Would you rather?

[[Te...]]

Been awhile, but the streets were home...and i learned i didn't need a bridge to be a troll...

I had a section of culvert in a vacant area in Tucson next to a RV park that was high and dry...a cardboard flap,kept out the rain, and a few well-placed blankets softened the cement...last I saw, someone had moved in...

 

20 dogs...that much ammonia from cats could be toxic

WYR

 

Stairmaster

Or

Treadmill?

[[Ro...]]

Stairmaster. Treadmills are like masturbation when it comes to running.

 

40 cats. (which is what it seems like now). Cats often go outside to take care of business, and will take the time to cover things up.

 

WYR

 

Camp in a Yurt

 

or

 

Camp in a hotel with room service?

[Guest [...]]

Yurt!

We stayed in one , Yosemite Lakes, right by the Tuolumne River..

I'll take that over eating a 30 dollar chocolate croissant in a larger bed any day.

You just can't beat that scent in the morning, pine trees, wet grass.

How would anyone take a window that doesn't even open , over that ?

 

WYR

 

Tattoo something on your forehead

Or

Miss an eye

 

[[Ro...]]

Even with my eyesight slowly fading I'll keep both.

 

Now for the Tattoo- I'd demarcate it's current limit for future mearsurements...

 

WYR

 

Spend Vacation: North Dakota during it's Below Zero?

 

or  Saudi Arabia in the Middle of Summer?

[Guest [...]]

Dakota.

I hate the heat. Makes me feel slumpy and ick.

So, I will get cozy by the fire with some wrong, weird thick knitted sweater and be peachy.

 

WYR

 

Hear the Sponge Bob Square Pants theme song 24/7 for a week

Or

Smell a skunk 24/7 for a week

 

[[li...]]

Oh wow, hard one...

 

Smell a skunk. I'm from the South lol

 

WYR

 

Marry your high school sweetheart or marry the other child you pretend married in pre-school? lol

[[Ro...]]

I'll take the de-scented pet skunk my cousin has...

 

I'll try the other child I pretend married.

 

Cause the 'high school sweetie/crush' turned out to be....

 

let's just say...difficult....

 

WYR

Snuggle with a Polar Bear

 

or

 

Tickle a Piranha?

 

[Guest [...]]

I married the man I have known since I was twelve.

So, I guess that's closer to high school sweetheart. But I can't say I have no regrets 

Things are ...rocky....

 

The kid I pretend married in preschool did not turn out too great, so that's not an option 

 

Go back to medieval times and not be Catholic

Or

Back to Jurassic times

 

Ps. I just saw Rocking's one as we posted at the same time..

 

I'll tickle the piranha.

[[va...]]

back to jurassic times....

 

because in medieval times they will burn me alive as a witch :laugh:

 

 

WYR

 

be a cat

or

be a dog

 

[[li...]]

Hmm, that's a tough one...I'd be a dog. I'm a pretty loyal person

 

WYR...

 

Have beautiful, healthy white teeth that hurt 24/7 or all of your teeth pulled out and no pain BUT with no dentures?

 

[Guest [...]]

Oooh that one is really tough.

I have neuralgia in my face so I know what pain in the teeth feels like.

And as awful as I'd look with NO dentures and no teeth....

AYAy...

I'm going to have to say pull them.

No wait... Yes, no, yes, no...

Ok. No teeth.

I'm cringing even writing it. No more smiles .

 

Right.

 

WYR

 

Have a dog that talks

Or

A spouse that doesn't

[[va...]]

i had a spouse that was silent as earth,,things went bananas with cheating

 

have a dog that talks,,,so cool

 

 

WYR

 

be a honest person among cheaters

or

be a wiseman among good looking folks

 

 

 

[[li...]]

Honest person.

 

Would you rather paint your nails red for an entire year or not paint them at all for TWO years?

[[va...]]

paint them red...

WYR

 

have a one marriage with a cheater

 

or

3 marriages with very honest guys

that happen to die and you have to remarry :idiot: :idiot:

[Guest [...]]

Not at all for two years.

I can't stand red nails.

Assuming we mean finger nails?

I never paint them. Toes ..painted. Even if it means red.

 

Eat 10 habanero peppers , for 5 consecutive days

Or

Eat 1 for 50 consecutive days

[Guest [...]]

Have one marriage with a cheater.

I'll get over it.

Death is worse when you love the man so much!

 

For next question, see mine above.....^^^^^

[[li...]]

The peppers for 10 days. I'm from Arizona, it wouldn't be too bad.

 

WYR...

 

Have to listen to a song you hate on repeat for a week or

Watch a movie you hate without sound for a month?

[[Ro...]]

The song, (which I got to do- next door neighbor played Stairway to Heaven 24/7).

 

Here's a thought

 

Be in a Group Marriage with folks you HAVE to get along with for 10 years.

 

or

 

a Polyamorous situation for one year.

[Guest [...]]

That's a tough one.

There is no way I would sacrifice ten years of my life to a situation where I have to get along with people, when I can't.  Maybe I would get along with them. But still...the gamble is too it.

I guess in a polyamorous situation, I only have to live with TWO people. A year I might be able to hack. Ten years...no.

 

 

Eeeh..lemme thinkz..

 

WYR

 

Have to smoke a pack or cigarettes for half a year, per day

Or

Live with someone who smokes IN your house for 5 years

[[Ro...]]

Half a pack. I wouldn't inhale.

 

WYR

 

Eat nothing but Vegan Food for a month

 

or

 

Eat like a carnivore for a month.

[Guest [...]]

Half a pack. I wouldn't inhale.

 

WYR

 

Eat nothing but Vegan Food for a month

 

or

 

Eat like a carnivore for a month.

 

Ah, damn it.. I forgot to say you must inhale. Good one....

 

Eat nothing but vegan for a month. I think just meat would really, really make me feel bad. As long as I don't have to eat tofu, I'm good.

 

Have ten toddlers live with you for a month

Or

Get a full body wax during your taper

[[Ro...]]

EESH!

 

A full body wax? Egads, I'm like bigfoot...

 

Ten toddlers for a month-  Two Words: Nyquil Smoothies.

 

WYR

 

A High Colonic Cleanse?

 

or

 

A Leeching?

[Guest [...]]

EESH!

 

A full body wax? Egads, I'm like bigfoot...

 

Ten toddlers for a month-  Two Words: Nyquil Smoothies.

 

WYR

 

A High Colonic Cleanse?

 

or

 

A Leeching?

 

Oh hello no!

I will do the leeching, given it's just one leech. And it will just be one me for 10 seconds. And I will have my eyes closed. And I'll do it right after dosing. And..and...

 

 

WYR

 

Be the pedicure for 10 soldiers after they just marched 40 miles, no gloves can be used

Or

French kiss 5 residents in a retirement home

 

[[Te...]]

Easy...something is gonna have to bleed for my meals...besides me...

 

WYR

Live without a tv for a month

Or

Live without a computer for a month?

 

WOW...don't think too long, tex...

 

Waxing...

 

Leeching...

 

Pedicure...these guys have earned my service to them...

[[Ro...]]

I dunno man, some of them there Golden Girls can be downright frisky....(don't ask).

 

I'll go for a month without TV. I've done it many a time.

 

WYR

 

Go in for a Spinal Tap?

 

or

 

Donate some Bone Marrow?