PARTY THREAD

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I guess I missed it to, Blue.  :'(

 

Did everyone else get tooken?  Maybe it's the Mayans?

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OMG!!!!Do you think Donna or Molly got taken?

 

Blue

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It's possible.  :

 

I think Donna would welcome it. 

 

Not sure about Molly. 

 

But what I wanna know si why did WE get left behind? Haven't we been good? 

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I DID get taken...I DID!  But I came back.  They don't allow chocolate, trans fat, gluten, cigarettes or alcohol there.  We were mislead.  Plus they took away Old Ironsides and called me a lazy sloth because I like to wheel myself around.  Huh? 

 

It's not good up there girlies. 

 

 

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I want to be taken.  That would be nice.  To just float up to the Divine realm..  Until that happens, I am here and happy to be here.  It just seems like it would be interesting to see that happen. 

 

Would people just dissapear or would they just fly up into the air or into another dimension? 

 

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OMG!!! It is happening again!!! What is up with that??

 

Blue

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Can you do this?

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[[Sk...]]

Can you do this?

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lol

 

where do you get those funny pics from?

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[[Sk...]]

wooow..

 

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[[Bi...]]

wooow..

 

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Hey sky zone, where's the party?  This thread used to be humming busy.

 

Hey I see your almost done. Amazing progress!

 

Bird 

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[[Sk...]]

ey BirdMan!  Let's Party!! I am DONE with my taper!!! WHOOOAHOOOO!!!!

 

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

-SZ-

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You're FREE Sky...this is AWESOME!!!!       

 

Time to Party...Kiwi is invited too!!

 

PD

 

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ey BirdMan!  Let's Party!! I am DONE with my taper!!! WHOOOAHOOOO!!!!

 

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

-SZ-

SKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    Yippy!!!!!!!!!!!  I am so happy for you!!!!!! ;D

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I found the party!!!  Congrats Skyzone!!!  You did it.  You are free!!!

 

[[Sk...]]

You're FREE Sky...this is AWESOME!!!!       

 

Time to Party...Kiwi is invited too!!

 

PD

 

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Thank you!  Ia m so happy to be done!  That crap is finally out of my body!!

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You the man Sky   Hugs Bird

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Thanks you guys. what's going on? you're ready to have some fun? whooohoooo !!

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Hi guys! You've probably seen similar jokes like the one below but this one has a little twist at the end. It made me laugh. Hope it does you, especially with the brutal weather moving in across the country. Be safe and warm everyone. Bring your pets inside!

 

 DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELER (FUNNY)

 

This is from a guy who retired down south  and moved to his wife`s

hometown in Iowa.  He was born and raised in Tyler, Tx.

 

 

December 8 - 6:00 PM

It started to snow.  The first snow of the season and the wife and I

took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge

soft flakes drift down from heaven.  It looked like a Grandma Moses

Print.  So romantic we felt like newlyweds again.  I love snow!

 

December 9

We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every

inch of the landscape.  What a fantastic sight!  Can there be a more

lovely place in the whole world?  Moving here was the best idea I've

ever had!  Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy

again.  I did both our driveway and the sidewalks.  This afternoon the

snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the

driveway, so I got to shovel again.  What a perfect life!

 

December 12

The sun has melted all our lovely snow..  Such a disappointment!  My

neighbor tells me not to worry- we'll definitely have a white

Christmas.  No snow on Christmas would be awful!  Bob says we'll have

so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow

again.  I don't think that's possible.  Bob is such a nice man, I'm

glad he's our neighbor.

 

 

December 14

Snow, lovely snow!  8 inches last night.  The temperature dropped to

-20.  The cold makes everything sparkle so.  The wind took my breath

away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks.  This

is the life!  The snowplough came back this afternoon and buried

everything again.  I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much

shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way.  I wish I

wouldn't huff and puff so.

 

 

December 15

20 inches forecast.  Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer.  Bought snow

tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels.  Stocked the freezer.

The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out.  I think

that's silly.  We aren't in Alaska , after all.

 

December 16

Ice storm this morning.  Fell on my ass on the ice in the driveway

putting down salt.  Hurt like hell.  The wife laughed for an hour,

which I think was very cruel.

 

 

December 17

Still way below freezing.  Roads are too icy to go anywhere.

Electricity was off for 5 hours.  I had to pile the blankets on to

stay warm.  Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to

irritate her.  Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit

it to her.  God I hate it when she's right.  I can't believe I'm

freezing to death in my own living room.

 

December 20

Electricity's back on, but had another 14 inches of the damn stuff

last night.  More shoveling!  Took all day.  The dam snowplough came

by twice.  Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said

they're too busy playing hockey.  I think they're lying.  Called the

only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and

they're out.  Might have another shipment in March.  I think they're

lying.  Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and

bill me.  I think he's lying.

 

December 22

Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the

white crap fell today, and it's so cold, it probably won't melt till

August.  Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel

and then I had to pee.  By the time I got undressed, peed and dressed

again, I was too tired to shovel.  Tried to hire Bob who has a plough

on his truck for the rest of the winter, but he says he's too busy.  I

think the butthole is lying.

 

 

December 23

Only 2 inches of snow today.  And it warmed up to 0.  The wife wanted

me to decorate the front of the house this morning.  What is she,

nuts?!!  Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago?  She says she

did but I think she's lying.

 

 

December 24

6 inches - Snow packed so hard by snowplough, I broke the shovel.

Thought I was having a heart attack.  If I ever catch the son of a

bitch who drives that snow plough, I'll drag him through the snow by

his balls and beat him to death with my broken shovel.  I know he

hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then

he comes down the street at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all

over where I've just been!  Tonight the wife wanted me to sing

Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was too busy

watching for the damn snowplough.

 

 

December 25

Merry fricking Christmas!  20 more inches of the damn slop tonight -

Snowed in.  The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil.  God, I hate

the snow!  Then the snowplough driver came by asking for a donation

and I hit him over the head with my shovel.  The wife says I have a

bad attitude.  I think she's a fricking idiot.  If I have to watch

"It's A Wonderful Life" one more time, I'm going to stuff her into the

microwave.

 

 

December 26

Still snowed in.  Why the hell did I ever move here?  It was all HER

idea.  She's really getting on my nerves.

 

 

December 27

Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze; plumber came after 14

hours of waiting for him, he only charged me $1,400 to replace all my

pipes.

 

 

December 28

Warmed up to above -20.  Still snowed in.  My WIFE is driving me crazy!!!

 

 

December 29

10 more inches.  Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave

in.  That's the silliest thing I ever heard.  How dumb does he think I

am?

 

 

December 30

Roof caved in.  I beat up the snow plough driver, and now he is suing

me for a million dollars, not only the beating I gave him, but also

for trying to shove the broken snow shovel up his BUTT.  The wife went

home to her mother.  Nine more inches predicted.

 

 

December 31

I set fire to what's left of the house.  No more shoveling.

 

 

January 8

Feel so good.  I just love those little white pills they keep giving

me.  Why am I tied to the bed?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Needed a good laugh

 

Duck