Would you rather?

[[li...]]

Jessica Rabbit!!! 

 

Would you rather drive or walk?

 

 

[[va...]]

walk

i can't drive

 

 

WYR

 

travel to Russia

or to Africa

[[Ro...]]

Africa- more interesting history.

 

Lutefish- norwegic health food.

 

WYR

 

Eat Fugu?

 

or

 

Tofu?

[[va...]]

Africa- more interesting history.

 

Lutefish- norwegic health food.

 

WYR

 

Eat Fugu?

 

or

 

Tofu?

 

 

tofu

 

thanks for info

 

my compatriots are freaking out about Norway...

apparently they can take your child away just like that

 

 

WYR

 

sleep

or

go to some party

[[Te...]]

OMGOSH!!! Sleep...sleep...sleep...S L E E P...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

WYR

Sleep without dreams

Or

Dream without sleep?

[[va...]]

OMGOSH!!! Sleep...sleep...sleep...S L E E P...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

WYR

Sleep without dreams

Or

Dream without sleep?

 

dream without sleep

isn't that called LIVING

 

 

sleep without dreams

 

 

WYR

 

 

be forever young

or be Brad Pitt

[[Te...]]

I would hate to be Brad Pitt...and I'm already immature, so does that make me forever young?

I can live with forever young...and better yet, y'all can live with me because i ain't Brad Pitt!!!

 

WYR

 

Dream the impossible dream

Or

Reach the unreachable star?

[[li...]]

Reach the unreachable...I'm frustrated with dreams.

 

 

WYR...

 

Be too hot or too cold?

 

[[Te...]]

TOO COLD!!!

You can always add another layer, but you can only take off so many...

 

WYR

JACUZZI

OR

SAUNA?

[[va...]]

jakuzzi

 

 

WYR

be able to know every thought of that special person that broke your heart

or know your future

 

[[Ro...]]

Knowing my future would be hell. I'd be forever trying to avoid things. Conundrum- that 'special' person who broke my heart would be anthropomorphizing her.  Her thought equivalents....then.

 

Good thing you've not encountered American Child Protective Services then...

You lose them- forever.

 

WYR

 

Create an device that improves the human condition in a hundred thousand ways- but never get the credit for it?

 

or

 

Create another fad item that nets you a Billion dollars...?

[[Te...]]

I've already invented the device to benefit mankind...so i'll take that...oh, what is it? My ability to keep my mouth shut...yeah, i know it doesn't work...

WYR

Smile and not mean it

Or

Frown for a reason?

[[li...]]

Frown for a reason! I was a model some years back and I always had to smile for no reason! Now I frown if I'm unhappy and smile if I'm happy - no bs inbetween! 

 

WYR...

 

Eat out of the dumpster or have someone sick you don't know sneeze on you?

 

 

[[Te...]]

I've done both, and at least i can pick and choose at the Dumpster Diner...

 

OK,

WYR

 

Sleep under a 30 million dollar bridge

Or

In a $3,000 section of culvert...?

[[li...]]

I've slept under too many bridges, there's nothing exciting under the bridge lol The 3,000 culvert.

 

WYR

 

Sleep too much or sleep too little if you felt the same either way?

[[Te...]]

Sleep too much...if it makes no difference, it would make less difference if i was sleeping through some of it...

Got yer DP in the library?

 

WYR

Sleep 8 hours, waking up every thirty minutes

Or

Sleep three hours uninterrupted?

[[Ro...]]

I sleep 30 minutes stretches now. I'll continue.

 

WYR

 

Sleep a full night's sleep full of nightmares?

 

Or

 

Sleep nothing but naps, but you get to choose the dreams?

[[Te...]]

Sleep with the dreamin naps!!! I have to take minipress to quell the nightmares...

 

WYR

Wake up with a crick in your neck

Or

A hitch in your back?

[[Ro...]]

A crick in my neck, I've had WAY TOO MANY hitches in me back Thank-you-very-much.

 

WYR

 

Drink Tea with the British Queen?

 

or

 

Drink Coffee with a Godfather?

[[Te...]]

Coffee with a godfather...with the queen,I'd have to worry about which finger to hold up as I sipped.

With a godfather, my fingers would all stay down...

 

WYR

Plan an extended vacation

Or

Wing it?

[[li...]]

(Yes I am drinking my DP in here...almost out, oh no!)

Wing it!

 

WYR...

 

Read a great book or watch a great movie no book could make possible due to amazing cinematography? 

[[Te...]]

Read a great book...my mind can do things with it no cinematographer could do...

 

WYR

Take a stunning photograph

Or

Paint a stunning artwork?

[[Ro...]]

paint. The model  you know....

 

WYR

 

Make an astounding discovery?

 

or

 

Make a fantastic breakthrough?

[[Te...]]

Astounding discovery!!! I love being astounded...even by my own stupidity!!!

WYR

Paint a fence

Or

Paint lawn furniture?

[[Ro...]]

Fence, there is always the off chance of pulling a Huckleberry Finn.

 

WYR

 

Play Croquet?

 

or

 

Lawn Darts?