You learn something new every day...

[[Ro...]]

Today, April 13, 2015

 

I learned that Wild Turkeys don't care for candy corn.

[[Te...]]

There's a new-fangled bar drink in there, somewhere...and yet ANOTHER good reason to have quit drinkin...

Goats don't really like to eat tin cans, but they love the labels and whatever's left inside the can...

Is this what yer looking for?

[[Si...]]

Ha ha!

 

I at first thought you were talking about the liquor, Wild Turkey. 

 

You could make the liquor equivalent of Skittlebräu (Simpsons).

[[Ro...]]

yes Texasstar, that's exactly what I'm referring to.

 

Big question I have: is it really possible to get wild avians drunk on whiskey soaked cracked corn?

 

No reason for asking...

 

I'm just curious.

[[Ro...]]

Ha ha!

 

I at first thought you were talking about the liquor, Wild Turkey. 

 

You could make the liquor equivalent of Skittlebräu (Simpsons).

 

I've got a flock of the darned things that mosey on by every now and again- eating the cat food kibble I leave for the outdoor cats.

[[li...]]

Lmao this is a really random thread.

 

I guess I'm a wild turkey, I hate candy corn. 

[[Te...]]

If you'll soak a #20 gauge shell in any libation, then use it for its intended purpose, it will settle those wild avians into a feathery rest...

I've seen birds eat fermented figs and chinaberries off the trees and be so ripped they couldn't perch, much less fly...

If they go after that treated corn, you might have a great commercial in the works...

 

Catsup, left to set as a paste on copper bottomed pans, will remove the brown oxide sheen and bring back the coppery color...some shining may be required after the process...tex

 

Lily, Thanksgiving came early this year...

[[Ro...]]

I learned (again) the importance of kicking one's housecats out of the bedroom prior to any and all attempts at meditation.

[[Te...]]

I learned you don't feed just one feral cat...i have five, sometimes seven, now...no mouse problems, tho'...

[[Ro...]]

Today I learned:

 

That a cup of Safeway's Jambalaya soup combined with a package of dried fruit- will give one a truly serious case of the winds.

[[Ro...]]

Today I learned: the importance of rolling ones car windows up before leaving for home before a rain.

[[Te...]]

I hope you don't learn, as I did, the importance of rolling those same windows down for moisture removal on the next sunshiny day...

A mosquito in meditation allows you to focus really well, but it's not very soothing...

[[li...]]

Last night I learned to go to my camp after it's dark or there's red fire ants everywhere attracted to the heat!

[[Fl...]]

Today I learned:

 

That a cup of Safeway's Jambalaya soup combined with a package of dried fruit- will give one a truly serious case of the winds.

LOL....RC.

NOTE TO SELF...NEVER EAT JAMBALAYA SOUP COMBINED WITH DRIED FRUIT.

DANG...WHAT A COMBO.

WHAT MADE YOU EVEN WANT TO TRY THAT.

 

SEAGULLS CAN NOT BURP,

IF YOU FEED THEM AN ALKA SELZER...THEY WILL SPLODE 

MY FATHER TOLD ME THAT 

FB

[[Te...]]

'SPLODING SEAGULLS??!!!! EEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE CRITTERS EAT EVERYTHING, AND THE DEADER THE BETTER TO THEM...EEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUWWWWWW!!!!!!

DEEP BREATH...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

WHEW!

 

I'm a gonna go take a walk...

[[Fl...]]

TODAY I LEARNED...EVEN THOUGH I LOVE THIS LITTLE 16MTH OLD TODDLER THAT I'M TAKING CARE OF...IT'S NOT SO EASY WHEN SX'S DECIDE TO KICK IN AT 3am 

 

FB

[[Ro...]]

Tis not just pregnant women who get strange food desires.

 

Today I learned- the importance of making sure that all of the egg shell has been removed from the egg white when you fry up some egg for breakfast.

Extra crunchy.

[[Fl...]]

Today I learned- the importance of making sure that all of the egg shell has been removed from the egg white when you fry up some egg for breakfast.

Extra crunchy.

OHHHHH, I HATE THAT, AND IT WILL TOTALLY RUIN MY BREAKFAST.

SHELL, AND IT'S ALL OVER

FB

[[Bl...]]

Today I learned- the importance of making sure that all of the egg shell has been removed from the egg white when you fry up some egg for breakfast.

Extra crunchy.

OHHHHH, I HATE THAT, AND IT WILL TOTALLY RUIN MY BREAKFAST.

SHELL, AND IT'S ALL OVER

FB

Me too. I can not stand shells in my eggs. It makes me gag, which is very embarrassing if I am out in public!

 

Blue

[[Te...]]

So that's what those crunchies are...! So glad to know it wasn't buggy things. I just learned that if you sit in yer car playing with yer iPad, it will start raining, and ya shoulda gone into the store FIRST...

[[li...]]

I frickin' hate eggs. With a passion.

 

I haven't learned anything yet today...

[[Te...]]

I frickin' hate eggs. With a passion.

 

I haven't learned anything yet today...

 

 

But we have learned you don't like eggs!

 

Did you know r

That mixing brake fluid and clorox makes a lot of smoke?  A  L O T...

[[Ro...]]

Hmmm, I shall have to try that. 

 

One day I learned the True Meaning of FEAR.  When I was doing something and the wife says to me: "Is that one of my GOOD pots?"

[[li...]]

Lmao!

[[Ro...]]

Today I learned that eggs cook quicker when you remember to turn on the burner.