Would you rather?

[[Ro...]]

Salad, it'd probably do my weight some good.  But I'd get damned tired of it real quick.

 

Steak? You can starve to death on just steak.

 

WYR

 

Eat just Vegan and have more than you need?

 

or

 

Eat just McDonald's and never have enough to satisfy?

 

For a month either?

[[li...]]

You can starve on steak? Seriously? How?

 

I'd say Vegan. After seeing the documentary "Super Size Me" where a guy ate only McDonalds for a month...and got sick in every way possible, even became depressed and couldn't perform sexually OMG. I don't like fast food anyways.

 

Wear glasses or contact lenses?

[[Te...]]

In the desert? Glasses, unless the sand ain't blowin... I wore contacts for almost all my life, and after cataract surgery, wear reading glasses to...well...read...

 

WYR be

Nearsighted

Or

Farsighted?

[Guest [...]]

Oooh, McDonalds is so nasty!

And you can make salad with steak in it !

Steak salad. Yup.

 

Glasses. I don't like the thought of having to put lenses in the eyes!

 

Star Wars

Or

Star Trek

[Guest [...]]

Oh, I'd be far sighted. I prefer to see things up close better than far away.

I need to read and do detailed stuff

 

Okay, so

 

Star Wars

Of

Star Trek

[[li...]]

Wars.

 

Soup broth or tea?

[Guest [...]]

Hate tea. So, soup broth. Probably packed with MSG...

 

WYR

 

Have shower with a stranger

Or

Jump off a cliff onto a trampoline

( my ten year old just made this one up, wanted to join in)

[[li...]]

SHower with a stranger, what a way to meet a man lolll 

 

WYR...

 

Learn to play an instrument or learn to dance/sing amazingly?

[[va...]]

learn to play piano

 

 

WYR

 

go to hell, but have the best time of your life on this earth

or

be in permanent derealisation but go to heaven when you die

 

 

[[li...]]

Go to Heaven.

 

Chocolate or gum?

[[va...]]

gum

 

i don't eat sweets and no x

it messes my depression and sleep.....

 

 

WYR

 

meet a pope

or

meet Tom Cruz

 

:idiot:

[[li...]]

Meet a Pope...Tom is freakin weird...even in comparison to us! lol

 

WYR...

 

Have 11 toes or 11 fingers?

[[Ro...]]

Toes- it'd be kinda hard to express myself with 11 fingers.

 

I had enough of showering with strangers in the military.

 

Star Trek- with a lightsaber.

 

Not too high of a cliff onto a trampoline, into some water.

 

And yes, technically you can starve to death on a meat only diet.

http://knowledgenuts.com/2015/01/21/how-to-starve-to-death-while-stuffing-yourself-with-rabbit-meat/

 

WYR

 

Go to another religion's afterlife reward?

 

or

 

Get your  religions' afterlife punishment?

[[li...]]

I'm afraid of my religion's punishment, so I'll pick someone else's reward...that sounds contradictory to my beliefs, but oh well...

 

WYR....

 

Have to listen to Vanilla Ice for a week or Jersey Shore for a week? And no, suicide isn't an option! lol

[Guest [...]]

Vanilla ice. If I HAVE to.

Jersey shore makes me want to travel there and slap people.

own a

Vineyard

Or

Olive Garden ( not the restaurant )

[[li...]]

*dies laughing* not the restaurant!

 

An olive garden because I don't drink anymore!

 

(Side note/fact: it is illegal here to have an olive tree..however, to this day, there stands one at the house I grew up in lol)

 

WYR...

Have a farm or live in a castle?

[Guest [...]]

Huh? Why?

 

I would SO pick a farm. Have horses, grow all my own food.

Hard work, but self sufficient.

Make my own jams, pickling, canning, riding the horses, maybe milk some goats to make cheese ( yes, I know how) and have one of those porches with two rocking chairs.

Then at night, together have our coffee there. Just being tired but at peace.

Ahh. I guess I don't have to say I have this one thought out.

Waking bare feet around. Smell of grass.

Growing fruit, sell them.

This is a dream of mine since I was little.

 

 

Have a bad cold and no tissues

Or

Have the runs and no toilet paper

[[Te...]]

SHower with a stranger, what a way to meet a man lolll 

 

WYR...

 

Learn to play an instrument or learn to dance/sing amazingly?

 

YES...

Ok, well, that's really a tough one...

Play an instrument, if I got to choose the instrument...

 

WYR

Play and instrument for pleasure

Or

For lots of money?

[Guest [...]]

For pleasure, if this meant that playing it for money wouldn't be enjoyable, then I pick just for pleasure only.

Making music is...so personal and can bring out what is really going on inside. Wouldn't want to miss it.

 

Tex, what instrument would you pick?

 

Be of the opposite sex for a year

Or

Have someone pick a religion for you and having to live by the rules of it for a year

[[Te...]]

Call me Misstex, and call off the churchy dogs!!!

Guitar, mOO, guitar...i like a piano, but too many forced lessons kinda ruined it for me.

I really enjoy the guitar, but I don't play it well...but it soothes ME, so y'all just go in the other room...or house

 

WYR

Cry in front of a room full of strangers

Or

Cry in front of a room full of friends?

[Guest [...]]

Same here. Love my guitar!

 

Cry in a room full of friends.

One will hug me, the other one will laugh at me, the other one will cry with me and one will go and make coffee for comfort. And in the end, it's all gooooooddd....

Love my friends ( two of them since kindergarten, one since I was 10 and my best friend of 26 years was my first boyfriend when I was 14 ish)

 

Okay, did I forget to say I like to talk? 

Right.

 

Spend a week on a not-so-big boat at

The Farallon islands

Or

The Bermuda Triangle

 

This one for you. To practice

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l170/CosmeticsCenter/lipstick/lipstick-007.jpg

[[Te...]]

Bermuda Triangle...how could I disappe

[[Te...]]

ar?

Haw!

OK, i think I got the pink suppository on the gilded tampon insertion device, but the thing on the right looks...well...SQUARE? where's my anatomy book?

 

I missed this one...well, not really...

Have a bad cold and no tissues

Or

Have the runs and no toilet paper

 

Achoo!!!

 

WYR

 

Put a square peg in a round hole

Or a round peg in a square hole?

Hey, you started it!!!

 

 

[Guest [...]]

OMG. 

Ever heard of lipstick? MissTex?

 

I'll put the round peg in the square hole, right after I slapped you with it.

 

Heating pad in bed in the midst of a hot summer

Or ice pack in bed in the middle of a very cold winter

[[va...]]

hot summer , hot pads, hot thinks etc  :laugh: :laugh:

 

WYR

 

be on a Vogue cover

or

be on CNN news whole day long :laugh: