Taint a wish!

[[Te...]]

Shucks Steve, you got it!!! But you're a raindrop headed for the desert floor...

 

I WISH I COULD HAVE ALL OF Y'ALL OVER FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER(Fluter's bringin' cake!)

[[Ro...]]

Be careful what you wish for.

 

I'll bring my Thousand  year old Egg-nog and my special Reindeer testicle fries.

 

I wish someone would explain to me just what the heck is so wonderful about getting some "Lords a leaping"?

 

[[Be...]]

Granted, but ill explain it to you in german.

 

 

I wish I could turn back time.

[[Te...]]

Maybe it means the Ladies have them hopping? Ok, well, maybe it's because of WHY they have them hopping.

 

I guess I missed yer wish, but I'm pretty sure I know what your male reindeer are wishing for

[[Te...]]

Granted, but ill explain it to you in german.

 

 

I wish I could turn back time.

 

You can, mama, but everyone will now talk to you like ". time back turn could I wish I" 

 

IWIC

Have an Avon party with Tupperware...

[Guest [Lu...]]

Lol you can but your guests are upset because they were expecting make up and perfumes and not Tupperware

 

IWIC

 

Not be bedridden 95% of the day

[[Te...]]

Spend the next two weeks in bed only 90.25% of the time...that's a 5% taper...

 

IWIC

Burn the candle at both ends, but not get wax on the floor...

[[Be...]]

You will, but it will spread sideways.

 

Have unlimited supplies of lindt chocolate

 

[[Te...]]

Easily done...but yer now a candy press in the factory kitchen

IWIC

Find the perfect christmas present...

[[...]]

your wish is granted.....but it will be a VERY HOT ONE!!!!

 

 

 

i wish i could do something thrilling......

[[Te...]]

Well, hey! you can, but you won't enjoy it!

IWIC

Draw to an inside straight...

[[...]]

you will be able to that , but only when you are alone.....

 

 

i wish i could be always 20 :laugh:

[[Te...]]

Once you hit 20, you will ALWAYS be at least 20

 

IWIC dance on the head of a pin...

[[Be...]]

You can but will be stuck at the north pole.

 

I wish I could speak 15 languages fluently

[Guest [Or...]]

Wish granted!! But most of them are languages people no longer use.

 

I wish that we all wake up healed tomorrow. 

[[...]]

you will be healed, but you will be not allowed to come on bb

 

i wish i could have 1 min of a Window :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

[[Be...]]

Granted! But youll have no clothes to wear.

 

I wish I could be 25 forever

[[st...]]

Your wish is hereby granted. But, forever is a long time. You will still be 25 when our sun goes out, and beyond that. There will be no one else left.

 

I wish we humans would get our act together, and figure out a way to live peacefully and harmoniously together.

[Guest [Or...]]

Wish granted!! But as soon as its obtained, someone finds a way to mess it up and we are back to petty squabbles.

 

I wish I could be a Lord of Sealand. (Not the marine zoo, the country lol)

[[st...]]

Your wish is totally granted! No taint necessary (NTN). Enjoy eternity with your 27 other inhabitants!

 

I wish, I wish, I wish I had nothing to wish for....

[[...]]

you not in HEAVEN yet,,,so keep calm and continue on WISHING,,,, :laugh: :laugh:

[[Te...]]

Well, then, your wish is granted...now give it back, 'cause you can't keep it

IWIC

Swim like a dolphin...

[[Be...]]

granted, but you'll be a dolphin then too.

 

fast Forward time

[[Te...]]

Well of course you can fast forward time, but it will take you forever...

 

IWIC

Join myself...

[[Ro...]]

And then  you discover just how boring you are.  (But you discover you can talk yourself to sleep, so it's not all bad.)

 

IWIC

 

Fly like an Eagle.