Would you rather?

[Guest [pu...]]

Walk out of the restroom w/toilet paper stuck to my shoe.

 

Drink sour, old milk or eat bad fish?

[[st...]]

Vomiting beats becoming deathly ill, so gimme some milk!

 

WYR

 

be late due to bf, gf, hubby or wifey not being ready in  time

OOOOOOOOOOOR

due to turning off your PC only to get the message "Installing Windows update 1 of 1,000,000; DON'T LEAVE OR TURN OFF YOUR PC!!!"

 

 

[[Mo...]]

Haha Steve...

I'll take number one, being late due to husband. Always the case.

And I just leave without him.

No,probs.

 

Wyr

 

Dump all your Bob Dylan songs

Or

Lose a leg

[[st...]]

Easy one Moodle (Hi!)

 

Dump Dylan songs (and then sneak em back when you're not looking!!!)

 

WYR

 

Team up with an unstoppable force

OR

An immovable object?

[[Fl...]]

UNSTOPPABLE FORCE

 

WYR

 

BE TARED & FEATHERED

 

OR

 

HAVE HONEY POURED ALL OVER YOU AND THAN BE COVERD IN BEES?

[[or...]]

I'll take the honey . . . maybe I can outrun the bees!

 

WYR

 

Step in dog p**p when you're running late for an important meeting

 

or

 

Have to get up and give a speech when you are unprepared

[[Mo...]]

I'll step In the turd. Better be late and get clean shoes than to stand in front of people and feel like a numbo.

 

Wyr

 

Be 20 and know what you know how

Or

Be 65 and not know what you know now

[[Mo...]]

I'll take the honey . . . maybe I can outrun the bees!

 

WYR

 

Step in dog p**p when you're running late for an important meeting

 

or

 

Have to get up and give a speech when you are unprepared

 

I'll step In the turd. Better be late and get clean shoes than to stand in front of people and feel like a numbo.

 

Wyr

 

Be 20 and know what you know how

Or

Be 65 and not know what you know now

[[Mi...]]

Easy!  I'd rather be 20 and know what I know now.  I've learned a lot and would like the opportunity to use that knowledge again in a better way.

 

WYR be

 

Shaken

 

or

 

Stirred?

[[st...]]

Stirred sound kinda fun!!!

 

WYR

 

think amazing thoughts

ORRR

feel amazing feelings

ORRR

have icredible dreams

[[Mo...]]

Think amazing thoughts.

They will give me amazing feelings.

 

And perhaps I'll dream good too then

 

Wyr

 

Not see any people for a decade

Or

See 20 every day for 1 year. One on one

[[st...]]

I'll take 20 fo shoe!

 

Old fasioned

OR new fangled?

[[Mi...]]

New fangled!

 

WYR

 

Be wealthy in a third world country

 

or

 

Be poor in a first world country

[[or...]]

Be wealthy in a 3rd world country. I could always use my wealth to leave. 

 

wyr

 

Be a genius and be unhappy

 

or

 

Have a below average IQ but be happy

[[st...]]

Be wealthy in a 3rd world country. I could always use my wealth to leave. 

 

wyr

 

Be a genius and be unhappy

 

or

 

Have a below average IQ but be happy

 

Hey Oregon!

 

Unhappy genius. I could always use my wits and become happy!

 

Hmmm...

 

Have a problem and solve it, and make friends and gain experiences along the way

OR

Not!

 

 

 

 

 

[[4G...]]

I'd rather have a problem and solve it. Rich tapestry of life and all that...

 

WYR

Be a monkey or a tiger?

 

And yes, Steve, I agree that it is better to be stirred than shaken! It made me laugh because it did sound saucy!!!

[[st...]]

Since I already am a primate, let's see what a cat feels like!

 

WYR

Be on the sunny side of the street and see the bleak side

OR

Be on the bleak side  see the sunny

 

AND -- mmm stirred yes

 

[[4G...]]

Oh God, I thought I knew which one but now I'm stuck.... that's a difficult one...

[[st...]]

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe works !!!

[[Mo...]]

You Snooze, you lose, Gilly..

On the bleak side and see the sunny.

Always being in the sun can not be good.

 

WYR

 

Work till your 80 in the job you love

Or retire at 55 from the job you love

[[or...]]

Work til I'm 80 in the job I love. I couldn't imagine quitting!

 

Break a leg

 

or

 

Break an arm

[[Mo...]]

Work til I'm 80 in the job I love. I couldn't imagine quitting!

 

Break a leg

 

or

 

Break an arm

 

Hi Katz 

 

Break a leg...

I need my arms more. I can't imagine not being able to pick stuff up, read , cook.

I can still get around on crutches .

 

Wyr

 

Wear glasses that have the wrong strength

Or

Wear hearing aid with the wrong volume

[[st...]]

Work til I'm 80 in the job I love. I couldn't imagine quitting!

 

Break a leg

 

or

 

Break an arm

 

100 I say...

 

glasses slightly weak

 

Glass half empty

ORRRRRRRRRRR Half full

 

Hi Katz 

 

Break a leg...

I need my arms more. I can't imagine not being able to pick stuff up, read , cook.

I can still get around on crutches .

 

Wyr

 

Wear glasses that have the wrong strength

Or

Wear hearing aid with the wrong volume

[[Mo...]]

Half full.

If someone asks me if I want a drink, and I want half a glass, I don't say to just give me a half empty glass, right ? Just... A half. Half full

 

Wyr

 

Be covered in acne

Or

Have fleas

[[st...]]

Half full.

If someone asks me if I want a drink, and I want half a glass, I don't say to just give me a half empty glass, right ? Just... A half. Half full

 

Wyr

 

Be covered in acne

Or

Have fleas

 

Complicated reasoning there Mooooo

 

Fleas. I can use Flea-no-more

 

WYR

 

Be happy

OR

Have a loved on be happy