Would you rather?

[Guest [Mi...]]

indecent exposure - I can't do any more drugs!!!!!

 

Would you rather. . . . .

 

live a comfortable life as an accountant with a big house OR a struggling poet with a soul?

[[...]]

Sheesh, there's really no accountant in me, but I'll have to take that and the big house for the moment.  I'll go soul searching again later!

 

So here we are soul searching in the therapist's office.  Would you rather discuss your past looking for answers  OR  discuss how to get your future back on track?  Why?

[Guest [Lu...]]

Weird! Just got back from therapy and we talked about my past so I guess I'm going with that!!

 

Wyr

 

Live in the coldest village in the world

 

Or

 

Live in the hottest village in the world

[Guest [Or...]]

Coldest village. Its always easier to warm up then it is to cool down..

 

Would you rather...

 

Be in Wife Swap

 

Or

 

Trading Spouses?

[[...]]

Aren't they the same?  Hmmm, what do I know?  Trading Spouses, I guess it'd liven things up a little, huh? 

 

You've been with your partner for over 10 yrs.  Your best friend discovers s/he's been cheating on you.  Would you rather your best friend told you ... OR ... kept quiet about it.  Why?

[Guest [Or...]]

I don't wanna answer your question, I will let someone else (My relationship is open. So it really doesn't apply.)

 

However....Trading Spouses gives you money, but the producers fuck with everyone on the show. Whereas Wife Swap seems to be a bit more tame. Ahha. Its more of s learning experience.

[Guest [Lu...]]

Aren't they the same?  Hmmm, what do I know?  Trading Spouses, I guess it'd liven things up a little, huh? 

 

You've been with your partner for over 10 yrs.  Your best friend discovers s/he's been cheating on you.  Would you rather your best friend told you ... OR ... kept quiet about it.  Why?

 

Right now? Keep quiet. Don't need any stress in withdrawal lol

 

Wyr

 

Be a professional surfer

 

Or

 

Be a professional snowboarder

[Guest [Or...]]

Professional surfer!!! I want a dolphin as my board, though. Haha

 

Would you rather...

 

Be able to change shapes at will

 

Or

 

Mind read?

[[Fl...]]

Be able to change shapes at will

Or

Mind read?

 

CHANGE SHAPES AT WILL. I FEAR MIND READING WOULD CAUSE WAY TO MUCH ANXIETY AND LARD KNOWS I DON'T NEED ANYMORE OF THAT.

 

WYR

 

HANG GLIDE OVER A VALCANO

OR

RIDE A GIANT ZIP LINE OVER A TAR PIT?

[Guest [Or...]]

Zip line over a tar pit!!

 

 

Would you rather...

 

Be a star in Desperate Housewives

 

Or

 

Lost?

[[Ki...]]

LOST!!!!!

 

Would you rather.......

 

Learn to fly a helicopter

 

Or

 

Learn to drive an air boat?

[Guest [Mi...]]

Helicopter!

 

Would you rather. . . .

 

 

live in a Flintstones cartoon OR the Jetsons?

[Guest [Or...]]

The Jetsons. They probably have a pod you can go into that heals your brain. Lol. I wouldn't wanna be insane in the stone ages. I'd be clubbed to death lol!!

 

Would you rather...

 

Be shaped like a donut

 

Or

 

Be shaped like an eclair?

[Guest [Mi...]]

Eclair - it's more slimming! And I'd have creme filling! 

 

Would you rather. . . .

 

be a baloney sandwich OR a veggie burger?

[[...]]

Veggie burger.  Odds are better I'd be demolished second.

 

Would you rather be a vegetarian for life OR keep strictly kosher for life?  Why?

[Guest [Mi...]]

being vegetarian already makes me (almost) kosher! 

 

Would you rather. . . .

 

be a cat OR a canary?

[[...]]

Lol!  A cat, I really can't see any fun in being a canary, can you?

 

Would you rather declawing cats were outlawed OR tail docking dogs were outlawed?  Why?

[Guest [Mi...]]

Ouch! Both are bad. I'd go with outlawing declawing cats because I've read that it can lead to behavior problems and difficulty using a litterbox. 

 

Would you rather. . . .

 

take a long train ride with a beautiful view OR take the plane, which is faster, but overlooks a boring ocean at night?

[Guest [Lu...]]

Train. More distraction for withdrawal plus not so scary and claustrophobic.

 

Wyr

 

Have the house of your dreams

 

Or

 

Buy everyone in your family a new moderately priced vehicle (including yourself)

[[...]]

House of my dreams.  My fam's already got their cars.  My turn now!

 

In your house of dreams, would you rather have an ocean view OR a mountain view?  Why?

[Guest [Or...]]

Ocean. Don't wanna look at rocks all day.

 

Would you rather...

 

Be an evil, mad scientist

 

Or

 

The scientists creation?

[[...]]

Evil, mad scientist, at least I'd have control.

 

You're a mad scientist, not necessarily evil.  Would you rather debunk climate change theories ... OR ... manipulate others into believing in climate change?  Why?

[[Te...]]

George Carlin : "it's not global warming. We're coming out of an ice age..."

DEBUNK!

 

WYR

Make people laugh

Or

Educate them about their ignorance? 

[Guest [Mi...]]

I wanna make people laugh WHILE educating them about their ignorance - ya know, the Jon Stewart effect. 

 

Speaking of. . . .would you rather. . . .

 

watcher Jon Stewart OR Stephen Colbert? - and why?

[Guest [Or...]]

Stephen Colbert. I just find him funnier.

 

Would you rather...

 

Be a contestant on Wheel of Fortune

 

Or

 

Jeopardy?