Taint a wish!

[Guest [Lu...]]

And then  you discover just how boring you are.  (But you discover you can talk yourself to sleep, so it's not all bad.)

 

IWIC

 

Fly like an Eagle.

 

You can, but your also a joker, a smoker and a midnight toker

 

IWIC

 

Eat Christmas cookies and not get revved up!!

[Guest [Or...]]

Wish granted!!! But each one causes you to gain 5lbs.

 

I wish I could...

 

Not be alone today

[Guest [Lu...]]

Wish granted!!! But each one causes you to gain 5lbs.

 

I wish I could...

 

Not be alone today

 

We both know I could use that weight right now lol

[[Be...]]

Awww you're not we are here

 

 

I wish I could hear orion revise german farmer phrases live

[[Be...]]

Oh ehm but you'd never be allowed pizza ever again

[Guest [Or...]]

Awww you're not we are here

 

 

I wish I could hear orion revise german farmer phrases live

Ich hausse Orion. Lol!! Wish granted, but I tarnish the German language.

 

I wish I could be a movie star.

[[Te...]]

With a flick of the wrist, it's done!

And since you have your own porn circuit now, you travel in a VW camper

 

IWIC

See things for what they are...sigh...

[[Be...]]

You can, but you realise, you always did, the wish was useless.

 

 

Having unlimited supply of hersheys nutrageous.  We don't get them here . Orion when you come and pick up that schnitzel bring a suitcase of nutrageous with you!

[[Si...]]

Wish granted, but you will have horrible tooth decay before you finish the first box.

 

I wish I could move back to my own apartment.

 

Off topic: Germangirl, is that your dog? Very cute

[[...]]

you will move to your apartment, but there will be no windows

 

IWIC take REVENGE on my abuser narcissist .......

[[Te...]]

You can, now, but then you will love hurting yourself...

IWIC

Escape to the Caribbean for a month of nothing.

[[Ro...]]

Granted, but solitary confinement in Guantanamo probably isn't what you had in mind.

 

IWIC

 

Afford a Vacation in Wales.

[[Te...]]

Granted, but solitary confinement in Guantanamo probably isn't what you had in mind.

 

IWIC

 

Afford a Vacation in Wales.

See above...  ;   i heard there were wails in Guantanamo...oh, spellcheck...

 

Don't see wy not, Jonah could...so granted!

 

IWIC

Play the accordian...

[[...]]

your wish is granted, but you will have a lot of russian women admirers including me :laugh:

 

 

IWIC

 

meet my God........

[[Te...]]

So, you have had your wish granted, but He was two lines over in Walmart...I guess you missed Him.

 

This is for you know who you are!!!

 

IWIC

 

Train my tinnitus to hum Christmas carols...

[[Te...]]

So, you have had your wish granted, but He was two lines over in Walmart...I guess you missed Him.

 

This is for you know who you are!!!

 

IWIC

 

Train my tinnitus to hum Christmas carols...

Bump for audience awareness and response...(ahem)...(cough)...

[[Ro...]]

Granted- but they're always off key.

 

IWIC

 

Interview Lilith to get her side of the story.

[[Te...]]

Ok, I'll grant that...but...

IWIC know who Lillith is...

I'm so uncomfortable handing out carte blanche taints...

[[Bi...]]

Ok, I'll grant that...but...

IWIC know who Lillith is...

I'm so uncomfortable handing out carte blanche taints...

 

 

Tex, ya should have said GRANTED but you must let Samael have you too 

 

I'm not playing this game ya all should have been genies

[Guest [Or...]]

Wish granted...but you forget just as fast as you found out.

 

I wish...Birdman would play Taint a Wish.

[[Te...]]

GRANTED(see that Bird?)He will...he HAS, actually...he just doesn't know how to play...

IWIC

Get another 8 continuous hours of sleep tonight!

[[Ro...]]

I find it difficult to be able to taint a wish like that texasstar.

 

You get your eight- but the girl of your dreams knocks on your door whilst you slumber.

 

Not waking you up.

 

I wish I could...

 

come up with another wish...

[[Te...]]

You did, she did, and now every one knows it!

IWIC

Window shop and buy...

[[Ro...]]

Granted- but you have no idea what to do with all those window panes.

 

I wish I could- debate successfully.

[Guest [Or...]]

Wish granted! But you always win by default.

 

I wish my boyfriend and I could live happily ever after once this is all over.