Taint a wish!

[[Cr...]]

Granted, because its the first bad thing that came to my mind that could happen at a festival, but now youve also been locked in the portapotty.

 

IWIC have my brain back

[[li...]]

Why didn't I stop in this topic before? This is awesome.

 

CrazyPants, granted. You have your brain back, but are now blind!

[[Cr...]]

No! Not blind! What is your wish though?

[[li...]]

I wish I had no migraine!

[[Te...]]

Granted, but now you have yourgraines...

 

IWIC

 

Make sense out of w/d

 

 

[[Ro...]]

Granted- but now you're insane.  Some things Man/Woman was never meant to know....

 

You get your brain back, but it was rather mishandled during it's absence.

 

IWIC

 

Figure out a way to keep my cats out of the poison oak.

[[Te...]]

Granted...but it's because you planted a poison ivy barrier...

 

IWIC

Leave well enough alone...

[[Ro...]]

Granted, the Enough Well is blocked off.  But you're required to maintain the fence.

 

IWIC

 

Have my own Star-Trek style Holo-deck.

 

 

[[Te...]]

Granted, the Enough Well is blocked off.  But you're required to maintain the fence.

 

IWIC

 

Have my own Star-Trek style Holo-deck.

 

With a fence in the way, there has to be a post, somewhere... 

Oh, well, yeah...right here...

 

Granted, but it's from the LOST IN SPACE tv set...

 

IWIC

 

Have an awesome moment...

[[Ro...]]

Granted- but you remember that you didn't want to start BASE jumping.

 

IWIC

 

Know what to say to be successful with the ladies.

[[Te...]]

Certainly...granted...but your laryngitis keeps you from speaking...

 

IWIC

 

DRIVE ABOVE THE TRAFFIC IN RUSH HOUR...

[[Ro...]]

Granted- but then you discover that Aerial cops can write tickets too.

 

IWIC learn sign language!

[[be...]]

Granted.

 

But all of the unreal blondes in the world become lethally jealous.

 

IWIC- Make myself distasteful to mosquitoes.

 

If you have AB blood type, the mosquitoes hate that and won't bite you. Like me. But if you have "O" type blood, then you're in for a blood bath.

 

IWIC:

 

Make my mom healthy so I don't have to live here at her home, and find my own home.

[[Te...]]

You make this one hard...but...in the spirit of the twisted tales...

Granted, but then your mom comes to live at your place...

 

IWIC

 

Have had a snappier answer...

[[Ro...]]

Granted- I'll do it for you.

 

Granted- She gets SO HEALTHY she starts embarrassing you at every opportunity!

 

IWIC learn sign language! (So that I can still talk to the ladies when I have laryngitis!)

[[Te...]]

HAW!HAW! HAW!!! I do like that!

Granted, but they keep asking you "What's your sign?"

 

IWIC

Build a better mousetrap...

[[Ro...]]

I always reply: Neon.

 

Granted: but like fools, they always develop a new and improved fool (mouse).

 

IWIC

 

Train my housecats to drag home a Turkey (yes there are some in the neighborhood) as opposed to those waxwings!

[[Te...]]

Granted, but then they get him drunk and he flies into the sliding glass door, injuring his throat, prompting me to ask "wattle we do?"...

 

IWIC

 

Drive a snowmobile on the beach...

[[Ro...]]

Granted- and then you discover just how amphibious a hungry Orca can be.

 

IWIC

 

Know if a mushroom/fungus I find in the forest is edible or not.

[[Ro...]]

Granted- but I soon run out of relatives as a result...

 

IWIC

 

Make folks forget....anything I choose.

[[Te...]]

Forget what???

 

IWIC

 

Run between the raindrops...

[[Ro...]]

Granted- and you find that you do so involuntarily in the shower as well.

 

IWIC- make any food I cook the absolute best.

[[Te...]]

Granted, but you find that the ones you serve think that banquet food is four star fare...

 

IWIC

 

Have a four star meal delivered to my door...

[[Ro...]]

Granted- when you're at the pier waiting for your ship to come in.  And when you get back- the raccoons came to say hello.

 

IWIC

 

cross breed a raccoon and an oppossum...just because.

[[Ro...]]

Granted- now he's running for President- again.

 

IWIC

 

Understand the minds or equivalent of others.