word games

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I'm calling Renny!

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Ferris wheel

 

round and round

on the ferris wheel

if your lucky

he may cop a feel

 

al pacino

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Al Pacino

 

Tiny actor with much appeal,

Used to make the audience squeel.

Finally won an Oscar - Big Deal!

 

 

Over the Rainbow

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Al is soooo loud, he annoys me   

 

over the rainbow

 

somewhere we will go

over the frickin rainbow

 

spinach

 

 

 

 

 

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spinach

 

 

Dark green leafy eating

Olive Oil and Popeye I'll be meeting

Steamed or raw, can't be beat

Vitamin K it's always a treat.

 

 

cough drops

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spinach

 

 

Dark green leafy eating

Olive Oil and Popeye I'll be meeting

Steamed or raw, can't be beat

Vitamin K it's always a treat.

 

 

cough drops

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ok already! 

 

frickin cough drops

 

M. is going to call the cops

if I don't play with cough drops

halls or ricola will do

for a cough not the flu

 

donuts

 

 

 

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  :laugh: :laugh: Very funny. I'm still that little kid yelling for my friends to come out and play through the screen door. 

 

donuts

 

Round and hot, doughy and the lot.

Buy 'em by the dozen or buy them not.

Nothing tastes better - hey, is that coffee you've got?

 

 

Jeff Bridges

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  ooooh, a cup of coffee and a glazed donut sounds soooo good right now........it's 6am

 

Jeff Bridges          You know how you feel about Redford,  thats how I feel about this one 

 

so good looking, hes the man

I am one of his biggest fans

oh ya, hes the man

he also plays in a band          decided to keep it clean, not a morning person

 

bloated

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Hi, Renny and M

 

bloated

 

He was full of gas

quite bloated...

but unlike the Exxon Valdez

his boat floated.

 

hard boiled egg

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Bloated ,schmoated its unreal

devoted

To my stomach

That food has a love affair with my colon.

But its only engaged and not married to it

Oh sh........!

 

 

Ps love Jeff Bridges too!

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Oops

 

Hard boiled egg

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Hi honeym...I hope you are feeling better

 

hard boiled egg

 

Humpty Dumpty was

a good old egg,

fell off the wall

and broke his leg.

 

cod liver oil

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Thanks pj i am much better every day

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cod liver oil

 

Mothers made us open wide

to swallow this most despised.

Now Omega 3's are all too wise!

 

 

Cuckoo's Nest

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I'm calling Renny!

 

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Hi M

 

I don't think that sweet Renny heard you.  She was most likely out to the barn whispering to her beautiful Quarter Horse.

 

Cuckoo's Nest

 

Nurse Ratched's heart was made of ice.

Her brain was made of coffee grounds.

She had delusions of grandeur, when with

the doctors, she made the Grand rounds. 

 

Octoberfest

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Oktoberfest

 

German people love to say

Raise your stein with beer this day

Celebrate with dance and style

Singing songs, we happily smile.

 

 

Pinocchio 

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Renny!

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Pinocchio

 

a nose that grows

where does it go

one lie after another

just don't let him near your brother

 

tickle

 

 

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tickle

 

Give me a feather, lend me your toes,

I'll make you laugh, forget all your whoa's.

Under your arm, along your soft belly,

My favorite time is while watching the telly. 

 

 

Jack O' Lantern

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Jack o lantern

 

cut out eyes

and then a nose

put some dynamite in

and watch it blow

 

 

full moon

 

 

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you are twisted, sister!

 

Full moon

 

Either a bright orb shining in the sky -

Or a big fat butt

Exposed on a plumber guy.

Watch out! Both are risin' - oh my!

 

 

Marilyn Monroe

 

 

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good one

 

marilyn monroe

 

was she found in the nude

can't mistake her for a dude

was her death an ugly kill

or an overdose of

to many pills?  

 

I am so rusty :'(

 

bass           

 

 

 

 

 

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bass? Are you kidding? I'm not going to play that word. Come on, you can do better than that. Bass?