Would you rather?

[[Te...]]

They're using suppositories for lipstick, now??? When did that happen??? I'll leave the "why's" alone, for now

So, if I have to smear my lips with a suppository, i guess Vogue would be the way to get the word out there...I dunno...this woman thing is still awful new to me...creepy, actually...

 

WYR

 

Brush yer teeth with preparation H

Or

Wash yer hair with colgate?

 

In moderation, of course...

[Guest [...]]

I'm sure you'll get used to it quick.

I'll do the tooth brushing, now way the toothpaste will come it of my hair again. I don't want to cut it.

 

So, a quick brush and then use some Colgate to get it off my teeth. Gross!!

 

Wear a thick woolen winter hat for a year

Or

Really thick sheep wool socks for a year

[[Ro...]]

Didn't say how I had to wear them. I'll go with socks, as a tie.

 

Wear a Hijab in summer

 

or

 

a Bikini in winter?

[[Te...]]

A hijab sounds painful, and a bikini would be useless for me, 'cept for comic relief...but I'm tired of hurt, so bikini and a laugh! 

 

WYR

Read a book standing up

Or

Exercise sitting down?

[[Ro...]]

I read books on the job that way.  I'll take the exercise- 12 oz curls. 

 

WYR

 

Bicycle inside for 30 minutes with cats demanding attention?

 

or

 

Bicycle outside for 30 minutes dodging horse apples?

[[be...]]

I would prefer to exercise inside. That way, I could kick my cats...(not really)

 

WYR:

 

Sit next to your MIL in a tight backseat for an eight hour trip. OR

 

Sit is the same place, same time, with a kid who keeps on throwing up.

 

[Guest [...]]

This one is hilarious, Bets.

 

I sit with my MIL in the back. She is. 85 year old Asian fire cracker, who plays golf three days a week and walks 4 miles each day she isn't on the golf course.

She plays the air guitar during wedding parties.

And the best thing is: she has the strongest hands and gives the BEST foot massage ever and when you tell her she talks too much, she just zips it.

 

Yep.

 

Jumping in a lake with parasites

Or

Be in a pig pen for 2 weeks

[[li...]]

Pig pen. I was a tom boy.

 

WYR...

 

Have severe allergies or a cold?

[[Ro...]]

Cold, I know that won't last more than a week.  Grass allergies in the grass seed grower capital of the world (Willamette Valley), can be such a pain.

 

WYR

 

Have a Pet Sloth?

 

or

 

A Pet Roadrunner?

[[li...]]

A sloth, that would be awesome!

 

WYR...

 

Have a cell phone and deal with life's stresses OR not have cell phone and be totally cut off from the world?

[[Te...]]

Gawd but I don't believe this true confession...i really depend on my cell phone, but I would lovelovelove to put it on the railroad tracks and try to trip an Amtrak...but i'm too cheap to waste the minutes  :laugh:

 

WYR

Have your computer for 24hours once a week

Or

24 minutes once a day?

[[li...]]

24 mins once a day. I get tired of just sitting online all day, out of lack of other things to do.

 

WYR...

 

Have just TV or just youtube (with no way to pay for certain shows/movies that cost to watch)?

[Guest [...]]

Then I'd pick YouTube. I can find some funny short things to watch. I don't want much tv at all.

 

Be Ellen Degeneres for a year

Or

Be Oprah Winfrey for a year

[[li...]]

Ooooh Ellen, I love her. Not so much on Oprah.

 

WYR...

 

Change your gender for a month or be an animal for a month? 

[Guest [...]]

I'd change my gender for month and see what that is all about.

Pee standing up.

Scratch myself at any spot, any place, anytime and seemingly not embarrassed about it.

Grey hairs don't make me look old but " distinguished ".

And watch tv with my hand in my pants.

 

Be the Hulk for a day

Or

Superman

[[li...]]

You can pee standing up...but it's too graphic to describe how lolol

 

Superman!

 

Rather be a dog or a cat?

[[Te...]]

Rather be a cat, but want a dog...

 

Goldfish

Or

Tropical whatever?

[Guest [...]]

Gold fish. The snack that smiles back! 

Or a tropical smoothie....nah. I don't like mangos and pineapples and stuff. 

 

Have a McLaren for a year

Or

A Nissan for life

 

( and you can't keep your own car)

[[Te...]]

I had a Nissan in my previous life...it lasted longer than i did...

WYR

 

Score the winning touchdown

Or

Kick the winning extra point?

[Guest [...]]

Kick the winning extra point!

 

WYR

 

Pick 15 BenzoBuddies to stay with you at your house till the end of their taper

Or

Have ME pick 8 buddies to stay with you for 8 months 

[[Te...]]

Oooooweeee! That's pretty clever...I would say that I would have to let you pick them, as not only could I blame you for the problems, but i wouldn't be disappointed in my picks for not meeting my expectations...

WYR

go through w/d without knowing it was w/d

Or

Go through w/d knowing everything there is to know about it?

[[va...]]

well i went through both stages...

 

 

both suck, both teach you shit in life

 

i guess first option, because its MORE painfully beautiful :idiot:

 

 

WYR

 

sleep

or have x

[Guest [...]]

Oh, I definitely would want to know! Then I would not have been misdiagnosed several times and think I was losing my marbles.

I'm glad I know. I'm lucky I found out!

 

Sleep. For sure.

 

Anyway....

 

WYR

 

Not be able to brush your teeth for a week

Or

Not be able to change socks and undies for a week

 

 

 

 

 

 

[[Te...]]

Ya mean brush BOTH my teeth??? Hmmmmmm

I reckon brushing would go by the wayside...a week in the same socks in this Texas climate would definitely thin the herd...

WYR

Work close to home

Or

Commute across town?

[[Ro...]]

Commute. Which is what I do. Too close to home and I'd be tempted to take naps at home after lunch.

 

WYR

 

Work as a Ski Instructor at a Ski Resort?

 

or

 

Work as a Lifeguard on a Cruise Ship?