Would you rather?

[[Mo...]]

Having been in a McD's kitchen, i will go for the onion a day...

 

HEY MOODLE(CAN I CALL YA MOO?)...  CONGRATULATIONS ON THE END STRETCH OF YOUR TAPER...THAT IS SUPER UBER!!!

 

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program...

 

WYR

 

Hop a freight train

Or

Thumb a ride?

 

In the kitchen? Ok...details ,please?  I love gory stories.

 

Thanks Tex ( can I call ya Tex?)

I'm aaaaalmost there and it's been a long 21 months. I'm so done with it.

I'm kinda worried to drop the last bits now

But dooooooing so soon. Me thinkz.

 

I'd hop the train, assuming it goes slow enough to be hopped in a successful way.

You never know who is giving youa ride when thumbing. Yikes.

Imagine having tapered for 21 months and then getting into ( insert any bad bad persons name)'s car.

 

Alright ,back to business.

 

Wyr

 

Shave off your eyebrows

Or

Have green hair

[[st...]]

HEY! I wanted to hop that train!!!!

 

I KNEW you'd stop the happy choice train!!!

 

I'll take green hair, with my green eggs and ham!!

 

Ok....

 

WYR

feel happy due to an infinite thought

or

feel happy due to a small wonder

 

[[Mo...]]

A small wonder , I think,Steve.

Wonders are wonders after all and small,ones come in all sorts of ways. When things seem to synchronize and just.... Wonder.

Yep.

 

Infinite is just ..potential. Never actual.

 

Wyr

 

Move to Siberia for a year with your good friend

Or

To a tropical island with two people whom you can't ( and never will ) stand

[[Fl...]]

Wyr

 

Move to Siberia for a year with your good friend

Or

To a tropical island with two people whom you can't ( and never will ) stand

NOW WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED THIS IS WHAT I WOULD SAY...

 

PUT ME IN SIBERIA WITH MY GOOD FRIEND  (IT'S ALL ABOUT THE CHILL FACTOR) I CAN CUDDLE WITH MY FRIEND FOR WARMTH 

 

WYR

 

LICK THE FLOOR OF A SUBWAY STATION 

OR

LICK THE BOTTOM OF TEX'S SHOE 

[[Te...]]

I GUESS I'M DISQUALIFIED FROM PLAYING  :'( , but for all you unknowing folks out there...I can't chew gum, I rarely spit in public, and my horse has a feed bag at both ends...AND...and...I don't wear shoes...only sandals in summer...(thumbs in my ears, hands wagging, tongue stuck out, sound of escaping flubbering air)...so there!!! Miz knock-my-socks-off-Fluter! If it matters, i DO watch where I step...tex

[[Mo...]]

I GUESS I'M DISQUALIFIED FROM PLAYING  :'( , but for all you unknowing folks out there...I can't chew gum, I rarely spit in public, and my horse has a feed bag at both ends...AND...and...I don't wear shoes...only sandals in summer...(thumbs in my ears, hands wagging, tongue stuck out, sound of escaping flubbering air)...so there!!! Miz knock-my-socks-off-Fluter! If it matters, i DO watch where I step...tex

 

Why can't you play?

[[or...]]

Beats me why Tex thinks he can't play . . . and I don't want to lick anything. Can I still play?

 

WYR

 

Tell someone a hard truth knowing it will upset them

 

or

 

Fib and make them feel better

[[Mo...]]

Beats me why Tex thinks he can't play . . . and I don't want to lick anything. Can I still play?

 

WYR

 

Tell someone a hard truth knowing it will upset them

 

or

 

Fib and make them feel better

 

Yes, no need to lick anything.

Not even Tex's shoes...

 

 

This is a tough one, Katz.

I sure have fibbed to make myself feel,better 

 

I think I'd go for telling someone the truth. Trying to be kind about it, though. Even thought the message is hard.

We don't neat to hurt anyone but I guess it hurts more if it's a fib.

 

Wyr

Go on a dream vacation for three weeks

Or

Spend 3 days with anyone you could,possible imagine but stay in your home town

[[or...]]

Hmmm . . . the dream vacation is tempting . . . but as long as we're fantasizing I would like to spend 3 days in my little town with someone important from my past that I haven't connected with in a while. I'm just feeling kinda dumpy today, I guess. Loss is on my mind. So to brighten things up . . .

 

WYR

 

Wear a bright pink bikini to the beach

 

or

 

Wear a conservative tank top and board shorts

[[Mo...]]

Hmmm . . . the dream vacation is tempting . . . but as long as we're fantasizing I would like to spend 3 days in my little town with someone important from my past that I haven't connected with in a while. I'm just feeling kinda dumpy today, I guess. Loss is on my mind. So to brighten things up . . .

 

WYR

 

Wear a bright pink bikini to the beach

 

or

 

Wear a conservative tank top and board shorts

 

Tank and board shorts because .... Well... Tapering damage ...

 

Wyr

 

Be stranded in the jungle

Or

At sea

[[or...]]

Yeah tank and board short for me, too. I kinda got scrawny on the taper. Butttt . . . I'd rather be stranded in the jungle. Plants to eat. At sea, ugh, just water.

 

WYR

 

Be stuck in a traffic jam

 

or

 

Be stuck at a boring office party

[[va...]]

boring office party  :P

 

 

WYR

 

 

 

go to a restaurant with your partner

 

0r

 

have a sex with your partner 

 

 

 

:P

[[or...]]

Go to a restaurant with my partner. Might be a romantic evening 

 

WYR

 

Pull weeds in the garden

 

or

 

Wash windows

 

 

 

 

[[Mo...]]

Pulling weeds. I love the garden.

 

Wyr

 

Eat Brussel sprouts for every meal for a week

Or

Cookies for every meal

 

[[or...]]

You know, I'd have to take Brussel sprouts. I kinda like them, and I don't have much of a sweet tooth.

 

WYR

 

Bake your own bread

 

or

 

Knit yourself a scarf

[[Mo...]]

Bake bread.

 

I love the smell of freshly baked bread.

And I love Brussel sprouts.

 

Wyr

 

Have your ears where your eyes are an vice versa

Or

Have your nose where your ears are and vice versa

[[or...]]

Hmmmm . . . have my nose where my ears are

 

WYR

 

Scuba dive with stinging jellyfish oooo ouch

 

or

 

Get an army of red ants in your sneakers (while you're weeding the garden  )

 

[[Mo...]]

Still,the ants...

Yikes though.But jellyfish creep me out

 

Would you rather

 

Take a cup of toilet water

Or

Eat two spoonfuls of wasabi

 

( my son came up with this one just now)

[[Fl...]]

Would you rather

 

Take a cup of toilet water

Or

Eat two spoonfuls of wasabi

 

( my son came up with this one just now)

WHAT A VERY CREATIVE SON YOU HAVE

UMMM...I'M HOPING THE TOILET WATER IS CLEAN

2 SPOONS OF WASABI WOULD BLISTER YER MOUTH, AND YA MAY END UP DRIKING TOILET WATER TO COOL THINGS OFF.

 

TOILET WATER IT IS

 

WYR

WALK ON HOT COALS

OR

WALK ON GLASS

[[Mo...]]

Walk in glass , Flute.

Burned feet? Yikes...

Maybe with glass I can be veeeeery careful

 

Would you rather

 

Drink apple Juice and milk mixed together

Or

Drink fanta and coffee mixed together

 

( you guessed it. The ten year old )

[[Fl...]]

 

Would you rather

 

Drink apple Juice and milk mixed together

Or

Drink fanta and coffee mixed together

 

( you guessed it. The ten year old )

APPLE JUICE & MILK (I CAN'T DRINK COFFEE)

 

TELL YOUR SON I WATCHED A GUY DO AN ATOMIC BURGER CHALLENGE TODAY.

HE HAD TO EAT A 3LB BACON BURGER WITH CHEESE AND ALL THE FIXINGS AND WHAT LOOKED TO BE 2LB'S OF FRIES, AND HE HAD TO DO IT IN 30 MINS.  THE GUY GAVE IT HIS BEST TRY...HE DIDN'T MAKE IT...

 

SO

 

WYR

DO THE BURGER CHALLENGE

OR

A BUTTERMILK PIE EATING CONTEST?

[[Mo...]]

I never had a buttermilk pie!

I do love me a burger so I'd do the challenge and only eat what I like 

 

Was that on the food network ? That guy that eats so much for challenges . I forgot his name.

Adam?

My son says they are wasting food! He knows this kid in school who eats breakfast at school and gets a free hot lunch because no money. We talked about that a few days back. So, I think that's still in his mind.

 

 

Hot tub in the desert

Or

Ice bath in Siberia

[[Fl...]]

Was that on the food network ?

NO, I SAW IT IN THE RESTRAUNT I ATE BRUNCH AT.

THE NEWS WAS THERE AND EVEYTHING.

I COULDN'T STAND TO WATCH HIM EAT LIKE THAT...IT WAS GROSSING ME OUT.

My son says they are wasting food! He knows this kid in school who eats breakfast at school and gets a free hot lunch because no money. We talked about that a few days back. So, I think that's still in his mind.

YOU CAN TELL HIM I AGREE. NOT TO MENTION IT'S TERRBILE FOR YOUR BODY.

 

Hot tub in the desert

Or

Ice bath in Siberia

EWWWW, UMMM,

HOT TUB IN SIBERIA

 

WYR

BE CARRIED AROUND IN A KANGAROO POUCH

OR

ON THE BACK OF A GORILLA

[[Mo...]]

Kangaroo pouch.

Man, that must be comfy.

Lol

 

Wyr

 

Ride 6 hours on the roof of the bus

Or

Ride a grumpy donkey the same distance

[[or...]]

I like donkeys. Maybe we could make friends!

 

WYR

 

Lose your wifi for a week . . . oh no!

 

or

 

Eat only mac and cheese for a week . . . oh ugh