Let's have a laugh about it/Most absurd disease you were convinced you had

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Lyme disease. I spent two days in a psych ward where they gave me tons of Seroquel (300 mg/24 hrs). I couldn’t move. Had a tick in my foot. I was staring at my foot, but was in such a stupor

I couldn’t figure out what it was. Somehow I managed to get out of there. I still don’t know how, as

I was barely conscious. CTed Seroquel and saw it was a tick. Had all blood tests done, which excluded Lyme disease.

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I thought about Lyme too because of migrating pain in joints...feel better now

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My wrist and forearm became very red/dark and I thought I might have skurvy, or some kind of cancer. 

It started getting better after five or six days and disappeared completely after about 10 days. 

 

What really happened:

I bruised myself when cleaning up the apartment, and carrying heavy things to the trash without gloves or anything to protect my skin.   

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Ahaha I burned my hand with the oven and forgot, the day after I saw the red spot in my hand and thought it was an allergy of some kind...then I remembered about the oven