Taint a wish!

[Guest [Or...]]

The rules are quite simple. Make a wish, then someone else will taint it.

 

For example: I wish I was rich.

 

The next person would write, "Wish granted. But you are now morbidly obese and can't get out of bed."

 

Then they write a wish and so on... Get wishin'.

 

I'll start:

 

I wish that I could eat pizza right now.

[[Te...]]

Okeydoke...here's yer pizza...oh, your hands are handcuffed behind you...

Like that???

 

I wish w/d was  o v e r

[Guest [Or...]]

Wish granted!! (I hope) but you are still agoraphobic.

 

I wish I was forever young.

[[Te...]]

You are, but you're Mickey Rooney...

 

I wish I had a million bucks!

[Guest [Or...]]

Wish granted!!! But when you go deposit the check it blows away with the wind.

 

I wish I could breathe underwater.

[Guest [Lu...]]

You can, but a pack of sharks are quickly approaching!! 

 

I wish I was a baller

 

(Old skool throw back what what!!!)

[Guest [Or...]]

Wish granted!!! But you have no homies.

 

I wish I could speak every language in the world.

[[Te...]]

Well you CAN !!!!!!!! But everyone else in the world is deaf...

 

I wish my laundry would do itself...

[Guest [Lu...]]

It does, but it mixes reds with whites and ruins half of your clothes

 

I wish I had never taken a benzo!

[Guest [Or...]]

Wish granted!!! But you became an alcoholic and still have to go through with the withdrawals anyway.

 

I wish I could fly.

[[Be...]]

You can, but only when you're naked.

 

I wish I lost my benzo weight

[Guest [Or...]]

Wish granted!!! But you will always be 85lbs and look horribly thin.

 

I wish I could speak to animals.

[[...]]

Wish granted!!! But you will always be 85lbs and look horribly thin.

 

I wish I could speak to animals.

you will speak to animals, but you won't comprehend humans anymore!

 

i wish i was 20 again

[Guest [Lu...]]

You are 20 years old, but you've been raised by a pack of wolves and you are considered a feral adult lol

 

I wish I could sleep through this whole withdrawal and wake up healed!

[[Be...]]

Wish granted but you'll have a lady clothes fetish

 

I wish I had houses in all my favourite places

[Guest [Or...]]

Wish granted!!! But its timeshare and the other people don't clean up after themselves.

 

I wish I was a video game character!

[[Be...]]

Wish granted  but you'd be lara croft

 

 

 

I wish I owned a chocolate factory

[Guest [Lu...]]

You do; however, it's cheap dollar store chocolate and is virtually inedible due to it tasting like plastic and cockroaches.

 

I wish I owned a Ferrari

[Guest [Or...]]

Wish granted!!! But on your test run it crashes. You ate unscathed

 

I wish I was a sassy, black, southern woman with a ghetto twist. 

[Guest [Lu...]]

I don't even know where to go with that last one

[Guest [Or...]]

Its the best wish ever. Omg. Haha. I could be like RuPaul except less classy. 

[[Fl...]]

Its the best wish ever. Omg. Haha. I could be like RuPaul except less classy. 

wish granted, but you live in Montgomery Alabama, your a stripper, and the KKK is everywhere!

 

I wish I could be a dragonfly for a day!

[[Te...]]

Not a problem!!! But it's spawning season and you're called 'bait'...

I wish Smart Car made 4 wheel drive...

[[Fl...]]

Not a problem!!! But it's spawning season and you're called 'bait'...

AWESOME....THERE IS HOPE

 

I wish Smart Car made 4 wheel drive...

 

WISH GRANTED BUT NOW YOUR IN YOUR 4 WHEEL DRIVE SMART CAR....ON A FROZEN LAKE

 

I WISH I COULD SWIM WITH A BULUGA WHALE

 

[[Te...]]

Not a problem!!! But it's spawning season and you're called 'bait'...

AWESOME....THERE IS HOPE

 

I wish Smart Car made 4 wheel drive...

 

WISH GRANTED BUT NOW YOUR IN YOUR 4 WHEEL DRIVE SMART CAR....ON A FROZEN LAKE

 

I WISH I COULD SWIM WITH A BULUGA WHALE

 

Granted, but you now will have to hear an unending tape of  "roe, roe, roe your boat..." 

 

I wish I could swim in a white chocolate fountain.