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Too cute...very funny. Thanks for the laughs.  :laugh:

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Those were some good ones and Beeper, I don't know who wrote that but they were spot on. :laugh:

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‎1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately

...

clear your computer history if you die.

 

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you

 

realize you're wrong.

 

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I

 

was younger.

 

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

 

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

 

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

 

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm

 

pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

 

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how

 

the person died.

 

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

 

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

 

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment

 

at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything

 

productive for the rest of the day..

 

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray?

 

I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

 

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it

 

asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report

 

that I swear I did not make any changes to.

 

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know

 

not to answer when they call.

 

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

 

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday

 

or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

 

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

 

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom

 

and hunger.

 

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you

 

just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word

 

they said?

 

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars

 

team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong,

 

brothers and sisters!

 

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get

 

dirty, and you can wear them forever.

 

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and

 

still not know what time it is.

 

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their

 

car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone,

 

and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet

 

everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away,

 

in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

 

24. People who forward e-mail without deleting the tons of previous

 

recipients should be

 

shot and then tarred and feathered.

 

25. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in

 

1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.

 

That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that

 

their brain is also important. Ladies quit laughing..

 

 

 

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That was a good one Skyy. It makes you think and laugh at the same time.

A pic to go with #10

http://i1139.photobucket.com/albums/n553/MiniRocky/funny-pictures-panda-does-a-trick-and-falls.jpg

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

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Glad I went to school in Phoenix :idiot:

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although, my cats don't need recharging.

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The result after spending the day at the dog park

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