THIS OR THAT

[[pe...]]

I guess it doesn't do any good to be strung along, so I'll say knowing it's over.

 

Silk or Satin?

 

 

[[Fl...]]

Silk or Satin?

 

SILK

 

LEATHER OR LACE 

[[Te...]]

Silk or Satin?

 

SILK

 

 

LEATHER OR LACE 

That would depend on who's wearing it. I personally don't look very spiffy in lace...clashes with my facial hair. I DO kinda like women in lace, he said in thinly disguised guise...

 

Ahem...so...leather for me...

 

Carnival

Or

Circus?

 

 

[[Fl...]]

LEATHER OR LACE  [/color][/size][/font]

That would depend on who's wearing it. I personally don't look very spiffy in lace...clashes with my facial hair. I DO kinda like women in lace, he said in thinly disguised guise...

LACE IS SCRATCHY ANYWAY TEX.  GIVE ME COTTOR OR GIVE ME NOTHING

 

Ahem...so...leather for me...

 

Carnival

Or

Circus?

 

CARNIVAL

 

SHUFFLE BOARD OR HORSE SHOES

[Guest [Or...]]

Horseshoes!!

 

House Centipede or Yellow Jackets?

[[Te...]]

Here we go again...gotta go ask my horse...

 

Okay, kinda figured this, but HORSESHOES!!! He put his foot down on this one.

LEATHER OR LACE  [/color][/size][/font]

That would depend on who's wearing it. I personally don't look very spiffy in lace...clashes with my facial hair. I DO kinda like women in lace, he said in thinly disguised guise...

LACE IS SCRATCHY ANYWAY TEX.  GIVE ME COTTOR OR GIVE ME NOTHING

 

Well THAT present will be easy to wrap!!! :laugh:

 

Ahem...so...leather for me...

 

Carnival

Or

Circus?

 

CARNIVAL

 

SHUFFLE BOARD OR HORSE SHOES

 

 

Aiming at the centipedes...

 

Bar ditch

Or

Highway berm?

[[Ro...]]

Highway Berm, makes it easier to ignore the sounds of a highway crash.

 

Whips?

 

or

 

Flogs?

[[Te...]]

Is this a spectator thing or direct involvement?

Flogs kinda sounds less cutting...

 

Heart break

Or heart ache?

[[Ro...]]

Not so much cutting, depends on how well you handle the whip. Some flogs also involve the evil 'cat o' nine tails'.

 

I'd rather go with heart break- I've got plenty of experience. Though I'd prefer to avoid any more.

Heart ache?  I've had enough heart/chest aches to last me a lifetime.

 

What kind of after life?

 

72 Virgins?

or 72 not so virginal?

[[Te...]]

Not so!!!!!! Say it ain't so!!!

Not sure why, but for some reason, the phrase "If it ain't broke, don't fix it" just jumped right into my head...

 

Sand between yer toes

Or

Mud between yer toes?

[[Ro...]]

Sand, much easier to clean off.

 

Food- the kind that will either "stick to yer ribs' or "put hair on your chest'?

[[Te...]]

It all sounds kinda external...so rub those mashed taters and gravy on my ribs and chest hair...

 

Tears of laughter

Or

Tears of joy?

[[Fl...]]

Tears of laughter

Or

Tears of joy?

 

JOY

 

FLANNEL SHEETS OR RUBBER SHEETS 

[[Bl...]]

Depends on the night

 

Blue

[[pe...]]

Flannel sheets...they're soft and comfy!

 

Candy canes or Frosted sugar cookies?

[[Te...]]

Going out on a limb here and saying candy canes...when I show an interest in baked goodies, I just get teased into drooling...  :'( ain't pointin' no fingers at anyone...specially not ones who still have lemon cream on their chin...

 

Crosswalk

Or

Jaywalk?

[[st...]]

Jaywalk, when safe. Usually gets you there faster!

 

 

Intense Disbelief:

 

Bullshit

or

Horseshit

[[Te...]]

How MANY times do I have to get down and walk around front to ask my horse what I already know he's gonna say?!( of course, if I actuall did HAVE a horse, it would give my complaints more credibility, but y'all don't have to know that)

Hmmm, that probably sounded more like bulls---

 

Wind in yer face

Or

Wind at yer back?

[[Ro...]]

Around here? Wind at the back- makes the aerobic workout (bicycling) easier.

 

Muskrat?

 

or Packrat?

[[Te...]]

Packrat...'cause I got a pack around here, somewhere ...hmmmm smells kinda musky...

 

Sunshine

Or

Moonbeam?

[[pe...]]

Moon beam!

 

Star light or candle light?

[[Ro...]]

Star Light, never saw a candle go nova.

 

Green Cheese or

Stinky Cheese?

 

http://www.thedailymeal.com/6-smelliest-cheeses-world

[[Te...]]

Cheeze whiz!!!

I guess green cheese, but the article didn't mention that color...at least I know they haven't been in MY icebox

 

Hail yes

Or

Hail no?

[[...]]

hail yes

 

 

hot woman or smart woman?

[[Be...]]

Smart

 

Smart women are hot.

 

 

Eat what you want and stay slim

or being really rich?