Taint a wish!

[Guest [Lu...]]

Your wish is my command but your sweet tempered tiger costs more to feed every day than a bad heroin habit. I wish I knew tomorrow's Mega Millions number..

 

You know them, but after buying the ticket, you manage to lose it 

 

I wish I could vacation in Hawaii til I heal.

[[Te...]]

granted, but your dog is the one holding the leash...

 

IWIC

remember what it was like...

[[Ro...]]

and then promptly forget it again....

 

 

IWIC

 

Determine someone's sexuality at a glance.

[[Te...]]

Ok, sure...granted...but you don't know how to land...

 

IWIC

Make everyone happy...

[Guest [Or...]]

Granted, but you become sad when you make others happy.

 

I wish I could have Jubilees powers from X-men. (Or Dazzler, if you are oldschool).

[[Te...]]

I guess I gotta get out more...

[[Ro...]]

Granted- but you absorb so much sound that you sparkle like a Twilight Vampire.  Leading to numerous scenes in which catfights break out wherever you go.

 

IWIC

 

Find the motherlode of Gold in every stream.

[[Te...]]

Granted ...but the world is a desert...

 

IWIC

Have simple problems...

[[Ro...]]

that would require complex solutions....

 

IWIC

 

Speak - Housecat.

[[Te...]]

Granted, but no one else, including your housecat, speaks it

IWIC

Be the person my dog thinks I am...

[[Ro...]]

Granted- but you go broke buying all those doggie treats.

 

IWIC

 

Predict the Local Weather, accurately.

[[co...]]

You have 100% accuracy predicting local weather. Unfortunately today you predicted a tornado...IWIC be a better husband and father.

[[Te...]]

Granted, but your sex change operation was approved...

IWIC know how the others feel...

[[co...]]

:laugh: :laugh:

[[Ro...]]

Granted- you discover that world is in fact filled with psychopaths.

 

IWIC- heal others with a touch.

[[Te...]]

Granted...but guess where you have to touch them...!!!?  :laugh:

IWIC

Reach nirvana...

[[Ro...]]

Granted- Alas Kurt Cobain turns out to be a terrible conversationalist.

 

IWIC

 

Do a remote (Darth Vader-like) 'cop-a-feel' on whomever.

[[Te...]]

Granted, but 'whomever' is Pelosi...

IWIC

See Pelosi's face when she realizes she's being felt up and no one is there...

[[Ro...]]

Granted- then Pelosi starts hitting on you.

 

IWIC-

 

"Get the Goods' on every politician I wanted to.

[[Te...]]

Granted, but the you discover there's nowhere to park all the freight trains you've filled...

IWIC

Invent a silent diesel...

[[Ro...]]

Granted- but then like the Stealth Motorcycle- no one will buy one.

 

IWIC

 

Tell when someone is lying.

[[Te...]]

Granted...no, really...honest...you know me...

IWIC

Make lightning come out of my fingertips....

[[co...]]

Ummm ... you've read the story of King Midas, right??? IWIC handle the truth.

[[Ro...]]

Granted- but it'll be awhile before  you wake up again.

 

IWIC- Relive some of my past- so that I could change it for the better.

[[Te...]]

Well, o. K. .....granted, but when you get there the future has changed...

 

IWIC

Have my cake and eat it, too....