Would you rather?

[[li...]]

I'd eat the potatoes and give the marshmallows to someone who wanted them.

 

WYR...

 

wax off one eyebrow or have an awful unibrow?

[Guest [...]]

Wax off one eyebrow. Then I'll do the other one too. Then hope they grow back.

Unibrow is eeeeew.

Not that one eye brow is pretty.

 

WYR

 

Encounter a bear

Or

A mountain lion

[[li...]]

A bear, I love them lol we have mountain lions here...I ran like a fool.

 

WYR...

 

Have a plant or a goldfish?

[Guest [...]]

A plant.

I don't like fish much ( even though my son has one).

I do love plants. A lot!

 

WYR

 

Be a really famous movie star

Or

A really famous recluse

[[li...]]

I think I am a really famous recluse lol!

 

WYR

 

Have a boring job that pays very well or a great job that pays very little?

[Guest [...]]

Hmmmm, it depends.

If I'd have to work a boring job and get paid a shitload of money, I'd do it for a few years so after that I have enough savings to be able do what I love, maybe.

But in General, I'd pick the great job with less pay. Which is what I've done all along 

 

WYR

 

Sit on a plane for 10 hours next to someone with terrible, nauseating BO

Or

Have a coworker you work closely with and have to talk to all day, with horrible breath

[[Te...]]

Coworker...i have altoids AND tic-tacs...

WYR

No shower(bath) for a week in the desert

Or

No shampoo(hair wash) for a month at the beach?

[Guest [...]]

No hair wash. The ocean will make the hair look like the sun has kissed it and you can still rinse it.

No shower is just....too start of the taper, kind of 

 

I forgot to say that it's soooooo bad that altoids don't help. I need to pay more attention!

 

WYR

 

Have a really beautiful girl to look at and only touch ONCE

Or

A seriously hideous one, who adores you in every way

 

( or a man, if Lilly beats the gentlemen on this one, I guess).

[[Ro...]]

All cats are grey in the dark.  A good soul makes for a better companion in life.

 

I've been stuck on airplanes with body odour folks for far too many times. Co-workers at least can be persuaded to brush their teeth more often. Boring job? I have a life outside of my job.

 

WYR

 

Have a co-worker who wears WAY too much perfume/cologne?

 

or

 

Have an office that is never quite warm enough?

[[Te...]]

Gimme an office and a pull-over...those odors, WHATEVER THEY ARE, sometimes get sinus-trapped...oh, joy...

WYR

Spend a night in a snake house with no ventilation

Or

Take the three hour tour of the stockyards?

[[Ro...]]

At least in the stockyards it's mostly plant matter digested.  Snakes aren't noted for being vegetarians...

 

WYR

 

Wrestle an Alligator?

 

or

 

Kiss a Caiman?

[Guest [...]]

Kiss a Caiman, granted someone is holding it and there is a LOT of duct tape around its mouth.

I don't think I'm going to walk away unscathed from a wrestle.

 

Do a flashlight tour all by yourself at midnight at Alcatraz

Or

Spend a night alone in the woods

[[Ro...]]

I've done enough nights alone in the woods.  Not counting all of the danged fool critters that like to skitter around one's camping site....Owls are LOUD.

 

Alcatraz- at least Ghosties aren't material. But I'd have to bring plenty of blankets, San Francisco bay gets plenty cold even in summer.

 

WYR

 

Sleep on a Portaledge on El Capitan for a few days?

http://neverstopexploring.com/2014/09/19/5-tips-sleeping-portaledge/

 

Or

 

Be an Aquanaut for a month?

[Guest [...]]

El Capitan!!!! Woot!!!

I made it only half way and then I got kind of Eeehm scared wise.

 

Spend a night, no sleeping bag, in Yosemite in February

Or

Spend a day in the desert, no sunscreen

[[va...]]

i would go for a night,

:idiot:

because nights do not last that long

 

 

WYR

 

stop playing this game and get 1000 $

or

play it as much as you want but you have to post everyday 10 posts on sexual activity thread

 

:laugh:

[[Ro...]]

10 post of sexual activity thread.

 

10 x Nothing = Nothing.

 

A night in Yosemite with no sleeping bag in February?  I'll just check in at the Ahwahnee hotel then. 

 

A day in the desert no sunscreen?  No sweat- I'll just hang out underneath yon Joshua Tree.

 

WYR

 

Climb a Redwood Tree during the rainy season?

 

or

 

Climb a Sequoia during the fire season?

[Guest [...]]

Ah, I'd climb the Red wood. Just because the fire season freaks me out.

And I think the branches on the sequoia are too thick for me to have any support from.

 

And too bad, the Ahwahnee was closed when you were there. 

 

WYR

 

Snow storm

Or

Sand storm

[[li...]]

Snow, I've had my share of sandstorms living here!

 

WYR...

 

Pepsi or Coke?

[Guest [...]]

Ugh... I hate soda. But if I have to pick...Coke.

You'd probably say Dr. Pepper? 

 

Breakfast for dinner

Or dinner for breakfast

[[va...]]

breakfast for dinner...

 

i do not eat lunch and dinners...

only small portions of some innocent food....

 

 

WYR

 

be BB forum administrator

or

BB forum moderator

 

 

 

 

[[Ro...]]

Moderator- With great power comes great corruption!

 

Both. Waffles and syrup on Xmas day.

 

Just because the Ahwahnee is closed doesn't mean I won't get to sleep there....I've worked enough dishes there to know where some of the hideaways are...

 

WYR

 

MRE's for a month

 

or

 

Durian Fruit Salad for a week?

[[li...]]

Durian Fruit Salad, I've had enough MRE's for a lifetime!

 

WYR...

 

Bologna or Pastrami?

[Guest [...]]

Oh no! Heeeeellllll no! durian smells like something the cat left on the door step. It's the most faul smell on the planet.

 

Pastrami. Bologna is so much mystery meat, I don't think I can hack it. I never seen it till moving to the USA but I smelled it once and declined.

 

Wart

Or hives

[[Te...]]

Administrator...fewer in the corral, and those are...well...moderated...

 

Bologna...I firmly believe you can OD on pastrami!!!

WYR

Mac n cheese

Or

Cheesy grits?

[[li...]]

Wart, I had em ages ago and you can freeze them off. Hives are hard for me to get rid of - I'm allergic to the medicines they shoot you up with at the ER for the allergy! Just my luck!

 

I want the mac and cheese and the grits, yum.

 

WYR...

 

Salad for a year or steak for a year (and nothing else!)?