Taint a wish!

[Guest [Lu...]]

You will, but you have to live in the Deep South in the U.S. 

 

I wish I could play with Nicki Minaj's butt for a little bit 

[Guest [Or...]]

Wish granted!!! Buuuut....your anaconda don't...your anaconda don't...your anaconda don't need none unless you got buns hun

 

I wish for peace. For all of humanity.

[[Te...]]

Granted, but it's granted in piecemeal(kinda like cornmeal, only coarser)

Twinkies

Or

Peeps?

[[Ro...]]

Peeps. At least the company that makes them hasn't screwed their workers over yet, as far as I know.

 

Little Debbie or Wendy?

[Guest [Or...]]

Lol. Guys. This isn't This or That. Its Taint a wish! Lol.

[[Ro...]]

Odd.

 

Cog Fog indeed.

 

I wish I could communicate with myself in the future AFTER I've gone off Benzos and healed.

[[Te...]]

Granted, but are you sure you can trust a guy who takes threads on wrong tangents to truly grant a wish only to taint it? :laugh:

I wish I could keep my threads in order...

[[Ro...]]

I can trust him to screw things up.  He is consistent.

 

Unlike so many other folks- I have to find out if they're going to screw up or not.

[[Te...]]

I can trust him to screw things up.  He is consistent.

 

Unlike so many other folks- I have to find out if they're going to screw up or not.

 

:laugh: :laugh:

IWIC laugh like this more often!!!!

[[st...]]

Wish granted, by all means! But... you realize that the ol' sphincters ain't what they used to be, as tears run done your legs!

 

IWIC

 

Be more content with my work.

[[Te...]]

You DO see this coming, don't you?? :laugh:

GRANTED...

But

Your job

Is wiping up

The tears :laugh:

Thanks Steve,

IWIC have stronger sphincters( actually, right about now, so does steve )

Lordy but I can get a lot of mileage outta silly things!

[[st...]]

Wish DEFINITELY granted! You get extremely strong sphincters. BUT...no more tears! Zilch! You go to the doc, and say "doc, I can longer cry, if ya know what I mean!" He says "Tex, how old are you?" (with a Texas drawl). You tell him. He replies "Tex, you've cried enough -- if ya know what I mean!"

 

IWIC

 

Help myself and others to use our minds to create a better world, and to build rather than destroy.

 

 

[[Ro...]]

Wish Granted,

 

however, as usual

 

Those who make money off of destruction target you for assassination.

 

IWIC

 

Teleport the money out of every rich dude's bank account and have it float down like autumn leaves upon every city in the world.

[[st...]]

 

<<

Those who make money off of destruction target you for assassination.

>>

But, fortunately for me, they miss, leaving me to grant and taint another wish...

 

Your wish is, naturally, GRANTED! But, people being who they are, scratch and claw for money; former friends gain a newfound dislike for one another.

 

I wish...

 

To achieve a perfect balance in my life, allowing me to be actualized in every way!

[[Te...]]

Granted...but you can't move, because that will alter your balance...

 

IWIC

FIND AN ANSWER TO A PROBLEM...

[[st...]]

Granted! But, each answer produces a further problem; on and on!

 

IWIC

 

Find a difficult problem to solve, and solve it once and for all, in a way that is totally and completely immune to taint!

[[Ro...]]

Granted- alas, you have to leave this Universe and go live in another.

 

IWIC- give some what for to the pill pushers of the Pharmaceutical Industry.

[[st...]]

Granted! The folks that run the pharmaceutical industry finally get the message. Maybe something in the water? They feel intense guilt. They give in. At last. They become moral. But, this has a cascade effect. Drug companies, the world over, shut down. No more antibiotics. No more vaccines. No more medications of any kind. A plague breaks out, and ravishes the world.

 

Speaking of guilt, and having learned a lesson:

 

IWIC

 

Never feel guilt!!

[Guest [Or...]]

Wish granted, but because you no longer feel guilt, people think you are an ass because you essentially have no shame either. :0

 

I wish this never happened.

[[Te...]]

well, shoot!!!!! Granted!

but it will, again, soon...

 

IWIC

make it all go away...

[[Ro...]]

All go away?

 

Granted- BUT

 

since you never made the mistake of getting onto benzos, you're doomed to get on them- trusting the Dox and other pill pushers.

 

I wish I had my Libido back.

 

 

 

 

[[Te...]]

Granted, but you get it after you have been sent to a deserted island by yourself...with two-handed poison ivy  :laugh:

IWIC

train my tinnitus to carry a tune...

[Guest [Or...]]

Wish granted!! But it carries the tune of, "I know a song that gets on every bodies nerves".

 

I wish I could swap bodies with another person so I could take a break from withdrawal for a while.

[[...]]

Wish granted!! But it carries the tune of, "I know a song that gets on every bodies nerves".

 

I wish I could swap bodies with another person so I could take a break from withdrawal for a while.

 

your wish is granted, but it happens that this other person is promiscuous :laugh: :laugh:

 

 

IWIC lived in England.......

[[Ro...]]

Granted, but I'm told that Kingston-upon-Hull isn't such a nice place.

http://www.ilivehere.co.uk/top-10-worst-places-to-live-in-england

 

IWIC

 

Live in Point Roberts, Washington