Taint a wish!

[Guest [Or...]]

Wish granted but it hardens and you become one with the fountain.

 

I wish I could teleport all over the world.

[[Fl...]]

I wish I could swim in a white chocolate fountain.

GRANTED, BUT NOW YOU WILL BREAK OUT IN HIVES FROM HEAD TO TOE AS YOU FIND OUR YOUR ALLERGIC TO WHITE CHOCOLATE

 

WISH I COULD...LIVE IN A CABIN IN THE MOUNTAINS AND LEARN TO LIVE OFF THE LAND.

[[Fl...]]

I wish I could teleport all over the world.

GRANTED, BUT YOU END UP BUTT NAKED IN THE SAHARA DESSERT.

 

WISH I COULD BE INVISIBLE

[[Te...]]

I wish I could swim in a white chocolate fountain.

GRANTED, BUT NOW YOU WILL BREAK OUT IN HIVES FROM HEAD TO TOE AS YOU FIND OUR YOUR ALLERGIC TO WHITE CHOCOLATE

 

WISH I COULD...LIVE IN A CABIN IN THE MOUNTAINS AND LEARN TO LIVE OFF THE LAND.

 

Granted, but now you have me as a neighbor!!! ( i really do live in the mountains) and I have a chainsaw

 

I wish someone else would cut and stack the wood

[[Te...]]

I wish I could teleport all over the world.

GRANTED, BUT YOU END UP BUTT NAKED IN THE SAHARA DESSERT.

 

WISH I COULD BE INVISIBLE

Simple...done(wave of wand)

Hey!!! Where'd you go?

Now you have to guess where your itches are!

I wish my mustache would groom itself...

[[Fl...]]

Granted, but now you have me as a neighbor!!! ( i really do live in the mountains) and I have a chainsaw

NO WORRIES...I'M INVISIBLE REMEMBER 

 

I wish someone else would cut and stack the wood

 

GRANTED.....I HAVE A CHAINSAW 2 BEING THE NICE INVISIBLE DRAGONFLY THAT I AM...YOU WILL WAKE TO SEE ALL THE LUMBER CUT AND STACKED.

 

WISH ORION WOULD TELLAPORT TO MY HOUSE AND CLEAN IT FROM TOP TO BOTTOM TILL IT SPARKLES

[Guest [Or...]]

Wish granted!! But as soon as I left all of your junk comes flooding out of closets, shelves, and cupboards. Whoops!

 

I wish I could catch a greased pig.

[[Fl...]]

 

 

I wish I could catch a greased pig.

GRANTED, BUT NOW THAT ITS CAUGHT YOU HAVE TO MAKE US A HAM DINNER

 

WISH I COULD HAVE A TAN YEAR ROUND

[[Te...]]

Granted, but now you have me as a neighbor!!! ( i really do live in the mountains) and I have a chainsaw

NO WORRIES...I'M INVISIBLE REMEMBER 

 

I wish someone else would cut and stack the wood

 

GRANTED.....I HAVE A CHAINSAW 2 BEING THE NICE INVISIBLE DRAGONFLY THAT I AM...YOU WILL WAKE TO SEE ALL THE LUMBER CUT AND STACKED.

 

WISH ORION WOULD TELLAPORT TO MY HOUSE AND CLEAN IT FROM TOP TO BOTTOM TILL IT SPARKLES

 

Easily done, but he cleaned it with silver paint.

Wish Orion would bail me out here, I'm getting in over my head

[Guest [Lu...]]

He did but you caught a flu from one of the prisoners!

 

I wish I could enjoy Christmas

[[...]]

you could enjoy christmas, but i will be around you :laugh:

 

i wish i could be a bank manager

[[Te...]]

Well of COURSE you can...but I'm coming to you for a loan, and I own the banker...

 

Wish I could heal the world...

[[...]]

you can heal the world, but you will have a lot of female admirers....

 

 

i wish i could forgive that one MF!

[Guest [Or...]]

Wish granted. But you spend your entire life trying to figure out who you are forgetting.

 

I wish I could have a giant feast with all my favorite foods.

[[Te...]]

Put on yer bib, it's right there in front of you...and yer wired-shut jaw which was broken when you figured out who she was forgetting before her!

You don't want to know what I had broken for having all those female admirers( one too many, which would be two)

 

I wish what I had broken could be fixed.

[[...]]

it will be fixed, but you will have only super models admirers,,,,,

 

i wish i could read peoples mind!

[[Te...]]

Oh, trust me on this one, you wouldn't want to read mine :laugh:

BUT, you MAY read everyone elses'...you just won't be able to stop reading them!

I wish I could sleep for 12 hours, and wake refreshed!

[[...]]

you could do that, but you will be working in the gold mine.....

 

i wish there was no more psych drugs on this planet!!!!

[Guest [Lu...]]

There are no more psych drugs on the planet however we now automatically kill anyone suspected of  even a minor mental illness

 

I wish I could eat cake and ice cream and cookies throughout this bullshit withdrawal

 

 

[[Te...]]

Pig out!!! But yer gonna swell like a rain-soaked raisin and find out the true meaning of benzobelly...

IWIC

Have better thoughts in the early am amping

[[Ro...]]

Granted no more psych drugs on the planet- result- the International Space Station is threatened by a massive blob of every psych drug that was previously on the planet.

 

Shades of Gravity.

 

I wish...I knew the next winning powerball lottery numbers.

[Guest [Or...]]

Wish granted!! But you forget to buy your ticket.

 

I wish I could conjure up any type of food I want.

[[Ro...]]

Any type of food- granted.

 

Alas, they always end up being past their sell by date.

 

I wish I could always get the best parking spot.

[Guest [Lu...]]

You do; however, the cars to the right and left of you always park too close and you always end up banging your door off their cars to get into yours!

 

I wish I was a successful music producer

[[Te...]]

Pig out!!! But yer gonna swell like a rain-soaked raisin and find out the true meaning of benzobelly...

IWIC

Have better thoughts in the early am amping

 

I just hate being ignored...I SAID I JUST HATE BEING IGNOREDI SAID I JUST

oh, nevermind...