word games

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the olympics

 

Mark Spitz won much gold for swimming.

Pre surgical Jenner even made famous for winning.

Athletes worldwide, young and starry eyed,

Summer and Winter, the world keeps on spinning.

 

 

Star Spangled Banner

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ooh I just saw Jenner doing some cameo bit in a movie and I cringed when I saw his face, it looks especially bad on a man.

 

star bangled banner

 

sang at almost every baseball game

a song that always sounds the same

patriotic, many verses  and long

am I thinking of the right song?

 

banana

 

 

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banana 

 

 

Long, hard and slightly curved,

Peeled or unpeeled, I like it, my word!

Black tipped or brown streaked, eat it all down.

Singly or together, I bring it to town.

 

 

Coming and going 

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:laugh:

 

coming and going

 

coming and going

just keep it flowing

keep it lit

by just blowing

 

what goes up

must come down

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What goes up, must come down.

 

When things get hot, they tend to rise.

When they get "over it", it's not a surpise.

It comes tumblin back into place,

A big smile on the owner's happy face. 

 

 

tight end

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:laugh:good one

 

tight end                           

 

a tight end

is just around the bend

don't get to close

I don't want to pretend

 

weiner

 

 

 

 

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weiner

 

 

Some say the kosher ones are best,

I should know, I downed all the rest.

Broiled, batter dipped or grilled,

Cut your bun wide open, it soon will be filled.

 

 

Grand Titans

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Grand Titans

                                                                                      I have been avoiding this for some reason, just couldn't pump it out as you                                                                                                 

big mountains standing in snow                                      can see

want to see them, I don't know

maybe I will visit

maybe I'll go

 

 

garlic fries                     

 

 

 

 

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:laugh: That's okay Renny, I think your answer was just fine!

 

 

garlic fries

 

When you are really stupid

and you are feeling low and really loop-ed.

Stay away from these sticks of fire,

You will pay, greasy food's a liar. 

 

 

balance beam

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balance beam

 

the USA has a good team

they are very good on the beam

its mad of wood and very lean

and very narrow so it seems

 

bikini

 

 

 

 

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bikini

 

 

Both and island and a strip of cloth.

Slims gals only please, none of sloth.

String runs between butt cheeks, Oh my gosh. 

 

 

high bar

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High bar

 

watch the men swing around

watch the men hit the ground

the olympics are quite a place

watch the men fall flat on their face              oh, not nice

 

pancakes

 

 

 

 

 

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:laugh:

 

pancakes

 

 

Mix flour, eggs and make it into batter.

Pour onto grill making sure not to splatter.

Golden brown circles to delight,

Grab the last, it's mine, I'll fight.

 

 

Charlie's Angels

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:laugh:

 

Charlie's Angels

 

Farrah Faucet had the face

Charlie's house was her place

trying to solve some crime case

three girls in some beauty race

 

pommel horse

 

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all I could think of was "hobby horse"  :laugh: when I was trying to remember what it was called!! good for you!

 

pommel horse

 

Take a running leap then jump

over the rings that make a hump

if you hit or miss you'll be a chump.

 

Parallel bars

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Parallel bars                                  hobby horse

 

young girls run and jump

onto 2 bars, don't take a dump

flip from one bar to another

keep it going till it's over

 

kitties

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:laugh: okay, now I'm weak. Did you mean dump as in fall??  :laugh:

 

kitties

 

Tiny moist pink noses

curled up in slumbered poses.

Tabby, minx or calico.

I need a baby, this I know.

 

Root canal

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It's whatever you want it to be

 

root canal 

 

ouch it hurts inside my mouth

take a drill and point it south

yank the tooth straight out

leave the dentist a tooth without

 

pimple

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:laugh:

 

pimple

 

Some say zit, some say blemish.

I don't like em, never had much.

White heads, black heads, oozing with pus,

Mom says don't pop them, you little gloomy gus.

 

 

Shakespeare

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you little gloomy gus...............say what?

 

Shakespeare

 

that english dude with the strange looks

I think he wrote some good books

he had a way with words you see

something like "to be or not to be......

that is the question" sounds sortof funny

 

coco chanel

 

 

 

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you mean you don't know what a gloomy gus is? I don't understand what you don't understand, but I'm nuts anyway, so, what?? 

 

Coco Chanel

 

Little tiny French designer

"Buy me that," one hears of whiners.

Quilted bags and ropes of pearls,

LBD on lithe slim girls.

 

 

Rowen and Martin's Laugh In

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Rowen and Martin's Laugh In

 

70's Humor, remember when?

Goldie's tattooed dancing

A bag lady was funny

One ringy dingy.......

A smoking Nazi

Hmmmmm.

 

 

 

 

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Okay, I'll leave a new subject:

 

Apricot preserves.

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apricot preserves    ok M, let's get this party started!

 

so tangy and sweet

are apricot preserves

they make me pucker

like they hit a nerve

 

hot employee

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Hot employee

 

 

Secret smiles and pretty faces,

Casual glances in all the right places.

Behind closed doors and on the floors,

Boss and girl will act like whores. 

 

 

Ferris wheel