro...]]

Pole cats are more adorable.

 

Polar winds

 

or

 

Polar Express?

[[Bl...]]

Polar express. I like animated fantasy movies.

 

Amazon.com

or

eBay.com?

 

 

[[Ma...]]

Polar express. I like animated fantasy movies.

 

Amazon.com

or

eBay.com?

 

Amazon.com

 

Windows

or

Mac/Apple?

[[Te...]]

I hate to turn down a window, but MAC has it.

Mac n cheese

Or

Mac a roons?

[[Bl...]]

Mac n cheese...comfort food and very yummy.

 

Swedish massage

or

Deep tissue massage?

[[pe...]]

Deep tissue massage

 

Heterosexual

or

Bisexual?

[[Bl...]]

Heterosexual

 

ruffles

or

ribbons?

[[Bl...]]

No bites? How about

 

Hen

or

Rooster?

[[Te...]]

hen...always the hen...I'm late...I was at a meeting...

oh, and ruffles...I like ruffles in the right places...come to think of it, there may not be any WRONG places for ruffles...

 

road map

or

google?

 

[[pe...]]

Road map...it seems to be a lost art.

 

Matte or Glossy?

[[Te...]]

glossy...matt's too guyish for me...

 

mind

or

matter? (  )

[[Ro...]]

Mind- if I could find one.

 

Sapio sexuality

 

or

 

Metro sexual?

[[Te...]]

My sexuality has always been kinda sappy, but I don't guess that's what you were referring to...

I like country, but i'll take metro sexual as long as it doesn't involve long bus rides or transfers

 

Hipp0-campus

Or

hippo-critical?

[[Ro...]]

I'd druther have a hippo on campus than one that is critical. Bad tempered beasts.

 

Turducken?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turducken

 

or

 

Whole Stuffed Camel?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whole_stuffed_camel

 

 

[[Te...]]

I'd druther have a hippo on campus than one that is critical. Bad tempered beasts.

 

Turducken?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turducken

 

or

 

Whole Stuffed Camel?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whole_stuffed_camel

 

Lost my appetite after the first four letters, but camels have never stimulated my hunger...

If you had said turchiducken, I would have crossed the road, and most likely made it to the other side.

So, if I am allowed a letter change, I'll go with tur-ucken

 

Boas' night out

Or

Boys' night out?

[[Bl...]]

Boas' night out

 

ice cream

or

Frozen yogurt?

[[Ro...]]

Due to my now absent Gall Bladder- it's gotta be yogurt.

 

Tofu-jerky

 

or

 

Deep Fried Candy Bar?

[[Te...]]

Deep fried candy bar...that's not a choice, that's survival!!! Well, unless the candy bar is chocolate flavored tofu...eeewwwwww!

 

Aren't letters F u n ? ! ! !

Gyroscope

Or

Rope-spin top?

[[Ro...]]

Gyroscope- you can pull a lot more cruel pranks with one.

 

Radar Detector?

 

or

 

Radar Jammer?

[[Te...]]

Radar jammer...I saw that episode on M*A*S*H*. 

Borrowing time

Or

Borrowing trouble?

[[Bl...]]

Borrowing time...as long as it is from the universe and not another person

 

iPhone

or

Android

 

 

 

 

[[Ro...]]

Android, I've seen enough iProblems.

 

Gynoid?

 

or

 

Real Doll?

[[Bl...]]

There is a difference? They are both not human. I guess if I had to pick, it would be a Gynoid who could cook and clean house.

 

Pervert

or

Sadist?

[[Te...]]

You been talkin' to Eva? 

 

Sadist...perverts are...well...perverted...

Train station

Or

Bus station?

 

 

[[Bl...]]

Train...less exhaust fumes

 

Poisonous snake

or

Venomous scorpion?