Would you rather?

[[...]]

I look at city lights in a major city every day, so I'll go for a change of scenery.

 

Would you rather be a contestant on Survivor OR Amazing Race.  Why?

[Guest [Mi...]]

Amazing Race. It looks like more fun.

 

Would you rather. . . .

 

watch The Big Bang Theory OR CSI?

[[...]]

CSI.  Hate Big Bang!

 

Would you rather shadow Oprah for a day OR Ellen?  Why?

[Guest [Lu...]]

Oprah. More wisdom, plus I heard Ellen is mean lol

 

Would you rather

 

Receive a $5000 gift card to lowes

 

Or

 

Receive a $5000 gift card to macys

 

Why?

[[...]]

Macy's.  More variety!

 

You've just graduated.  You can get a job anywhere you want.  Would you rather work in a tiny town where you can be big fish in a small pond ... OR ... a big happening city where you'd be small fish in a big pond?  Why?

 

[Guest [Or...]]

Small fish and a big pond. So after I'm done conquering the city I can sit back in my giant suit, 300 extra pounds from eating all you can eat sushi everyday, smoking a cigar and think, "Dude! I rock!"

 

Would you rather...

 

Have all you can eat sushi

 

Or

 

All you can eat Parisian cuisine?

[Guest [Lu...]]

Sushi!! Healthier!!

 

Would you rather

 

Be able to run a marathon without anything bad happening

 

Or

 

Swim across a lake and back without anything happening

[Guest [Mi...]]

I like to swim!

 

Would you rather. . . .

 

have no knees or no elbows?

[[...]]

No knees if I simply have to choose!

 

Congrats, you've made it to your second interview!  Would you rather show up 20 mins late OR have uncontrolled burping during the interview?  Why?

[Guest [Lu...]]

No knees if I simply have to choose!

 

Congrats, you've made it to your second interview!  Would you rather show up 20 mins late OR have uncontrolled burping during the interview?  Why?

 

20 mins late. I could make up a pretty good excuse plus they wouldn't think I have some weird medical problem where I uncontrollably burp lol

 

Would you rather:

 

Have horrible acne for the rest of your life

 

Or

 

Have lots of food allergies (shellfish, peanuts, etc) for the rest of your life

[[...]]

food allergies.....never got that scary thing,,,but i heard people were suffering from it...

 

would you rather be crazy and unique or smart (by men's standards not by God's) but ordinary???

[Guest [Or...]]

Smart and ordinary. Everyone loves the sexy librarian type. Haha.

 

Would you rather...

 

Discover a lost civilization

 

Or

 

Find $100 in your pocket?

[[...]]

Can you sell lost civilizations?  Otherwise I'll take the $100.00.

 

Congrats, you've made it to your third interview!  Would you rather be 20 mins late again ... OR ... have uncontrollable burping during the interview?  Why?

 

 

[Guest [Lu...]]

Can you sell lost civilizations?  Otherwise I'll take the $100.00.

 

Congrats, you've made it to your third interview!  Would you rather be 20 mins late again ... OR ... have uncontrollable burping during the interview?  Why?

 

OMG I guess I should answer this lol. I'd have to go with the burping thing lmao. I'd say it was a side effect of some harmless acid reflux medicine or something lol

 

Would you rather

 

Adopt twenty small dogs

 

Or

 

Adopt twenty cats

[Guest [Or...]]

Cats!!! Cats!!! CATS!!!

 

I want all the cats in the world. Lol. You can never have too many.

 

Would you rather...

 

Swim with dolphins

 

Or

 

Swim with a manta ray!

 

 

[[...]]

Hah, dolphins, of course! 

 

Congrats, you've made it to your fourth interview!  Would you rather admit to being an accidental addict ... OR ... have a panic attack during the interview.  Why?

 

[Guest [Mi...]]

Geezzz, abcd! That's a hard one.

 

I'll go for the panic attack and pretend I left the stove on and tell them I need to run home and just run out of the room!

 

Would you rather. . . .

 

have a pet cow OR a pet goat?

[Guest [Lu...]]

Geezzz, abcd! That's a hard one.

 

I'll go for the panic attack and pretend I left the stove on and tell them I need to run home and just run out of the room!

 

Would you rather. . . .

 

have a pet cow OR a pet goat?

 

Pet goat. Easier to contain lol

 

Would you rather

 

Play monopoly every day for a year

 

Or

 

Play uno every day for a year

[Guest [Or...]]

Uno. Monopoly takes too goddamn long.

 

Would you rather...

 

Live in North Korea

 

Or

 

Live in Haiti?

[[Te...]]

Haiti...Korea has all that smelly kimchee.

 

woodya radder climb a mountain or dive the ocean?

[[...]]

Oh shucks, I'm afraid of heights and water!  I'll take the mountain though, with a harness on.

 

You're financially able to live comfortably, but not extravagantly, for the rest of your life.  You win $80,000.  Would you rather buy that sports car you always wanted but couldn't afford ... OR ... anonymously give it to a neighbor going through foreclosure?  Why?

 

[[Te...]]

no brainer to me...sports cars depreciate and are a different form of money pits...Neighbors appreciate, and I just like the idea of thwarting the foreclosers!!!

 

WYR have a flat tire on the freeway  or  run out of gas in the country?

[[Fl...]]

WYR have a flat tire on the freeway  or  run out of gas in the country?

FLAT TIRE ON THE FREEWAY.  I WOULD SLOWLY MAKE MY WAY TO AN EXIT...AND GET THE HECK OFF ON THE FEEDER ROAD. 

 

I'M NOT LOOKIN 2 GET RUN OVER THIS CLOSE TO CHRISTMAS.

 

WOULD YOU RATHER....

 

LEARN TO BELLY DANCE OR LEARN TO 2 STEP?

[[...]]

Hahah, I can't dance to save my life.  Let's do the belly dance, there's no partner's toes to two step on!

 

Would you rather build a snowman OR a castle on the beach?  Why?

[[Fl...]]

Would you rather build a snowman OR a castle on the beach?  Why?

 

COME ON ABCD, THIS IS A NO BRAINER.....

 

SNOWMAN....BECAUSE I'M A KID AT HEART IN THE WINTER, AND I WANT TO WEAR ALL THE WONDERFUL CLOTHS YOU WERE TELLING ME ABOUT EARLIER AND PLAY IN THE SNOW

 

WOULD YOU RATHER BE A SALMON AND HAVE TO SWIM UP STREAM OR

 

BE A BEAR WAITING AT THE TOP OF THE RIVER TO CATCH THE SALMON?  WHY?