Taint a wish!

[[Ro...]]

Granted- you will be allotted a one time occurrence of a 12 hour sleep and be refreshed- once they've developed hibernation technology as seen in Interstellar.

 

afterwards- anything less than 12 hours, if even for a second- you don't feel refreshed.

 

I wish...

 

that I didn't have to wait two more months just to get off of this stuff....

[Guest [Or...]]

Wish granted!!! Your pdoc rips you off cold turkey and you suffer for 6-18 months. Possibly more.

 

I wish I could beat LuigiThePug at Phrasewheel.

[[Te...]]

You do!!!

But

He trashes you from then on at 'taint a wish' 'this or that' and 'would you rather'  :laugh: 

IWIC

Stop the world and get off for awhile...

[Guest [Lu...]]

You can get off for a while, but upon resumption, it's worse than ever

 

I wish I could not live in an existential hell hole for once.

[[Te...]]

GRANTED!!! But now you live on the top floor of a metaphysical toadstool, and you're out of mental butter.

IWIC

Figure out what I'm gonna do next...

[Guest [Or...]]

Wish granted!! But now you don't wanna do it anymore.

 

I wish I could find the cure for benzo WD.

[Guest [Lu...]]

You do, but unfortunately, a spy from Merck gets word, and swoops in to steal it and patent it.

 

IWIC have unlimited money

[[Te...]]

Well, you already do...but it's called the Federal Reserve, and you aren't allowed to see it or touch it

IWIC

Do what it was I wanted to do before i could and then couldn't

[[Ro...]]

Granted, but not everyone wants to watch  you pole dance.

 

Tainting a wish is a lot like real life!

 

I wish- that I knew what it would take to seduce a woman as soon as I see her.

[[Te...]]

Granted, but now you HAVE to pole dance in front of everyone!!!

IWIC

Get rid of all these stinkin' insecurities...

[[Be...]]

Granted, but you'll be smelly and have a pornstache forever

 

 

 

To definitely have no ptsd or anxiety after this!

[[Te...]]

Poof! You got it, but yer a schizophrenic salmon in Billings, Montana.

IWIC

Feel better NOW!!!

[Guest [Or...]]

You do, but then the window shuts just as fast as it came.

 

I wish I wasn't going to be alone for Christmas... :'(

[Guest [Lu...]]

You do, but then the window shuts just as fast as it came.

 

I wish I wasn't going to be alone for Christmas... :'(

 

You won't, but your company will be me and phrase wheel :-(

 

IWIC

 

NOT HAVE ANY MORE G D INSOMNIA

[[Be...]]

You will, but you'll look likeJimmy hendrix forever

 

Eat and never get fat

 

 

 

I'm alone on Xmas too

[[Ro...]]

Granted,  but the only food you desire to eat is celery.

 

I wish I could know the best route before hand, before taking a trip.

[[Te...]]

You will, but you're riding in the trunk...

IWIC

Be able to go back 36 hours and change things...

[[Fl...]]

You will, but you're riding in the trunk...

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

I'M HAVING FRIGGIN INSOMNIA TOO, AND MY BRAIN IS MUSH....CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING GOOD TO ADD

 

SEPT ALL YA'LL WISHES ARE GRANTED.....POOOF

 

FB :smitten:

[[Te...]]

I'm sorry, what was that??? I just woke up 36 hours ago, and your question hasn't been posed yet..................oh.................yeah, I'll wait...............wake me in 36?..............

Make that 35 and 1/2.....don't want to be late.........

 

IWIC

Go back 36 hours...

 

Haven't we been here before....?

 

Ok

IWIC

Be on the road to somewhere

[[Ro...]]

Granted. You're 36 hours in the past and you always end up 37 hours away from your intended destination.

 

I wish I could make other people's food taste the way I want, remotely.  You think you're tasting your favorite dish, but it's really something awful.

[[Te...]]

Some people should be VERY! very happy that I can't make their food taste the way I want it to...

Ok, your remote food taste control is on the armchair, but the batteries are dead...

 

IWIC

Place that leaf blower's leaf blowing machine in his...well...yeah...it is kinda dark in there...

[[Ro...]]

Granted- the problem is- he doesn't notice any difference. 

 

I wish I could see what folks would look like naked.

[[...]]

you can see it now, but you also picturing them getting messy

 

i wish i was pretty!!!!

[[Te...]]

Awww, esthersmom, you ARE pretty...but yer naked, so yer also kinda...well...messy!

IWIC have a definite end date.

[[st...]]

You did. It already passed!

 

Let's see what y'all can do to this one:

 

I wish I felt complete inner peace, and enjoyment of life beyond all expectation.