THIS OR THAT

[[Te...]]

SLOTS!!!!!!!!! lotto machines are so Q U I E T when they take your money...

in keeping with...

Texas hold 'em

or

Blackjack?

[[sn...]]

Blackjack

 

 

Jack Black or Jim Carrey 

[Guest [Or...]]

Jim Carrey!!!

 

Bubble bath or bath bombs?

[[pe...]]

Bubble bath!

 

Herbs or Drugs?

[[Ro...]]

Herbs- I much prefer an herbal bath to the alternative.

 

Playboy

 

or Hustler?

[[sn...]]

Playboy, is more tasteful 

 

 

 

Roller coaster or Skydiving

 

 

 

[[Ro...]]

Jumping out of a perfectly good airplane has never set well with me, despite serving in the Air Farce.

 

Yet roller coasters, are too much like getting off Benzos...

 

I'll take sky diving, from a plane that hasn't turned on it's engines yet.

 

Twinkies?

 

or

 

Croissant?

[[Te...]]

Croissant, since I can now spell it!

I'll save the twinkie...they last f o r e v e r...had one in a drawer of the motor home for 5 years...not a suggestion of growth...

4WD

Or

AWD?

[[st...]]

AWD

 

 

Windows 7

or

Windows 8?

[[Bl...]]

Windows 7

 

Italian food

or

French food

[[st...]]

Italian's my cup of tea...r should I say plate of sauce!

 

The past, including benzos

Or

Different past: No benzos (but realizing that changing one thing changes many things)

[[...]]

past with bentos

 

cupcakes

or tacos??

[Guest [Or...]]

Cupcakes!!!

 

Boxers or Briefs?

[[Bl...]]

Boxers, I like little red hearts on them

 

newest trends

or

tried and true

 

[[Ro...]]

Newest trends- invariably they're retro anyways.

 

West Coast Life

 

or East Coast Life

 

[[Te...]]

Anyone besides me look at the national weather map???

West for me...

Snowmen

Or

Sandcastles?

[[Ro...]]

Snowmen are a rarity for me in Oregon.

 

But Sandcastles I'd have to travel to a beach.

I'll take both.

 

Baked Fish

 

or Fried Fish?

[[Bl...]]

Baked fish...I am trying to think and eat healthy

 

Rocking chair

or

Recliner chair?

[Guest [Or...]]

Rocking chair!

 

Wombat or Platypus?

[[Bl...]]

Wombat...they are sooo cute

 

Curly hair

or

Straight hair?

[[Ro...]]

Depends upon it's location.

 

Straight, easier to manage.

 

Tan

 

or

 

Burn?

[[Te...]]

Depends upon it's location.

 

Straight, easier to manage.

 

Tan

 

or

 

Burn?

As above...depends on its location...

But my skin crawling tells me tan...

 

Crew t

Or

V neck?

[[Bl...]]

V neck...It is sexier

 

Boots

or

Shoes?

[[pe...]]

V neck...It is sexier

 

Boots

or

Shoes?

 

Boots...they're sexier 

 

Poodle skirt or Tutu?

[[Te...]]

Boots.........

 

Ok, ok...

Tutu, i refuse to put a dress on a poodle, an' my horse backs me up on this one.

Glock

Or

Sig Sauer.

Oops, is that allowed? Guess I' gonna find out...

 

Just in case...

Slip-n-slide

Or

Hula Hoop?