Taint a wish!

[[Ro...]]

Granted- perpetual calories make you balloon up like Rush Limbaugh.

Lightning- Granted- but you discover human flesh can't handle it too well- your new nickname: Stubs.

 

IWIC- Drink any alcoholic drink and not be affected (drunk/liver turned into a sponge).

[[Ro...]]

Granted- you're now a sieve.

 

IWIC

 

Find another wish.

[[Te...]]

Granted...but then you find you wish for more...

 

IWIC

Shower without getting wet...

[[Ro...]]

Done

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/20/drybath-takes-water-out-showering_n_1611928.html

 

IWIC

 

Have a metal detector that can tell me the price value of something before I dig it up.

[[...]]

Done

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/20/drybath-takes-water-out-showering_n_1611928.html

 

IWIC

 

Have a metal detector that can tell me the price value of something before I dig it up.

 

granted, but you will get bored with finding the same boring gold coins....

 

IWIC

 

resolve greatest mysteries of our civilisation...

 

 

[[Ro...]]

Granted- but then  you discover it usually involves time travellers...

 

IWIC-

 

Know where the best places to go treasure hunting are.

[[Te...]]

Well that was easy...granted...see all those piles of dirt? Someone else found them first...

IWIC

Get breakfast in bed, even if it is noon-thirty...

[[Ra...]]

Ooh this looks fun!

 

Granted, but you'd have to sleep with messy sheets all the time..

 

IWIC - Correct one wrong decision I've made in my life.

[[Te...]]

You got it...but, was it the RIGHT wrong decision to correct? You'll never know...for sure...

 

IWIC

 

Find my car keys...

[[be...]]

You got it...but, was it the RIGHT wrong decision to correct? You'll never know...for sure...

 

IWIC

 

Find my car keys...

 

Granted. But you were you blotto at the time?

 

IWIC

 

Find my long lost driver's license.

[[Be...]]

Granted. Though you might not like where you found it!

 

IWIC

 

Gain 10 pounds!

[[Ra...]]

Granted, or wait... it's because the scale is badly calibrated.

 

IWIC

 

Watch my show without work interrupting me!!! 

[[Be...]]

Granted! Work only happens you when there are commercials. Or the show is over!

 

IWIC

 

Go west to east coast in a blink.

[[Te...]]

Granted, but you find out yer a remote control...

 

IWIC

Freeze-frame traffic...

[[Ro...]]

Granted, but all you gotta do is cause an accident.  Plenty of rubberneckers.

 

IWIC

 

Elude the bill collectors.

[[Be...]]

Granted, because you are now invisible.

 

IWIC

 

Eat ice cream without GI distress.

[[Ra...]]

Granted, but you'll always get a horrible ice-cream headache

 

IWIC be the first person to see any movie I wanted!

[[Be...]]

Granted! But no popcorn in that theater. 

 

IWIC

 

Be laying naked on a sun drenched rock by a cool stream.

 

 

[[Te...]]

Granted, but you are now known as 'Froggie'...

 

IWIC

 

Be a better person...

[[Ra...]]

(Man, that one hurts, Texas... hard to taint this one)

 

Granted, but now you have to do seminars on how you did it.

 

IWIC have photographic memory.

[[Te...]]

Granted, but you develop a negative outlook...( i HAD to...sorry...   )

I suppose i could have framed that better...

 

IWIC

 

Fly a plane...

 

 

[[Ro...]]

Granted- now  you're a drone.

 

IWIC

 

Make the perfect apple pie every time.

[[be...]]

Granted- now  you're a drone.

 

IWIC

 

Make the perfect apple pie every time.

 

Granted. But you may eat them all by yourself and end up being a fat pig.

 

IWIC:

 

Sky Dive.~~ 'fraid of heights, ya know.....

[[Te...]]

Granted, but you jump from the plane while it's still on the ground...

 

IWIC

Play the violin...

[[Ro...]]

Granted- but you need to harvest the guts before every performance. 

 

IWIC

 

had a copy of every book from the Library of Alexandria.