Laughter is the best medicine

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I've fallen in love with a ventriloquists doll.

 

I don't think the relationship will go anywhere, he's already spoken for.!!

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I had a bath in creosote earlier..

 

I thought I'd treat myself.!!

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I was having a fight with a hoody last night when my neighbour shouts "Leave the washing line alone and go inside you drunken git"

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Some yob attacked me down the local park tonight with a bat.

 

I was really impressed at how well he'd trained it.

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I was having a fight with a hoody last night when my neighbour shouts "Leave the washing line alone and go inside you drunken git"

 

:2funny: :2funny: Just too funny  :laugh:

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LOL I like this thread! 

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Bumper sticker:

 

[move]I'm so hungry, I'm farting fresh air!  [/move]

 

 

 

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Bumper sticker:

 

[move]I'm so hungry, I'm farting fresh air!  [/move]

 

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A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, "Where were you between four and six?" I said, "in nursery school "

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:2funny: :clap:

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An unnamed weatherman has reacted angrily to being sacked because he always gives cold gloomy forecasts.

No more mist & ice guy.

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So a police man came up to me with a sniffer dog and said, "This dog tells me you're on drugs."

 

"I'm on drugs? You're the one talking to dogs

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:clap: :clap: :laugh:

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http://www.websmileys.com/sm/fingers/fing10.gif

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got stopped today in the shopping center by a lady conducting a survey,, she asked me what i knew about dwarves? I replied "very little",,,,

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It's claimed Macaulay Culkin's health problems are linked to a difficult childhood. No shit. His parents forgot to take him on holiday twice. !

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That's brutal. Once, maybe. Twice? Gemme benzos, man, nobody loves me!  :2funny:

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Not a joke but sooooooo funny. 

 

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Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin Pi! 

 

 

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before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you critisize them you will be a mile away and have their shoes!

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The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

 

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Pembs, Beeper, PJ, Flea 

Thanks for the pre dawn laughs!!

 

Poor electric dog, Beeper! Too funny.  This is a place for laughter no matter what form it takes, right?

Thanks guys!

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Just tried to steal a turkey from asda security man ran after me shouting hey what you doing with that so I shouted back potatoes Peas carrots and gravy you nosey git!!!

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A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom, and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom -- I'll show you how."

 

 

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.

 

Put more laughter in your day.