Laughter is the best medicine

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Brilliant, Sandy...

 

You always get them just right :laugh:

 

 

 

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:   xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Just seen a bloke driving a tractor shouting "THE END IS NIGH" i think it was Farmer Geddon

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A door to door salesman raps on a door, it is opened by a 12 year old boy dressed in a silk smoking jacket and silk cravat, he is smoking a large cigar and holding a large brandy. The salesman asks him if his father or mother is at home..........The boy replies "does it fxxxxxg look like it !!!!!

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One of my friends sent me this, it was good for a giggle or 3:

 

DEAR DIARY - DAY 1

 

All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits,

short sets. Really, really exciting.  Our local Red Hat chapter - The

Late Bloomers decided on this "all-girls" trip.  It will be my first

one, - and I can't wait!

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 2

Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain

today -- seems like a very nice, handsome man.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3

At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck.

Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and

had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4

Won $800.00 in the

ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner

with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with

caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined.

Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

 

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5

Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar,

stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large

drinks.

Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night.

Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me,

he would sink the ship... I was shocked.

 

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6

Today I saved 2600 lives.

Twice.

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Excellent, PG..

 

Lotzy and Pembs, brilliant.

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So true!

 

 

Hope this gets a laugh out of someone who is maybe feeling down and/or tired with the battle.