Would you rather?

[[...]]

in the morning....

 

fairy or

princess

 

Congratulations RC!!!

 

[[Ro...]]

Thank you.

 

I've never molested a fairy...

 

Royalty

 

or

 

Commoner?

[[Ro...]]

Go on a hunt for?

[[Te...]]

Depends on whether or not I get to shoot at 'em...

 

I guess commoner...more sporting target...

 

WYR

Fire a weapon

Or

Fire an employee?

[[be...]]

Though I dislike guns, I would rather fire a weapon. Maybe at the boss?  I have fired too many employees and it breaks my heart to do so. Naturally, some of them are rather upset and behave very badly.

 

WYR:

 

Swim in the ocean OR

 

swim in a lake?

[[Ro...]]

Swim in a lake.

 

Less chance of encountering jellyfish.

 

Climb a mountain?

 

or

 

Hike a desert?

[[Te...]]

My two favorite environments...dang but that's a toughie...

 

Gonna go with climbing a mountain...when you get to the top,the senses are absolutely overwhelmed...

 

WYR

Raise sheep

Or

Raise cattle?

FEUD A COMIN' !!!

[[Ro...]]

I'd rather raise goats. They'll eat everything that sheep and cattle won't.

 

But if I had my druthers- cattle.

 

hold on....I'll go with...Jacob's Sheep.

 

 

What's for dinner?  Kobe Beef?  or Long Pig?

[[Te...]]

Kobe...all the way...well, 'cept for the price...

I had milk goats for awhile...

 

WYR

 

Pack a bag

Or

Stuff a duffel?

[[Ro...]]

Stuff a duffel. Easier to carry over your shoulder.

 

Guided Tour

 

or

 

Trail Blaze?

[[Te...]]

Trailblaze!!!!!!!

 

Too easy...that's like WYR

 

Have canned food

Or

Homemade?

[[Ro...]]

Depends on which home it was made from...Koch, or Rockefeller, sounds good.

 

WYR

 

Live for 27 years alone on a spaceship eating recycled food?

 

or

 

Live a lifetime on an alien planet with fresh food?

[[Te...]]

Depends on which home it was made from...Koch, or Rockefeller, sounds good.

 

WYR

 

Live for 27 years alone on a spaceship eating recycled food?

 

or

 

Live a lifetime on an alien planet with fresh food?

You are absolutely, hilariously shameless :laugh:

 

So the lifetime of fresh food sounds good on this alien planet called Earth...

 

WYR

Brush up on technique

Or

Brush off the competition?

[[Ro...]]

Technique.

 

I'd rather lose a competition honestly.  Than win through cheating.

 

WYR

 

Never have to suffer another pain again

 

or

 

Continue as you are?

[[Hi...]]

There is growth through pain so if its not reffering to only physical pain then i would rather suffer through this and pray it makes me a better person and that im not permanently scarred.

 

 

Would you rather eat chocolate out of a dogs b hole or have a dog eat chocolate out of your b hole? Haha to whoever has to answer that

[[Ro...]]

I'd rather eat chocolate out of a dog's b-hole, a hot dog of course.  I've never tried chocolate and hot dog before.

 

Now as to eating dog- I've been to Korea.

 

WYR spend five minutes with the in-laws?

 

or

 

Five minutes of pulling out a fingernail?

[Guest [Or...]]

I'd rather eat chocolate out of a dog's b-hole, a hot dog of course.  I've never tried chocolate and hot dog before.

 

Now as to eating dog- I've been to Korea.

 

WYR spend five minutes with the in-laws?

 

or

 

Five minutes of pulling out a fingernail?

 

5 mins with the in-laws! My in-laws are cool!

 

Would you rather...

 

Be cursed to fall in love with only inanimate objects

 

Or

 

Be cursed into thinking inanimate objects are always trying to pick you up?

[[Ro...]]

At least with an inanimate object one gets what one sees...

 

WYR

 

Married to someone you love?

 

or

 

Married to someone who loves you?

[[Te...]]

Married to someone I love...why else would I marry them...?

 

WYR

Run down an up escalator

Or

Run up a down escalator?

[[Hi...]]

I think running up a down escalator is far less dangerous

 

WYR be an oompaloompa? Or a munchin?

[[Te...]]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here an pick oompaloompa, just 'cause it sounds pretty cool...this frame if mind has gotten me into trouble before, but I'm wearin my Big Boy pants, today, so i can take it...

[[Ro...]]

Personally- I'd have to go with Munchkin.

 

Oompaloompas = Slave Labor.  Munchkins at least live in place called Oz.  A few more interesting sights.

 

WYR

 

Be an Elf living with Elrond?

 

Or an Elf living with Galadriel?

[[Te...]]

Apparently the Big Boy pants I'm a wearin' belong to the Massa, not me...

So, what else can I do to myself, slave to a chemical or two, slave to someone who dresses me in Big Boy pants...what the heck...

I'm moving in with Galadriel...sounds feminine in a heavy sorta way...

 

WYR

Hold on

Or

Be held over?

[[be...]]

I'd rather hold on, but only if there is a railing nearby. I wouldn't want to be held by the poooolice.

 

WYR:

 

Be 7 feet tall Or

 

4'5" tall.

[[Ro...]]

4'5" tall.

 

If anything else I could fit into some of the vehicles nowadays for a change. Seven footers have a hellacious appetite.

 

WYR

 

Be Double Jointed?

 

or

 

No bones?