Would you rather?

[Guest [Mi...]]

A bear - I don't wanna get eaten!

 

Would you rather. . . .

 

be a dog with a bone OR a cat with a piece of string? - and why?

[Guest [Or...]]

Kitty with a string!! Cats just seem like more fun.

 

Would you rather...

 

Be a Smurf

 

Or

 

Be a Muppet?

[Guest [Lu...]]

Kitty with a string!! Cats just seem like more fun.

 

Would you rather...

 

Be a Smurf

 

Or

 

Be a Muppet?

 

Smirf fo sho. I'd love to live in a little village like that.

 

Wyd

 

Take on a pack of wolves

 

Or

 

Take on 3 grizzly bears

[Guest [Or...]]

Make it FOUR grizzly bears and I'm in. I'd be the new Chuck Norris!!

 

Would you rather...

 

Live on the Moon

 

Or

 

Live under the sea?

[Guest [Mi...]]

Live under the sea - moon sounds boring.

 

Would you rather. . . .

 

watch documentaries all day OR watch horror movies all day?

[Guest [Lu...]]

Live under the sea - moon sounds boring.

 

Would you rather. . . .

 

watch documentaries all day OR watch horror movies all day?

 

Horror movies!!!

 

Wyr

 

Have cog fog forever

 

Or

 

Have anxiety forever

 

 

[Guest [Mi...]]

Anxiety - if I get any more cog fog, I'm gonna be unemployed. 

 

Would you rather. . . .

 

read the sports section OR the comics?

[[...]]

Comics, I'm going for the light relief.

 

If you had to eat only one type of candy for the rest of your life, would you rather eat gummy bears or M&Ms?    Why?

[Guest [Lu...]]

Anxiety - if I get any more cog fog, I'm gonna be unemployed. 

 

Would you rather. . . .

 

read the sports section OR the comics?

 

Gummi bears. Never was a fan of m&ms for some reason. Reese's pieces? Hell yeah! M&m's? I'm good.

 

Would you rather

 

Shadow Santa Claus as he makes his rounds on Christmas

 

Or

 

Shadow the Easter bunny as he makes his rounds on Easter

[Guest [Mi...]]

Santa Claus!!!

 

Would you rather. . . .

 

have a hang nail on your toe OR your finger?

[[...]]

Finger for sure!

 

You're having a middle age crisis.  Would you rather buy yourself a red sports car ... OR ... find yourself a lover on the side?  Why?

[Guest [Or...]]

A red car. No partner could ever replace my partner.

 

 

Would you rather...

 

Be raised by wolves

 

Or

 

Raised by monkeys?

[Guest [Lu...]]

Wolves. Way more badass.

 

Wyr

 

Be roommates with Frankenstein

 

Or

 

Be roommates with Dracula

[[...]]

SEXY DRACULA

 

would you rather be a millionaire in russia (not allowed to leave this country ever)

or

normal dude in the USA?

[[...]]

Normal dude in the US, providing that means above poverty level.

 

Kay, here's a follow up question.

 

Would you rather be a first class citizen in a third world country OR a third class citizen in a first world country?  Why?

[Guest [Mi...]]

1st class citizen in a third world because they don't use psych drugs like we do. 

 

Would you rather. . . .

 

live in a Peanuts cartoon OR a Doonesbury cartoon?

[Guest [Lu...]]

Peanuts!!

 

Wyr

 

Be superman for a week

 

Or

 

Be batman for a week

[Guest [Or...]]

Superman. I wanna fly. And be indestructible.

 

Would you rather be...

 

An X-Man

 

Or...

 

A member of the Brotherhood?

 

Bonus: What would your power be?

[[Te...]]

An X man...pick the right one, and you only have to scratch your back once!

 

WYR

 

Weed whack a fence line

Or

Brush hog a field?

[[Fl...]]

Weed whack a fence line

Or

Brush hog a field?

 

BRUSH HOG A FIELD

 

WYR

 

RUN INTO A BURNING BUILING AT SAVE SOMEONE

 

OR

 

WORK AS A FOREST FIRE FIGHTER AND SAVE THOUSANDS OF ACRES?

[Guest [Or...]]

Forest Fire Fighter! Because only YOU can prevent forest fires.

 

Would you rather...

 

Own a yacht

 

Or

 

Live on a cruise ship?

[[Te...]]

Forest Fire Fighter! Because only YOU can prevent forest fires.

 

Would you rather...

 

Own a yacht

 

Or

 

Live on a cruise ship?

 

Living on a cruise ship has recently become a bit of a twister...

Owning my own yacht means I have enough money to take a cruise ship vacation anytime I want

 

WYR

Hop a freight train

Or

Hitch hike?

[[Fl...]]

WYR

Hop a freight train

Or

Hitch hike?

 

HOP A FREIGHT TRAIN

 

WYR

 

STUB HAVE A STONE BRUISE ON THE BOTTOM OF YOU FOOT

OR

KNOCK A KNOT ON YOU HEAD?

[Guest [Lu...]]

Foot!

 

Wyr

 

Live in the Hamptons

 

Or

 

Live in Laguna Beach, CA

[Guest [Or...]]

Live in the Hamptons!! Like, duh.

 

Would you rather...

 

Be a savior of 1,000 people and bask in the glory and fame.

 

Or

 

Same as above, but remain in the shadows.