Would you rather?

[[st...]]

I like family. Perhaps I can become good buds with my neighbor! < -- this preferred spelling was flagged as a mistake!!!

 

WYR

 

Know the secrets of the very large

OR

Know the secrets of the very small?

 

 

 

[[Mo...]]

The small I think.

Knowing all sorts of little thingies you were never supposed to know..probably leads to understanding the big ones.

 

Be a fly on the wall

Or

A flea in the fur

[[st...]]

A fly on the wall is one of my goals!!!

 

WYR

 

rather

OR

knot?

[[Mo...]]

Sometimes knot. Sometimes rather.

I'm rather in knots today but I'd rather not

And when I'm not, I'd rather knot.

 

So,

Wyr

 

Flight

Or

Fight

[[st...]]

Rather fight, but bad alternative!

 

WYR

 

2 + 2 = 9

OR

2 + 2 = A' ?

[[Mo...]]

9

 

Although it's actually 5

 

fast

Or

Furious

[[or...]]

Fast. Furious gives me high blood pressure.

 

PBS/BBC

 

or

 

network tv

[[st...]]

Well, network TV is the obvious choice of course!!!

 

Heyyyyyyyyy Oreeeeeeeeeeeeeegon!

 

WYR

 

high speed rail

OR

high speed thinking?

[[Mi...]]

High speed rail - goes along with the NASCAR race I'm watching! 

 

WYR

 

count a thousand blades of grass

 

or

 

count a thousand quarters

[[4G...]]

I'd count a thousand 5 pence pieces quite willingly...

 

WYR

 

Be a cat or a dog?

[[Mi...]]

Be a cat, for sure!!

 

WYR

 

Be a Horse

 

or

 

Be a Kangaroo

[[or...]]

Be a horse, of course!

 

Be a writer

 

or

 

Be an artist

[[Mi...]]

Ohh tough one!! I actually do both, but if I had to just choose one, I'd be a writer.

 

WYR

 

Be a photographer

or

Be photographed

[[or...]]

Be a photographer, for sure!!

 

Be wise

 

or

 

 

Be rich

[[Mi...]]

Ohh! I think I just made a new friend! (I'm a photog!)

 

Be wise - I love wisdom

 

WYR

 

Be in a calm snowstorm inside a cozy house

 

or

 

Be in a thunderstorm inside a cozy house

[[4G...]]

Snowstorm would be lovely.          I love your avatar!

 

WYR

 

Be a brilliant guitarist in a famous band

Or

Play first violin in a famous orchestra

[[Mo...]]

Orchestra !!

First violin. Yup!

 

Be allergic to sunshine

Or

Your spouse

[[Mi...]]

Thanks Gilly, I love frogs

 

Be allergic to my spouse - because I feel like he's allergic to me  :'(

 

WYR

 

Sit near a garden of roses

 

or

 

Sit near a garden of marigolds

[[Mo...]]

Marigolds. I don't care much for roses.

 

Wyr

 

Go to the zoo , just you with 15 toddlers, whole day

Or

Have them live right next to you for the next 3 months

 

[[st...]]

The toddlers will be in their cage as I roam around!

 

WYR

 

Dog poop in front of your house

OR

Donald Trump

[[Mi...]]

Dog Poop... I can use it as garden or yard fertilizer! Or annoy one of my annoying neighbors with it 

 

WYR

 

No television for a month

 

or

 

No internet for a month

[[st...]]

Dog Poop... I can use it as garden or yard fertilizer! Or annoy one of my annoying neighbors with it 

 

WYR

 

No television for a month

 

or

 

No internet for a month

 

 

Easy no TV. I almost never watch.

 

WYR

 

push buttons

OR

pull punches

[[Mi...]]

Push buttons - what's that red one do again??

 

I listen to the TV (I'd watch it but my glasses need adjusted with the frames and I can't see the TV from where I'm at)

 

WYR

 

Camp in a tent for a week

 

or

 

Camp with an RV for a week

[[Mo...]]

Pile up the dog poo ( I mean the actual doodoo in case one was mistaken for the other )

 

Wyr

 

Have to watch the Wendy Williams show for 24 hours straight

Or

Watch the Ellen show for 48

[[Mi...]]

Hmm, Ellen show for 48 since I have no idea who Wendy Williams is.

 

WYR

 

Go to the movies

 

or

 

Rent movies and watch them at home