Would you rather?

[[Ma...]]

Double jointed of course, with no bones I'd just be a big blob.. Ew.

 

Would you rather go through the worst benzo withdrawals imaginable, or never be able to be loved/give love for the rest of your lifetime.

[[Te...]]

WHAT???? YOU MEAN I HAVEN'T BEEN THROUGH THE WORST, YET?? OH, SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!

ahem...cough...cough...sigh...ok, histrionics have subsided...

I just gotta love and be loved...period...

 

WYR

Be loved:

For what you are

Or

What you could be?

[[Ro...]]

What I am- what I could be is constantly in flux.

 

Thus if I am loved for something I'm not, they're not in love with me...

 

WYR

A lifetime with one person who loves you?

or

A endless series of deep meaningful one night stands?

[[Te...]]

"Deep, meaningful one night stands"  :laugh: perfect oxymoron...

I'm goin with a lifetime, but I. Would want to love them, too...

 

WYR

 

Read about it

Or

Be read about?

[[be...]]

"Deep, meaningful one night stands"  :laugh: perfect oxymoron...

I'm goin with a lifetime, but I. Would want to love them, too...

 

WYR

 

Read about it

Or

Be read about?

 

Read about it or watch CNN. I don't want the top New York Times article to read, Betsy from CT has been charged with the murder of John Boehner...And all of her neighbors thought she was so kind and polite........

 

WYR:

 

Have a talented lovely voice

 

OR

 

Be a musical wunderkind.

[[Ro...]]

Wunderkind would be nice, groupies and all.

 

With my luck I'd be read about in the Darwin Awards.

 

Death Valley has more life to it than Saudi ever did.

 

Gilroy Garlic Festival?

 

or

 

Burning Man?

[[Te...]]

Burning Man...just once...

 

WYR

Catch a:

Slow boat to China

Or

A fast freight ti Frisco?

[[be...]]

Fast freight to SF, cause my long lost bro lives in Sausalito. But I can't afford to buy a mail box there...So I'll have to commute and bunk with Tex AND his horse. Don't worry, I'll bring the snow....It should slide off me nicely as I am doused with jelly.

 

WYR:

 

Be bald

 

or:

 

Have your entire chest and back filled with hair like a monkey.

[[Te...]]

May i be the balding man I am, and NEVER...i said NEVER...be heard to utter the words "Honey, would you brush my back...?"  i need to warn you about my horse's sleeping habits...and do I need to remind you about vaseline and straw...? It really aggravates the barn swallows...OMGosh!!! Someone call a moderator!!! 

 

Oh, almost forgot...

WYR

Jump from the hayloft

Or

Swing down on the bale pulley?

[[Ro...]]

With my knees?  I'll swing down.  With my luck jumping from the hayloft I'd end up on a couple.

 

I've been to Burning Man- twice.  Hot Dry, and an Alkali Desert. Like Saudi with the heat and dry, but the women don't wear Hijabs.

 

Hot Spring soak?

 

or

 

Hot Tub broil?

[[be...]]

Hot spring soak of course. But remember, I'm the one who runs around naked doused in Vaseline. Peeping Toms, remember that!

 

WYR:

 

Take a 6-month cruise around the world

 

OR

 

Spend 6 months in Europe, Japan and China.

 

 

[[Ro...]]

Europe, Japan, and China.

 

Cruise ships are in my opinion- bastions of Legionnaire's Disease.

 

WYR

 

Obtain Proof Postive of- Bigfoot or the Loch Ness monster?

[[be...]]

Europe, Japan, and China.

 

Cruise ships are in my opinion- bastions of Legionnaire's Disease.

 

WYR

 

Obtain Proof Postive of- Bigfoot or the Loch Ness monster?

 

The Loch Ness Monster, because I like to fish. :laugh:

 

WYR:

 

Be 2 years of age

 

OR

 

82?

[[Te...]]

Two is startin to look pretty good...but, I'm not sure the world is ready for me to do the terrible twos, again..I'm not ready to do 82 yet, and i'm thinkin i may never be ready for that...well, till i'm 83...

 

WYR

Have food on the table

Or

A roof over your head?

[[be...]]

A roof over my head. I can always steal from the grocery store. You know us Tex, we wear big winter coats here with lots of hiding places. I can make that campfire of yours in my fireplace. But what to do about that horse? I suppose he can live in our guest bedroom.

 

WYR:

 

Be deaf

 

OR

 

Have a nose that ain't working.

[[Ro...]]

Deaf. I'd be able to sleep better, than listening to the neighborhood dogs barking at shadows all night...

 

WYR

 

Get a free one speed bicycle

 

or

 

an expensive multi-speed bike?

[[Te...]]

Free one speed, as I will be driving it around on my bike rack...

 

WYR

Stick your face in a cotton candy machine

Or

Hook your fingers up to a milking machine?

[[Ro...]]

I'd be more interested in sticking other appendages in the milking machine...

 

WYR

 

Eat nothing but carrots for a day.

 

or

 

Just chocolate for a week.

[[Te...]]

REALLY??? YOU HAVE TO ASK???

Well, being the responsible adult I am, i would have to go with chocolate...

 

WYR

 

Be responsible

Or

Take responsibliity?

[[Ro...]]

Both- when appropriate.

 

WYR-

 

Take one for the team?

 

or

 

Be the Fall-guy.

[[be...]]

Take one for the team. And you know Tex, that cotton candy would slip off my face. All I have to do to take one for the team is smoke a joint right before the game. With high THC of course.

 

WYR:

 

spend 6 months in a submarine

 

or

Spend 6 months on an aircraft carrier that is in a dangerous area?

[[Ro...]]

Aircraft carrier- I NEED some fresh air and sunshine. Even if the forecast includes the possibility of Lead Showers.

 

WYR-

 

Another tour of duty in Saudi Arabia?

 

or

 

Six months in Antarctica?

[[be...]]

Aircraft carrier- I NEED some fresh air and sunshine. Even if the forecast includes the possibility of Lead Showers.

 

WYR-

 

Another tour of duty in Saudi Arabia?

 

or

 

Six months in Antarctica?

 

I never toured SA in the first place, so it would have to be the cold weather. I hope they have furnaces there.

 

WYR

 

Swim like a whale or

 

fly like a bird?

[[no...]]

Fly like a bird, I wouldn't want to end up trapped by Ice or harpooned, birds have got better odds plus lots of free air travel

 

Float like a butterfly

Sting like a bee

[[Ro...]]

Float- you know what occurs after a bee stings- right?

 

WYR

 

Be taken out to the Ball Game?

 

or

 

Take a nap during the Opera?