THIS OR THAT

[[Fl...]]

Green - the green of a baseball diamond!!

WELL, GOES TO SHOW YA WHAT I KNOW, OR SHOUL I SAY DON'T KNOW.

I THOUGHT A FOOTBALL FIELD WAS GREEN AND A BASEBALL DIAMOND WAS WHITE?

 

[[Fl...]]

Gloves or mittens?

 

GLOVES

 

SITTING AROUND A CAMPFIRE WITH AWESOME FRIENDS, SHARING GREAT CONVERSATION, WHILE LISTENING TO GOOD MUSIC, & DRINKING HOT CHOCOLATE WITH LOTS OF WHIP CREAM...ON A CHILLI EVENING    OR

 

GOING TO THE MALL DURING THE HOLIDAY AND FIGHTING THE MADDNESS OF THE CROWD?   

 

[Guest [Or...]]

Fighting the mall crowds!!! ....this IS CHRISTMAS!!!

 

Oprah or Jerry Springer?

[[Fl...]]

Fighting the mall crowds!!! ....this IS CHRISTMAS!!!

 

WAY TO TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM ORION...YA LITTLE TROOPER

 

Oprah or Jerry Springer?

OPRAH (jerry has run his course for me)

 

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER OR FRIENDS?

[[sn...]]

How I met your mother...gotta love Robin

 

Coffee or Crapachino?

[[Ro...]]

Crapachino- I'm assuming cappachino- because after all who needs to sleep?

 

Life Immortal or Life Mortal?

[[pe...]]

Life immortal

 

Vampire or Werewolf? 

[[Te...]]

Gotta be a vampire...i can make the same mistakes over and over and over and......oh...wait...i already do...yeah, but the werewolf thing...gotta shave before each meal...yeah, VAMPIRE.

 

WAX ON OR WAX OFF!!!!!??

[[Be...]]

Now this could go either way!

Wax on - if I'm having my legs waxed

Wax off - if I'm waxing the car

 

 

Chocolate cake with vanilla icing or yellow cake with chocolate icing?

[[Fl...]]

Now this could go either way!

Wax on - if I'm having my legs waxed

Wax off - if I'm waxing the car

:laugh: :laugh:

 

 

Chocolate cake with vanilla icing or yellow cake with chocolate icing?

YELLOW CAKE W*CHOCO ICING.

 

DR. G MEDICAL EXAMINER OR INTERVENTION?

[[Be...]]

Dr. G.

 

Art museum or history museum

[[Te...]]

Gotta be HISTORY MUSEUM...

Art is passed out, and history is past around

 

Corn or flour tortillas?

[[pe...]]

Flour tortilla

 

Margarita or Corona Beer?

 

[[Te...]]

Yes, please. Oh hell, I can't. I must disqualify myself.

[[pe...]]

Yes, please. Oh hell, I can't. I must disqualify myself.

 

  Sorry...but you did start the Mexican theme! 

[[Te...]]

Ok, he'll have iced tea, and she'll have the margarita...

 

Crawfish or shrimp?

[Guest [Or...]]

Crawfish!!

 

Tacos or burritos

[[sn...]]

Tacos.

 

Beer or wine?

[[Be...]]

Pass

[[sn...]]

Pass

 

OK

 

Snow or Rain?

[[Be...]]

Snow.

 

Down or fiberfill.

[[Fl...]]

Down or fiberfill.

 

FIBER

 

REAL OR ARTIFICIAL CHRISMAS TREE?

[[Be...]]

REAL

 

Diamonds or Saphires

[[Fl...]]

Diamonds or Saphires

 

SAPHIRE (my birthstone)

 

LIP STICK OR NO LIP STICK?

[[Be...]]

No lipstick

 

Creme filed donut or jelly filled?