Would you rather?

[[Ro...]]

Deep Dive. Submariners- 100 submariners go down, 50 couples come up.

 

Army?

 

or

 

Air Farce?

[Guest [...]]

I hope that was a typo...

Air Force .

 

Coffee

Or

Tea

 

[[Te...]]

Gotta be coffee...got.    to.  be.    ...decaf is not coffee...i have to drink decaf, sometimes. It is not coffee. It is coffee-flavored. Coffee has coffeine.

 

Jello

Or

Pudding?

 

 

 

[Guest [...]]

Pudding. Gelatins is so so so N A S T Y

Brrrrrrr.

 

And I do decaf double espressos. Really pretty good. 

 

Ice cream

Or

Frozen yoghurt

[[Te...]]

My mind says frozen yogurt

My mouth disagrees

I have been told i have a small mind

I have been told I have a big mouth

I guess size DOES matter

ICE CREAM!!!

 

Popsicles

Or

Sorbet?

[[Sm...]]

fly, deep dive, coffee, pudding, frozen yogurt, sorbet!

 

would you rather

 

a birthmark shaped like spongebob squarepants

 

or a scar shaped like wiley cyote?

[Guest [...]]

Yay, Smifferton in da house 

 

A scar shaped like Wiley .

I can't STAND spongebob.

Oh, how I loathe Sponge Bob..

 

Have ketchup on ALL your food from now on

Or

Not have your taste buds work for 2 years

[[Sm...]]

no question.. no taste buds for two years

 

I'll take merely tactile gross over tactile PLUS flavor gross

 

ok tactile..

 

a swimming pool of custard

 

or

 

a swimming pool of tinned spaghetti

[Guest [...]]

Oh, that one is too easy.

custard!

And I'll bring all sorts of stuff to eat it with.

I won't allow anyone else in the pool, though. That would be a bit too much.

It needs to be slight warmish, too .

 

Have sweaty night mares for 2 months

Or

No sleep at ALL for two weeks

[[Te...]]

I'VE HAD THE SWEATY 'mares  for forever, so am resigned to them...went 66 hours without sleep,early this past week, so two weeks without sounds like...well...awfuller...so move over Freud, Jung, and Maslov, Tex is startin to think!!!

 

WYR

Ride a subway standing up for two hours

Or

Ride a greyhound bus sitting down for twelve hours?

[Guest [...]]

Subway. Just bite the bullet and get it over with. Two hours is better than 12.

 

Get up at 4 am every morning for two weeks

Or

Having to stay in bed an additional two hours after you wake up for 4 weeks

[[Ro...]]

I've been getting up at 4 am for the last 6 months.  I'll do that thanks.

 

(My shift starts at 6 in the morning.)

 

And Air Farce? 8 years there- call me Sarge.

 

WYR

 

Chocolate pudding?

 

or

 

Chocolate Mousse?

[Guest [...]]

Yes, Sir! 

 

Pudding. That texture of mousse just makes me want to spit it right out. That fluffy nothingness. Yuck.

 

WYR

 

Be a giant

Or

Be a midget

[[Ro...]]

Sir? SIR?!!

I work for a living!

 

Midget- I could fit into so many more things again.  Hotel beds, most cars, cable runs, etc.

 

Pop Tarts?

 

or

 

Scones?

[Guest [...]]

Alright, Sarge it is...

Sheesh.

 

Scones. Pop tarts are too sweet for me.

 

French fries

Or tater tots

[[Ro...]]

Tater Tots, along with baby corn and baby carrots. 

 

WYR

 

Hashbrowns?

 

or

 

Potato Pancakes?

[Guest [...]]

Hash browns. Nice and crunchy for me, please!

 

So, is that how it goes at the base? " Sarge, could you pass the tater tots and baby carrots my way  please "? 

 

Well, then we might as well throw this one in

 

WYR

 

Knit

Or

Crochet

[[Ro...]]

Crochet, I'm always dropping stitches when I knit. My scarves end up as triangles.

 

Sure thing mOO, I'll even throw in some british Jelly Babies.

 

WYR

 

Have some Lemon Curd with your biscuits?

 

or

 

Some Clotted Cream instead?

[Guest [...]]

 

Oh, that's easy. Lemon curd. Me and clotted cream..we don't get along very much.

Not even on the scone I preferred over the pop tart.

 

Eat an orange right after brushing your teeth, each time you brush, for a week

Or

Eat a lemon each day for three days

[[va...]]

lemon each day....

 

 

WYR

 

live forever (not knowing what's your destiny)

 

or

 

die young but fulfil all your desires....

:idiot:

[Guest [...]]

I would never want to live forever. All my loved ones would die and I'd be stuck on earth forever. That's really sad.

 

WYR

 

Live by the beach

Or

Live in the woods

[[Ro...]]

In Oregon, I can have both. But prefer to be near a beach well ABOVE the Tsunami line.

 

Sandy Beaches?

 

Or

 

Rocky ones with tidepools?

[Guest [...]]

Rocky ones! I love sitting on a rock, watching the sea otters.

Monterey/ Pacific grove must be my fav place to go tide pool watching, too.

 

I don't like the beach much, in summer. The sandy beaches...nope.

 

Windows

Or

Apple

[[Ro...]]

Some Sea Otters up here, mostly it's just the aptly named Sea Lions sunning themselves you have to watch out for.

 

I've worked on windows and PC's so long that they're far more familiar to me. I borrowed an Apple when I was confined to a hospital bed and couldn't make much of heads or tales of it. 

 

Make your own computer

 

or

 

Buy one off the shelf.

[Guest [...]]

Buy one off the shelf.

If I had to make my own, I'd be without one for many months to come.

Living in the heart of Silicon Valley but an absolute no-no when it comes to technology.

Can we say " happy to be able to check my mail at all and make a post "?

 

Alright. Moving on.

On to two things that puzzle me about the food here

 

deep fried Twinkie ( seems to be a boardwalk thing)

Or

Sweet potatoes with marshmallows on top ( seems to be a Thanksgiving thing)