Would you rather?

[[Mi...]]

Wear pants that are way too loose.  Let it all hang out baby!

 

WYR

 

Play Scrabble with a tough opponent

 

OR

 

Play Candyland with a child?

[[4G...]]

Scrabble. Love Scrabble!

 

WYR

 

Have a spider in your bedroom

Or

Have a bat in your attic

[Guest [pu...]]

Spider. I'm terrified of bats.

 

WYR

 

Eat cake for a week or ice cream

[[Ro...]]

Cake covers a far wider range.  Ice Cream can be difficult if you're lactose intolerant.

 

WYR

 

Eat a Salad 3x day for six months?

 

or

 

McDonald's 3x a day for one month?

[[Mo...]]

Salad .

There is no way I am eating pink slime three times a day!

I love salads

 

Wyr

 

Clean up the isles at Target after Black Friday

Or

Do the dishes at the busiest restaurant in town on Valentine's Day

[[be...]]

I don't do dishes. But I'm always scared of Black Friday. I stay home. Too many frantics running amuck. Target? Well, better than Wal-Mart. But I stick with the dishes. I just hope people will clean their plates. And no puking allowed.

 

WYR:

 

Prefer to asphalt your driveway, OR

 

Paint/wallpaper the inside of your house. (BathRs included)

[[Mi...]]

I would paint the inside of my house for sure!  I'm doing some of that right now.

 

WYR

 

Sleep outside in a mosquito infested woods without insect repellent

 

OR

 

Sleep inside with the sounds of hundreds of scurrying creatures without lights or weapons

[Guest [pu...]]

I'm absolutley terrified of rats!

 

Mosquitos please!

 

WYR

 

dive into shark infested waters or a lake filled with alligators.

[[be...]]

Dark infested sharks. They might not smell you or hear you paddle in a large ocean, but an alligator will surely snatch you, drown you, then eat you.

 

WYR:

 

Be too fat

 

OR

 

Way too skinny

[[4G...]]

Be too fat. I would rather be skinny, but not way too skinny. Anyway, I love my grub!

 

WYR

 

Clean public lavatories

Or

Tidy up dog poo in a park (where the owners were anti social and didn't do it themselves

[[Mo...]]

I'll clean the public bathrooms.

I have nooooo problem cleaning toilets. I'll put on my rubber gloves and make it shiny! I don't mind cleaning at all. Instant gratification .

Dog poo makes me gag, though.

 

Wyr

 

Get shot in paintball without a shirt or protection on

Or

Have to jump on a trampoline for 1 hour straight .

[[Mi...]]

Jump on the trampoline for an hour straight - because it's good, fun exercise and I like reliving my childhood fun!

 

WYR

 

Go on a trip with your friends

or

Go on a trip by yourself

[[Mi...]]

Go on a trip by myself.  What can I say, I'm a bit of an introvert.

 

WYR

 

Have a sumptuous feast with someone you are indifferent to

 

OR

 

Go without eating for 2 days with someone you like?

[Guest [pu...]]

A feast with someone I'm indifferent to. Maybe over a scrumptious meal we can squash are differences. I get super moody if I don't eat, so the person I'd be starving with, would probably become my enemy when we were done!

 

Fly on a private jet or sail on a private yacht

[[Mi...]]

Private yacht all the way!  Maybe its because I love to go on cruises.  Don't like flying, its what started me down the rabbit hole of Xanax.

 

WYR

 

Eat snails as your sole food

 

or

 

Eat crickets as your sole food?

 

 

 

[Guest [pu...]]

I love escargot! Snails please!

 

 

WYR

 

have someone to do your laundry

 

Or

 

Someone to be your driver

[[Mi...]]

I want someone to be my driver.  Driving Miss Mini!

 

WYR

 

Swim for 2 hours straight

 

OR

 

Ride a bike for 2 hours straight

[[st...]]

Ride a bike rather than drown!

 

Wow, This has become tame as of late

 

WYR

 

lick gum off of your shoes

ORRR

off of the sidewalk

[[Mo...]]

Ride a bike!

I love bike riding. Two hours is nothing!

 

Also...when I would fail the swimming, it's probably a lot worse than failing the biking

 

WYR

 

No A/C and be in th desert

Or

No heater and be in Siberia

[[Mo...]]

Ride a bike rather than drown!

 

Wow, This has become tame as of late

 

WYR

 

lick gum off of your shoes

ORRR

off of the sidewalk

 

We listed at the same time. hi steverooski.

 

Let's go with yours.

 

 

[[Mi...]]

I would rather lick gum off my own shoes whilst in the Sahara without AC.  How's that?  LOL

 

WYR

 

Meet your great great great great great grandmother

 

Or

 

meet your great great great great great granddaughter?

[[4G...]]

Grandmother. I need advice sometimes and she'd be good to ask. Wouldn't like granddaughter to see me at the moment really....

 

Okay, I've been saving this up!

 

WYR

Have hair like Don King

Or

Have hair like Donald Trump!  Ha ha ha! 

[[Mo...]]

Don King!

EEEEEWWWW, that comb- over. That pissy colored hair....BRRRRRRR!!!

 

WYR

 

Be in your underwear in the grocery store

Or

Kiss your 85 year old neighbor ( yes, THAT kind of kiss  )

[[or...]]

Underwear . . . my grocery store sells t-shirts and sweats so on, so I would just dash over and put some on!

 

WYR

 

Be in a 5 hour traffic jam

 

or

 

Be without internet for 2 days

[[Mo...]]

Without Internet .

No way I'd last 5 hours in traffic.

 

WYR

 

Only being allowed  to eat for the next two months if somone feeds you

Or

Having to eat what someone else picks for you for a month