Taint a wish!

[[Te...]]

Granted...but then you have to reshelve them...one at a time...

 

IWIC

 

Be two places at one time...

[[Ro...]]

Granted- but you're starring a lead role in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (retcon 3).

 

IWIC

 

Bring a historical figure to the modern day.

[[Ra...]]

Granted, but it's Ichabod Crane, and you have to fight the Headless Horseman with him.

(Yes, I watch the Sleepy Hollow series...)

 

IWIC put myself in cryogenic stasis while my brain heals from Benzos 

[[Te...]]

Granted, but when your brain thaws, your body is still frozen...oh, wait...

 

IWIC

Leave it all behind...

[[Ro...]]

Granted- but it's gonna get lonely on Mars.

 

IWIC

 

Get Republicans to screwing over the Post Office.

[[Te...]]

Granted- but it's gonna get lonely on Mars.

 

IWIC

 

Get Republicans to screwing over the Post Office.

 

Odd, I thought they already were...would someone FedEx or UPS me an answer??

 

IWIC

 

Have no complaints...

[[Ro...]]

correction;

 

to stop...over

 

Granted- and the funeral home appreciates it.

 

IWIC

 

stop forgetting so much....already!

[[Ra...]]

Granted, but now people will use you like a human encyclopedia.

 

IWIC choose a different super-power to have for a day.

[[Ro...]]

Granted- but then you discover that your enemies got that same wish fulfilled.

[[Ro...]]

Oh, I forgot to make a wish.  Duuuuuhhhhh.

 

I too wish I had a Government Credit Card that I could shift the bill onto someone else.

[[Te...]]

Granted, but it's called "affordable health care", and you need five photo IDs...

 

IWIC

Wake up refreshed...

[[Ro...]]

Granted- but then you have no memory of the day(s) before.

 

IWIC-

 

heal a person with a single touch.

[[ba...]]

Granted but my fngers that can do the healing touch are dirty and sticky from pleasurng myself 

 

IWIC- help me sleep longer each night

[[...]]

you can sleep longer, but you have to eat less

 

IWIC fall asleep right now and NEVER EVER WAKE UP!!!!!!!

[[Ro...]]

I refuse to grant that wish.

 

Because I want you to come back to life.

Yes I've been there. Yes I've wanted to not wake up.

 

It's so worth it to come back.

 

IWIC

 

find some way to get you motivated to stay alive ESTHERSMOM.

[[...]]

I refuse to grant that wish.

 

Because I want you to come back to life.

Yes I've been there. Yes I've wanted to not wake up.

 

It's so worth it to come back.

 

IWIC

 

find some way to get you motivated to stay alive ESTHERSMOM.

 

:laugh:

 

 

[[Ra...]]

I refuse to grant that wish.

 

Because I want you to come back to life.

Yes I've been there. Yes I've wanted to not wake up.

 

It's so worth it to come back.

 

IWIC

 

find some way to get you motivated to stay alive ESTHERSMOM.

 

Heh, I was thinking the same thing.  That's a hard one to grant.

 

My response was going to be :Granted, but you've found out that you're really in the Matrix and have to fight for all mankind!!!

 

[[...]]

I refuse to grant that wish.

 

Because I want you to come back to life.

Yes I've been there. Yes I've wanted to not wake up.

 

It's so worth it to come back.

 

IWIC

 

find some way to get you motivated to stay alive ESTHERSMOM.

 

Heh, I was thinking the same thing.  That's a hard one to grant.

 

My response was going to be :Granted, but you've found out that you're really in the Matrix and have to fight for all mankind!!!

 

i was hoping that someone would say,,,

granted but,,,

one day there would be a prince

that will wake up you from your sleep....

 

like in sleeping beauty fairy tale...

 

:laugh: :laugh:

[[Ra...]]

i was hoping that someone would say,,,

granted but,,,

one day there would be a prince

that will wake up you from your sleep....

 

like in sleeping beauty fairy tale...

 

:laugh: :laugh:

 

Hah!  That's a good one 

[[...]]

i was hoping that someone would say,,,

granted but,,,

one day there would be a prince

that will wake up you from your sleep....

 

like in sleeping beauty fairy tale...

 

:laugh: :laugh:

 

Hah!  That's a good one 

 

I'm just hopeless little girl ....

i always was ....

[[Ro...]]

Granted.

 

But you have to wake up eventually, but when  you do you discover that you have to choose between two princes who simultaneously woke you up (each with a loving kiss), and now you get to interview both of them, to decide which is the better to marry.

 

And yes, they're willing to fight to the death to win  your hand!

 

IWIC

 

have the body of a Chippendale Dancer.

[[Ro...]]

Hey! I asked for a Chippendale, not a Chip & Dale!

[[Te...]]

No, actually you asked for the body..so granting you your own request...there you are...with a Chip or Dale head...

 

IWIC

 

BEPrince for a day with a 3 wish genie lamp...

[[ba...]]

texasstar, you didnt ask what kind of prince you wanted so heres your prince albert piercing  the 3 wishes it came with your going to use them to wish to ease the pain from it

 

i wish for success in signing up for healthcare.gov i've been on hiold with them on the phone waiting for an operator of theirs to answer for 1 hour 15 minutes 

[[Ro...]]

I wish you the best in getting healthcare.gov.  Along with everyone else who chose to do so now.

 

No need to taint that. Any hour spent dealing with a bureaucrat is an hour taken away from time in Purgatory.

 

IWIC

 

Get adopted into a rich family.